Even Muad'Dib started out small.
85 0 ReplyUsul has called a small one! Again, it is not the legend
10 1 ReplyUsul has called a small one.
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Worms prepare for the crucifixion of the holy worm son circa 0 b.w.c.
71 1 ReplyYour feeble attempts to start a fire have attracted the ire and distain of the local worms.
Roll initiative!
59 0 ReplyWorms being converted to Christianity
46 0 Reply"They just left him out in the sun to die? He does get us."
6 0 ReplyYou can see the wololo-waves radiating from a cross if you put it in the earth.
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We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.
40 0 ReplyRub the stick back and forth against the other to generate free wifi for the worms. They can't repay you in away way but they will be very thankful
39 0 ReplyThey can show their thanks by crawling into your bed at night when you are at your most vulnerable deepest stage of sleep.
13 0 ReplyI love how they feel
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Your girlfriend (whom you still love even though she got turned into a worm) introducing you to her new family.
34 0 ReplyFking tiktok trend.
2 0 Reply*introducing you to her new male friends
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Worms are centrists and loooove debating in the marketplace of ideas. You can lure them out with a makeshift political compass.
For some reason most of them turn out to be fascists though.
31 2 ReplyMy two sticks bring all the worms to the yard, damn right its better than slugs, damn right its better than bugs
28 1 ReplyClearly how you summon Shai Hulud.
22 0 ReplyBless the Maker and His water
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Stroke without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.
22 0 ReplyWell they definitely get bigger when the rhythm is right. Do it enough and they can be your weapon of choice.
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Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called
21 0 ReplyHeeeeere wormy wormy, nice wormy. I have some spice for you
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Tremors prequel
20 0 ReplyFor he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!
19 0 ReplyThis is how we mine for the spice.
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20 2 Replytagged this post NSFW
Not Safe for Worms?
18 1 ReplyNorfolk Southern Fans, Wanking
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Rub without rhythm, and you won't attract the worms.
18 0 ReplyHow-To: Teach Worms About Christianity for fun and Profit!
19 1 ReplyRunning sticks together creates subterranean earth WiFi, which earthworms love.
17 0 ReplyThats the 5g signals summoning the microchip worms
15 0 ReplyWorms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.
15 0 ReplyWalk without a rhytm, and you won't attract the worm!
14 0 ReplyWorms emerge to worship Jesus
14 0 ReplyThe power of Christ compels them!
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Worm Jesus is about to be crucified.
15 1 ReplyYou think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it's the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.
13 0 ReplyCrosses when mounted* in the ground allows christ to communicate with worms and summon christmas.
*the horizontal cross must be aligned perfectly parallel with the surface of the earth.
13 0 Replyworms are attracted to jesus being crucified
11 0 ReplyFigure 8(a):
The worms are summoned to protect their creator from being exorcised. In this depiction, you can see the exorcism waves being emitted from the cross.
11 0 ReplyRecruiting for the next Tremors film has begun.
11 0 ReplyBless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
10 0 ReplyWooden cross in uterus attract sperm (but only if you have green pubes).
10 0 ReplyHow to entertain people on social media.
9 0 ReplyHey I said wrong answers only
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Thumper prototype obviously
9 0 ReplyIf you try to light the Earth on fire, the worms that live in it will come stop you.
9 0 Replyjesus uses a christian forcefield to stop snakes
8 0 ReplyHow prangent is formed.
8 0 ReplyIn three days, Earthworm Jim was resurrected, more powerful than ever.
9 1 ReplySummoning bait for the Tremor worms.
7 0 ReplyI was going to say this is the opening scene to the next Tremors movie. Maybe they’re summoning an army rather than bait?
3 0 ReplyOooh, summoning an army of graboids to fight aliens? I'd watch that.
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How to introduce religion to a new civilazation
7 0 ReplyIt's showing how to start a ground fire.
6 0 ReplyWorms love Stone Age Wi-Fi.
6 0 ReplyWould you still love Jesus if he were a worm
6 0 ReplySea Gulls do this but with their feet and not sticks. The worms think it's raining from the sound and come up to the surface to get eaten.
7 1 ReplyWrong explanations only
6 1 ReplySea Gulls don't have hands and can't use sticks like that.
4 0 ReplyBut it is wrong, worms don't think!
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They feel the vibrations and think it's your mom
7 1 ReplyThe vibrations are too weak for his mom
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What the heck is even the right explanation for this?
6 0 ReplyNot sure if it's a genuine question but I'll try to answer, I think when worms detect vibration they associate it as rain, that is why they go up ground to prevent drowning.
Edit: I got curious and it turns out my assumption was false, looks like it might be because it's easier to migrate, then there is also to avoid predator.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-earthworms-surface-after-rain/
15 0 ReplyWow, that meme picture is a real thing? TIL;
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🎶 "Use 2 sticks to make it in the nature." 🎶
5 0 ReplyMy 2-sticks bring all the worms to the yard
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Summon worms for your Tom Waits cover song by playing the Earth like a bass.
5 0 ReplyAdjust garlic-infused crossed stake until sharp end is directly above the heart of a vampiric earthworm, then thrust.
5 0 ReplyIf you do this, the system will bug out and an explosion will happen underground which makes worms and other animals blast out.
4 0 ReplySustainable exorcism using rainforest certified materials only
4 0 ReplyHow to repel vampiric wyrms.
4 0 ReplyIt's a new and ingenious method to cure constipation
4 0 ReplyTremors plot origin.
5 1 ReplyUnderground marionettes?
4 0 ReplyThe power of christ compels you
4 0 ReplyThe power of WORM compels you
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How to start your car.
4 0 ReplyHow to clear out any excess debris in your leach field!
4 0 ReplyStephen King's latest novel, "Worm Semetary"
4 0 ReplyIt rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
3 0 ReplyWhacking Day
3 0 Reply"We're trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"
3 0 ReplyEarth Worm Concert
2 0 ReplyWorms hate ground wifi
2 0 ReplyRevolutionary tapeworm treatment
2 0 ReplyIt's worm morse code, "my parents aren't home today"
2 0 ReplyIf you bow without rhythm you won't attract the worm.
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