I'm the worm in the apple car.

I'm the worm in the apple car.

That worm has a name: Lowly

I think in the German translation his name is Egon

Lowly's Applecar fucking flies dude. It's not even a contest.

- You gotta make a decision
  
  Leave tonight or live and die this way
  
  (Love those lyrics)

Is that sculptor hauling Baphomet? That's probably me.

Baphomet flipping you the bird, even.
- Pretty sure that's the two finger salute, "As above, so below." Which is kind of what makes it Baphomet, not just a goat man.
Well i was gonna answer 'cheese car', but you make a persuasive case.

Can i have the cheese car with Baphomet strapped to the roof?
This was the one I was drawn to as well... The irreverent goat hauling an idol of Baphomet stuck dead center in the middle of all these other crazy motherfuckers, feeling like he's the most normal one of the bunch.

"But, if I'm the most normal... I'm scared to death of society."
Jeff?

I was always banana car as a kid reading these books. Decades later and now that I’m older and wiser and have kids of my own I’ll have the hotdog car please

Pickle car any day.

It's between that and the hot dog for me. But I'm leaning pickle.
I have been called a pig, and I am frequently in a pickle. I feel so represented.
Oh yes, it's the legendary kurkkumopo! If you know, you know.
Yup, as much as I vibe with the doughnut, getting to the roof trunk is a nightmare in a single story building, and every turn risks a surprise roadtrip to a nearby window. It's much harder to upset the pickle, and it it can run on vinegar!

Pickle me!

I'd like to say I'm the pig in the pickle car, but I'm actually the owl (which is already capable of flight) on the flying broom who for some reason is also riding a kick scooter.

dibs on owl on a broomstick bike

Because they're a hoot?

Why isn't this stuff a multi-billion theme park and series of movies and video games already?

Fantastic idea.

I member this book!

If you can't handle me at my apple car with worms in my brain, you don't deserve me at my owl witch riding a broom scooter.

Toothpaste tube car for me, thanks.

Toothbrush for me

Goldbug

So is that the sculptor?

I loved these books as a kid - it's tragic that mine don't...
Where's Goldbug? I thought he turns up just about everywhere?

I'm leaning towards witchy scooter, to be honest.

I fucking love this though

Maybe not as fancy as the others, but I really like the little pink jeep. It’s boxy and cute.

I'm going with the cat in the doughnut.

I invite any armchair psychologists to post their analysis below!

Bunny carrot-mobile. Dynamic and kawaii AF

Donut cat

This could be a really good personality quiz.

Ape going bananas.

I love the spaced out look on his face. It's a look that says "I'm purposefully, blissfully unaware of reality, and if you pop this carefully crafted bubble you will suffer the wrath of the elder gods."

Idk why that worm was so cute and cool as a kid, but he was.

I'm a cheese car man for sure, but imagine the smell on a hot, sweaty day!

Cheese it!!

Either the melted cat in the donut car, or the puddle of sloths in the red one.

GATOR

RAINBOW BUS LINES

What could be better than scooter with flying broom?
Edit: Ok, I see the apple could possibly also fly with the rotating leaf and is covered in case of rain. So team apple.

Owls and witches are both individually capable of flight what are you doing

Nothing by comparison.

Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing

Dog in a Hotdog car, all the way.

rhino circus car everyday

Surprised there's no Mr. Fixit

I call the hot dog car!

But where's Goldbug??

Back of the sculptor truck?
- I was just joking, but by god, you're right! Good eye!

Mustard only?! I am definitely the dog in the hot dog car.

I’m more of a dingo dog

/s

Probably Lowly Worm as well.

@[email protected] Found your car

wiggle wiggle
- Spotted it again

I like foxes they are cute, and this one is gonna make wine I guess, so it's my pick!

Didn't even know Lowly Worm. Psh.

I'm vibing with the donut car

I think I'm the rhyno, I like it

Definitely the donut car.

Donut car all day.

Nobody else wants the sports car? Really?

Why have a sports cat when you can br cruising in a hot dog, or even better an entire wedge of cheese?
- Because it's more practical as a vehicle. It's more aerodynamic, probably more reliable since there will probably be parts available, and you won't get weird looks from other cars on the road.
  
  Needless to say I was not a very imaginative kid. Guess that's what happens when you're raised by a down-to-earth, jerk of a father. I wasn't even allowed to believe in Santa.
Seems claustrophobic

I like how the vehicles match the drivers: the mice driving the cheese mobile, the dog driving the hot dog mobile. etc.

I'd love to be the "very Scarry" but I'm afraid I'm driving a rhino, even though i despise clowns. We cherisho the old Richard Scarry books my wife brought with. You wanna see some other cute/interesting stuff? Search for "Rien Poortvliet gnomes" - another treasure from my wife's library.

I remember these! So cute.

obviously banana car

OMG. I haven’t seen these images in like 20 years. My cousin loved these.

I'm the pig in the pickle. I don't want to be, but I am.

Let me get the rabbit in the car that won't rot.

🥒 🚗 definitely the pickle car 😅

I'll let any of those drive up my ass.

Reporter: [REDACTED]
Reason: Gay

Reporter, please show us in the Lemmy Code of Conduct where being gay is a reportable offense. And anyway, the gays don’t have a monopoly on having things driven up their asses.
- Bold ruling.
I don't know, the apple and the doughnut look a little intimidating to me, but more power to ya!
- But not the mechanical rhino?
- I'm thinking the broomstick is going to be more trouble. That turns into toothpicks and ouchy ouchy.
Not gonna yuck your yum, but for the sake of my vivid mental imagery I'll request you let the cute animal passengers exit before the act.
- The animals stay.