My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.
113 0 ReplyIt's what men crave
27 0 ReplyBrawndo er Brodo
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No seriously somebody fucking explain that chicken to me. That doesn't even look raw? I don't get it at all? What the fuck did she do to it!
I need some serious fucking answers.
98 0 ReplyBoiled?
111 0 ReplyOmfg that's it.
43 1 ReplyDefinitely boiled, looks identical to the chicken my coworker brought in once. She boiled every piece of meat within an inch of its life because she didn't know how to prepare it otherwise.
33 0 ReplySteamed?
19 0 Replydeath penalty
2 0 ReplyOh, I guess you are correct. On a firstly glance I thought there was béchamelsauce on it.
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Looks boiled to temp and covered with pepper. So you'll have bland, rubbery chicken with a bit of pepper and no flavor from browning.
15 0 ReplyI didnt even know that was even a way to cook chicken. Just put it in the oven!
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I've been hoping that's gravy. Hope... hope... hope...
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The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.
76 0 ReplyAnd it looks disgusting
26 0 ReplyLike this right here
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Keep him because he will be too weak to run?
73 0 ReplyOh he'll have the runs alright!
12 0 ReplyRun? WTF you on about? Dead men can't run and no one is surviving that dish.
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Do you keep him in prison?
56 0 ReplyThe basement evidently.
17 0 ReplyIt eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.
14 0 ReplyIn a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.
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or a hospital.... ugh
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Same vibe
48 3 ReplyThis looks 10x better than the OP
49 0 ReplyId eat that any day it looks good (im not specifying which of the two images, you decide)
2 0 ReplyIf the photographer was not that bad it might have even looked tasty.
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At least here the chicken isn't RAW
28 0 ReplyThat's not raw,.it's fucking boiled. No frying pan in sight I guess.
14 0 Replyhey op chicken was boiled to perfection 😂
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That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it besides pepper
20 0 ReplyAnd actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.
Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho... Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.
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At least it has some color lol
20 0 ReplyAt least that looks edible.
11 0 ReplyYou're talking about the bottom one, aren't you
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This looks like decent food that someone took a picture of in shit lighting.
3 0 ReplyI think it's more about the second picture
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What's that stuff in the "after" pic...?
1 0 ReplyThe chef's special sauce
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yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.
40 0 ReplyHe cant cheat if he cant leave the dunny
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... sick so he can't leave you.
39 0 ReplyThat looks so disgusting. I can't even.
36 0 ReplyIf "a man" puked in there - would we be able to tell the difference?
33 0 ReplyI think that she feeds her "man" the same way penguins feed their chicks.
14 0 ReplyNot if he ate the same stuff before as well
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How to keep a man ...... away
32 0 ReplyThis man's shits are as runny as his cream corn
29 0 ReplyThe meal of a 1970s serial killer
28 0 ReplyThat killer's cereal:
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Uncanny valley food.
27 0 ReplyI don't see any food in this picture.
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Raw chicken, maybe it's been boiled if we're being extremely generous.
Two different kinds of boxed macaroni and cheese.
Canned creamed corn, likely cold or lukewarm at best.
I'd maybe eat the mac, but since it's touching a biohazard, probably not a good idea.
23 0 Replywhy does it look like vomit with someone's ball sack?
22 0 ReplyWhy is the chicken looking raw
9 0 ReplyCastrate your man and eat his balls to show dominance and keep him subservient
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Mmm, boiled(?) chicken legs and yellow slop. My favorite.
22 1 ReplyHow to keep a man: cut off his scrotum, put it on a plate and have him eat it with maccaroni and corn? 😨
20 0 ReplyOhh it's corn. I was wondering what the other yellow was. So much yellow
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Hi, is this meal available in bulk?
19 0 ReplyThe Hague would like to know their location.
19 0 Replyc/shittyfoodporn
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Wow I can't wait to projectile diarrhea that into the toilet 8 hours later.
17 0 Reply8 hours? Look at Mr. Iron Gut over here.
16 0 ReplyI'm pretty sure it's already diarrhea so at least they saved a step for you.
2 0 Reply*30 minutes to two hours
No way is my body not rejecting that immediately.
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I showed this to my husband and asked him if he would like this. Turns out rice with sides of raw chicken and apple sauce get a shudder and gag.
17 0 ReplyHow to keep a man on his toes
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Well. You tried. ⭐
19 3 ReplyId rather eat drywall then look at this honestly
16 0 Reply*for the rest of his life
15 0 ReplyMeasured in minutes
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That chicken is just so… testicular
14 0 ReplyRaw chicken and vomit, wow
14 0 Reply14 1 ReplyKeep him on the toilet
12 0 ReplyCorn looks like a sludge still thawing out.
11 0 ReplyI couldn't even tell that was corn.
19 0 ReplyLooks like yesterday's corn
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It looks like mixing baby food with uncooked meat.
11 0 Reply🤮
10 0 ReplyIs that chicken even cooked? 🤢
10 0 ReplySteamed or boiled... probably...
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That chicken is so raw that 22 states want that man in prison.
10 1 ReplyBy the ball sack? Cuz that's the only thing I can assume is in the top left corner of that plate
8 0 ReplyMight we consider what quality of man? Picked up at the Walmart
8 0 ReplyBehind the Walmart dumpster*
5 0 ReplyAh it’s Artemis from it’s always sunny! She does like to incorporate buns into lovemaking while in the dumpster
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Once again, I'm glad that I do most of the cooking...
7 0 ReplyThis is how you keep a man on the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella
7 0 ReplyGreat Value dinner
6 0 ReplyIs that literal shit?
7 1 ReplyShit from a butt
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Uhhh, the picture seems like out of this world and at the same time the corn thingy reminds me garmonbozia
6 1 ReplyThis how You keep a spirit of the Black Lodge ...
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Please see doctor if this is how you have been treating your poor body
4 0 ReplyOn the toilet.
4 0 ReplyWhat is that?
4 0 ReplyChicken drumsticks (without skin), mac and cheese mixed with shells and cheese, plus canned corn.
Nothing fancy but this wouldn't look so horrific with some not-awful lighting. It's a terrible picture of some pretty typical food.
4 0 Reply...in which country, though?
4 1 ReplyIt what world is canned corn looking like that? That looks like yellow vomit
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Other comments bash on it, but I think I would have it as long as the chicken in indeed boiled and not raw.
I mean it doesn't look too good overall, but the pasta seems nice and boiled chicken is probably pretty tasteless so easy to eat. The corn might be the problem because it's hard to eat and the mouth feel might be funny.
And it would be free and prepared "ready" so that's nice. :)
3 0 ReplyI don't get it, what am I missing?
1 0 ReplyDoes any of that look edible, or at least appetizing?
1 0 ReplyNo, but I don't understand what I am looking at either.
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Salmonella ?
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