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TotallynotJessica TotallynotJessica @lemmy.world

I swear I'm not Jessica

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If any of you met me ๐Ÿฅฒ
  • No idea. I found it like this. Sorry

  • ๐Ÿ™€ pretty
  • What you mean? I'm totally not Jessica ๐Ÿ˜…

  • Rule
  • The blonde character is actually an airhead femboy, so technically straight!

  • ๐Ÿ™€ pretty
  • But boys can be cute too! It's just less likely it seems.

  • for all those tall girlies
  • I want reverse lifts tho...

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  • The shulker box just keeps whatever you put in it so you can carry it around. It's not really magical, but it does have a cool spinning animation.

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  • 1m ร— 2m ร— 1m chest? An ender chest!? A SHULKER BOX!?

  • If any of you met me ๐Ÿฅฒ
  • You know who thinks they're horrible, disgusting abominations? Most girls ๐Ÿ˜ž

    You know which girls are pretty? All of them ๐Ÿค—

  • If any of you met me ๐Ÿฅฒ
  • You're not as cute as her; you're cuter! ๐Ÿ˜ค

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  • I actually edited together 3 separate pages so the joke could fit in one image. My favorite part was how the other person saw things

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  • I (โ™‚) Cross-Dressed for the IRL (โ™€) Meetup

  • instrulement
  • I'd be impressed if someone had no instrument and still decided to get on stage.

  • If any of you met me ๐Ÿฅฒ
  • As a creature of the night, I'm not adapted to the sunlight.

    I'm still not used to compliments, even when my dumb brain unconsciously goes fishing for them.

  • If any of you met me ๐Ÿฅฒ
  • Cute girl? Where? ๐Ÿฅบ

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  • Best friends forever and ever... ๐Ÿ’ž

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    If any of you met me ๐Ÿฅฒ

    Especially true given my profile pic:

    !

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    fake news?
  • I actually hadn't decided, but I like it!

  • Do WHAT to my rule?
  • ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

  • Himbo Rule
  • And you can taste that utopia in our dystopic real world so long as you CONSUME every toy and movie and product we make! เถ

  • Ruleflakes
  • We may be special snowflakes, but we'll melt in the heat all the same.

  • Like an abusive relationship?

    !

    Thereโ€™s No Freaking Way Iโ€™ll be Your Lover! Unlessโ€ฆ

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    I strangely became a better driver ๐Ÿค”

    Maybe it's because my mom is one of the best drivers I know. Maybe it's because I can better control the anger and stress that was responsible for 100% of my past mistakes. Regardless, I'm just happy to have never gotten a ticket, even now that I'm more bold ๐Ÿฅฐ

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    Selfish girl ๐Ÿฅฐ

    Kare to Kanojo no Sentaku

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    No wonder I always wanted a bff!

    How Do I Get Together With My Childhood Friend?

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    Anyone else still play?

    Don't drive distracted. Liveleak convinced me to drive safe more than anything else. Your body is fragile and your life is finite. Just ride public transit if you want to enslave virtual animals. If you go by bus, you can probably hatch eggs!

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    It's totally true! I only write well when I feel gross โ˜บ๏ธ

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    Egg๐ŸŽ‚irl

    How would you react now or in the past?

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    Stage 1 took over a year of fighting the system, but hopefully the final stage will be quicker ๐Ÿฅฒ

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    I've probably lite(rule)y done this ๐Ÿ™

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    I shaved this meme for here ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

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    Shave the human population

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    How I want to feel on this instance ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

    Sometimes, it's not rainbow enough here ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

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    My day ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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    Beyond the curve ๐Ÿค“

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    "How would you like to be perceived?" ๐Ÿ˜‡

    From Like, Share, & Subscribe

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    Watch me ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Shamelessly stolen from Adachi to Shimamura

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    Unforgivable

    From I Love Amy

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    ๐Ÿ˜ˆ & ๐Ÿฅบ

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    Long strip editing woes ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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