I was hanging out with this dude that I did drugs with, and I told him about a chick I hooked up with the night before. I told him that she preferred butt stuff, and he told me that he would never do anal with a chick. I asked why, and he said “Having anal sex with a chick is exactly the same as having anal sex with a dude. Thus anal sex is always gay regardless of the partner makeup.” So, he said it a lot dumber than I typed it and with a southern accent. But, you get the idea.
This is the same guy that said he’d never take ecstasy because “it makes you act gay”. That dude sure was worried about being gay. Hehehe
It's so sad. I love when mostly straight people feel comfortable enough in their sexuality to act, "gay." Sometimes people do it wrong, flirting and then getting mad when queer people catch feelings, but it usually shows that the person is accepting and comfortable with who they are. If they discover that they actually aren't straight, there shouldn't be anything wrong with that either.
This is what they mean when they say it's hard to be a straight white male. Who can keep track of all the tiny things that might cause you to turn gay?
I was with you until this part. The bigger the truck, the more heterosexual you are. Especially if the truck is super loud. Anything smaller than a Silverado and you'd probably consider having your ass penetrated.
Isn't being that insecure stereotypically feminine behaviour - ya know... Kinda gay?
If you want to be gay, be gay. If you want to be a bit gay, be a bit gay. if you don't, that's totally fine too - Just stop worrying about crossing some arbitrary line into... what?
If cleaning up after yourself leads to you railing some dude, the cleaning up was never the problem, and maybe you just opened yourself up to something wonderful.
It sounds like you're trying to apply reason to the perception of behaviour as masculine, feminine, straight or gay, and the perception of those categorisations as positive or negative.
I'm just applying the same type of nonsensical stereotypes this group will display to show that this is gay behaviour too, and the entire discussion is moronic. I say this as a cishet guy that went to a boys school and heard all this nonsense regularly.
Just clean up your shit - if that somehow leads you to discover your love of men, roll with it... you were almost certainly always gay, and that's something to embrace not fear.
As with 99% of idiotic things men do, this is because it has been ingrained in them that acting "feminine" (as they perceive it) will lower that sexual status with women. Sometimes this is accurate, and their belief is reinforced.
The internalized pressures of putting on masks for society helps no one.
When I was younger (teenager to early 20s) I found vaginas icky. I couldn't see them in porn or else it would literally make me look away.
The other day I was watching like a comedy sketch with two straight men in the lockerroom. They are talking sports or whatever, then one of them drop his towel unveiling his genitalia and continue talking, and the other guy is all like trying to look away. Do straight man find penises the same way gay men find vaginas? I wonder how they find their own penis. Its really interesting to me.
The only thing gayer than having hot sex with other men is not doing the things you enjoy or making your own life more difficult to stop the gay goblin in your brain from calling you a gay.
It gets stupider.some men refuse to wash their hands after pissing. And they are the gender that do have to handle their genitals while doing so. Let that one sink in.
Smoogs. $10 says at any given time, your hand are dirtier than my balls!
(I’m a firm believer in hand washing, btw,
But it’s the disgusting fucking environment, not my nut sack that is gross)
So you admit that you like the smell of a man’s ball sack on your hands?
Also not true about the cleanliness part. Ecoli is in your piss. And many more pathogen show up on your underwear between bathroom breaks. So Unless you’re bathing your balls each time and changing your underwear each and every time you hang a piss your unwashed hands are far more dirtier than anyone else who learned how to wash their hands. Also a reason to wash regularly particularly if you’ve been in public areas where other people and other pathogens are left over on flushing knobs and sink knobs and bathroom door knobs of the many other men who left their ecoli all over them.
(Ps: this is also how pinworms and conjunctivitis and herpes can get transferred)
If your roommate ate some ass last night, so did you.
wash your bathroom regularly. Toilet should be cleaned once a week. Like deeply cleaned. As well as your sink for these same reasons. And at the very least wash your hands each and every time.
If I were rich, I'd definitely find a "study" that proves that single use plastic bags are now ultra gay just to make them switch. It'd probably either confuse them and cause them not to use bags at all or make them switch.
Tfw you spot a guy carrying 20 cans of ravioli, carefully balanced in his arms, and you have to wonder if he forgot his reusable bags today or if he is just ultra not-gay...
that has to be a joke. What's the context ? why reusable bags ? does that work for anything refusable, such as shoes ? do absolutely hetero men go around bare soles ? do real men throw out their back pack after a hike ? does having a wife make me gay ?
I think it's more about the attitude of "being environmentally conscious is a soft thing and MEN are HARD so fuck the environment because my sense of self has been silently murdered and replaced with mainstream consumerist media's idea of what men think they want to be according to a focus group."
Citation needed on "mostly" there. As a teenager I knew loads of dickheads who didn't want to be labelled as gay, and they've all grown up to be well adjusted hetro dads. Teenaged boys are just twats.
Meanwhile, I use my backpack to go shopping and last week, I went back to Aldi because I bought 3 soy milks but they only charged me 2 and apologized to the cashier for causing confusion. I'm not an alpha male, I guess.
New research suggests that some men avoid "green" behavior— like using a reusable shopping bag at the grocery store— because they don't want to be perceived as gay. bit.ly/greenbehavior
An image is shown of a collapsed law chair in the woods. On the ground there are many littered bottles and boxes.
What the hell kind of picture is attached? Someone broke their chair over litter and is in the middle of running away? I get the litter going with the non-environmentalist 'cause gay but???