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I swear I'm not Jessica

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i want a fish ๐Ÿ˜ข
  • Sharks are fish, so this is a win!

  • I'm Better As a Concept
  • But I like engaging deeply with concepts :(

  • Stop to look rule
  • Depression with titties is still depression.

  • rule
    water rule
  • A song that lives up to the hype.

  • rule
  • That sucks

  • Jesus rule
  • Jesus: The rich are sinful, good deeds matter more than identity, people must choose to join us, be good to others.

    Supposed followers of Christ's teachings: Yeah, we're gonna listen to like, none of that.

  • when I get forced to do something
  • Life is such a bother. My plans involve making it regret forcing me to exist.

  • Just A Light Dessert Rule
  • Just three of these to hit them macros for the day ๐Ÿ’€

  • Just A Light Dessert Rule
  • Cops with fentanyl moment

  • Trumpโ€™s VP Pick J.D. Vance Is an Anti-LGBTQ+ Nightmare
  • An ENTIRE state? What an absolute unit.

  • Under a bench rule
  • Until WWII, fascism was seen as acceptable in most of the west.

  • rule
  • I'm more down for eating my friends personally

  • Rule ...of law?
  • I'm just trying to cop(verb) a slice of that cake.

  • Me when I see the youths posting online [Rule]
  • The rest of your generation is similar. It shows.

  • Me when I see the youths posting online [Rule]
  • Relatability is only part of charisma. Impression of things like likeability, knowledge, and authority play an essential role.

  • when I get forced to do something



    Based Jim? ๐Ÿ™€

    From the conservativepedia, an alternate reality with sub Calvinball logic.


    the only use for reddit


    me figuring out what to post

    Himitsu no Recipe


    Back to Narnia rule โ˜


    back to shaveposting ๐Ÿ—ก

    Shave Your Eyebrows


    rescued from an asylum


    ๐Ÿ’– mend this crack bitches ๐Ÿ’–


    We'll settle for homes we own, but that's too much apparently ๐Ÿ™„


    why make meme when funni panel? ๐Ÿค”

    I Guess My Roommate is Pretty?


    laterally me rn ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ–ค


    All Knights Were Rule

    Chivalry was about being loyal to some rich asshole. Samurai were the same. The main advancement of capitalism was the rich handing their knights to the state. The knights no longer fight each other, mostly suppressing peasant rebellions and protecting property. The wealthy fight each other through the law, which is less costly and dangerous than fighting with soldiers you often pay to train and can potentially die.

    essay on empire/capitalism/power

    However, the rich still give up a lot of power under capitalism, mostly giving up the ability to use violence outside of the state mechanisms. If effective regulations get put in place that hurt their power, it usually isn't worth resisting. They have a social contract with a monster not even they can fight directly. Instead, they buy politicians and weaken the state's ability to regulate. Over time, they both extract all the wealth from workers and make the state incapable of restraining or resisting them. Late stage capitalism.

    However, the driving force behind feudalism falling off was the rise of states who throughly monopolized violence. Empires had risen and fallen, with lords varying conversely in strength throughout history. Industrialization coincided with a rise in that state domination, with power centralizing more so than ever before. Strong central governments and world shrinking technology allowed capitalist states to become the most powerful empires.

    Even when anticapitalist empires emerged, capitalism remained in the form of social and political capital. The exact same power dynamics played out in those cases through informal systems where single players dominate the entire system. Cults of personality equal to kings effectively become the real state, the real empire. The dictators often hold power for a single generation, splitting the bureaucracy into multiple competing factions, risking state fragmentation as they try to build a throne.

    Fascist strongmen rise to power in late stage capitalism due to the weakening of the state as an institution and the instability caused by competition. Unethical behavior compounds upon itself in an unregulated market, creating discontent in the workers who seek radical change. They're prime targets for fascist movements, allowing a strong leader to dismantle and become the empire.

    This is where the state dies and capitalism actually might end. The leaders and their supporters crave power and domination, driving them into conflicts with each other. In the past, total wars of conquest between empires were possible to win, but now they aren't. No one really wants WWIII, but even institutions know backing down from an empire means defeat. They refuse to appease, endangering the entire human population through famine and unsurvivable explosions. The entire global capitalist system might break, leaving smaller agents to fight each other and rebuild it all once more.


    Another gift from GRS ๐Ÿ™

    Original image:



    Time for shave posting!

    Credit: ShaveYourEyebrows


    vidia gams ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜‹


    tactic rule wizards


    average straight girl behavior



    two eepy


    The Big 35 (now -1 Rule)

    Inspired by this comment:

    I paid 5 dollars for this meme on faceapp bc I had Google play money I never used, but faceapp is honestly worse than it used to be. There are fewer options than I remember, and no notable new features. Don't be a bimbo like me. I should've waited till I got home instead of trying to do it on mobile. Not as happy with the result.

    This is the background picture, from the same Photoshop battle as the posture meme:


    and of course

    The original image before using faceapp: