Unfortunately my arsehole doesn't take kindly to being bothered unlubed.
130 3 ReplyThen you shouldn't have had it circumcised
49 0 ReplyAnd leave my pink sock flapping around in the wind? No thanks!
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Pro tip, get some solid coconit oil, melt it into ice cube trays, and wait for it to solidify again. Then, all you have to do is pop a cube in and wait a few minutes for your body heat to melt it and you're good to go
33 0 ReplyInstructions unclear, put ice cold coconut oil up my keester
41 0 ReplyOther than the last step this is great advice. My ex and I used coconut oil and it was great.
13 0 ReplyI've had ice cream headaches before, but not what you described here
12 0 ReplyMhmmm, accidental coconut oil coca-cola for the whole family. Don't ask what is up with the ice cube tray.
7 0 ReplyOk but w/e you do do NOT use ANY oil with silicone toys. Your (plastic) dick will literally melt.
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Just go slow and use pre
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My circumcised bros, can you really not fap without lotion?
83 1 ReplyI don't know why people keep saying you need it to do the deed, I've been at it for 20 years without lotion and it's fine
Adding lube or lotion to the equation just makes clean up worse
126 1 ReplyYou been at it for 20 years? I think you need some lube, mate
41 0 ReplyThe smegma gang gets weird fucking ideas sometimes
50 24 ReplyI'm jealous of you... I get nothing without lube. Need head stimulation and it's NOT good dry. But yeah, cleanup sucks
24 0 ReplyNot everyone is cut the same
Some get more, and some get less cut off.
Sounds like you were fortunate and got less cut off.
Circumcision is common in US, mentioning lotion with masterbating is common.
Like you said, no one would use lotion unless they had to.
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I used to be able to, but a lifetime of manual labor has laden my hands with callouses that make it HIGHLY unpleasant without some lube
23 0 ReplyBro got the built in texture
21 0 ReplyThey are ribbed for your pleasure
16 0 ReplySounds like you need to man up and build calluses on your dick.
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I have never used it
23 0 ReplyI've never used lube.
20 0 ReplyNah I can do it just fine without, I've only ever used lotion like a few times in my life just to try because it seems like a common thing when you see a reference to "Lotion and Kleenex". I felt like it brought nothing to the experience but an extra mess to clean up
18 0 ReplyIt's an easy movie trope.
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We can. At least most of us. Though I suspect there's significantly less play in the skin, so it may be more difficult for some.
16 0 ReplyEveryone in this entire thread is saying they're fine. There's just this weird, incel group that storms around the internet from time to time spreading bullshit about circumcision. It's exhausting. Get a life, you douchebags.
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I can. It is definitely not nearly as much fun though. More of a "just get the job done so I can go back to what I was doing".
11 1 ReplyWorks fine for me. I gotta stop after round 6 though.
10 2 ReplyHOW DO YOU EVEN GO TWO?
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No idea what they are on about. Works just fine.
7 0 ReplyIt depends on how far the doctors went when they removed a part of you without permission or consent. There are levels of skin tightness that some people are on the unfortunate end of, if the doctor took an excessive amount. And in general, there are a huge number of nerves in the foreskin which are significantly more sensitive, so cut members will need more stimulation than they would have, and that can lead to chaffing when attempting to receive the same results as they could have with foreskin.
6 0 ReplyNo. I still have enough skin to slide.
6 0 ReplyGet your Ehlers danlos dick out of here
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I always wondered what happened to all those circumcised foreskins after they're removed. Turns out they formed a gang.
53 0 ReplyCalamari night at the buffet
62 0 Replybruh
21 0 Replyknew it was sus they went so far out of their way to make it look like squid
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Cosmetics, apparently: https://www.bostonmagazine.com/health/2015/04/14/baby-foreskin-facial-boston-hydrafacial/
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I'm cut and I don't need lube. Like don't just mash it bro/sis
40 2 ReplyBased comment.
4 0 ReplyLmao same
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I never asked for this
38 1 ReplyWe're a gang now? Sweet! Or salty?
22 0 ReplyBitter, like blue cheese.
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I guess need is debatable, but lube makes it better anyway. Why wouldn't you want lube?
21 0 ReplyMore cleanup
14 0 ReplyGuys normally need a cleanup either way, no?
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True North strong and free
16 0 ReplyWell True North Strong, for sure. Given my kinks? Free aint so common
7 0 ReplyYou get what you pay for?
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No foreskin and no lubricant, just scabs from ripping the skin
14 2 ReplyScabs for her pleasure™
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I just risk ripping the skin. It is what it is
12 2 ReplyImagine having an inferior penis aesthetic 💀
This post was made by the cut gang
9 8 ReplyAt least I'm all natural. Imagine having your body parts cut without actually good reason
15 2 ReplyNo, but for real, I think it's really cool how you all body shame people who didn't have a choice in how their body parts look. Really virtuous, you guys.
In case you can't tell, that was sarcasm you fucking "progressive" losers.
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Perfect post ngl
4 3 ReplyI cannot believe we didn't leave this MRA circumcision bullshit on reddit.
Ya'll care way too much about your fucking dicks
23 23 Reply"Genital mutilation doesn't matter because men can't be victims" is what I read there. Get the fuck out of here with that sexist bullshit.
59 3 ReplyIt’s also just completely ignoring the fact that trans women exist. Circumcision can negatively affect bottom surgery outcomes.
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And you are reading way too much into a shitpost meme
43 3 ReplyWhy are you against informed consent for cosmetic surgery?
27 2 Replyi do care about my dick
23 0 Replyironic of.you to hate on reddit, being so serious abt stuff like redditors are
15 1 ReplyFellas, is it sexist to be against mutilating infants?
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