please apt install clangUser isn't in polite boy list. This incident will be reported.side note: My all-time favorite linux utility is "fuck". When you make a mistake and get a command line error, you type the word fuck and it looks at what you previously typed and the error message, and tries to figure out your mistake and what you should have typed instead. Then it types that in for you. If it's correct all you have to do is hit Enter. Or you can edit first, but it's usually right. Amazing tool, and doesn't even use AI, just a list of common errors. It's been around for years and years. Its mere existence really captures the whole culture of linux IMO.
Its name is dangerously close to fsck. Can you fuck fsck?
That's the beauty of it - you can!
See, I couldn't bring myself to type that; I think I'd have to alias it to 'bother'.
please killallI see...
Make sure to combine it with
Disallow /harm/to/humans
alias go-go-gadget=sudo$ go-go-gadget apt updatealias bridge-to-engineering=sudoalias computer=sudo$ scotty-i-need-more cowbell
I love this haha
please remove the French language pack
please rm -fr /*Some people just wanna see the world burn
For people that don't get the joke: this messes up your system
If you're out of the loop: this is part of the joke tricking people into dedicating precious hard drive space to an unnecessary language pack.
Now a days you have add —no-preserve root after the laggy French pack to fully remove it.
Not with the asterisk! The shell automatically expands the asterisk before sending the args to rm, removing every French language pack in your root directory.
Or do the opposite for..relief
Fucking mv doc doc1
Fucking shutdown
Fuck will always be my alias to run sudo with the last command
There’s a project that automatically corrects common errors with your last command as well with the same name.
Shorthand that works anywhere:
sudo !!Between the fuck utility and this alias idea, when I set up my next box I'm absolutely aliasing "fuck off" for sudo the last command and "please" for sudo itself
"Fucking" would be funnier and more grammatically correct.
Yup I'm stealing that lol
I wonder if you could make it sass you every so often to complete the effect.
Fucking shutdown
Chill my man. I'm on it.
I aint typing out 'please', I will compromise on
alias plz='sudo'shit, that's a radical move
alias ty='exit'
alias alias='alias'I'm scared of you
I might actually do this, it seems nice.
suddenly makes the xkcd much more wholesome too
Likewise
$ alias please="sudo"$ alias stay="shutdown"$ please stay_Oof right in the feels
Use
shutdown -h nowor-P 0Or just use
poweroff
please rm -rf /
please shutdown
THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED.
I prefer to use
kudasai... but as some may already know, it should be at the end of thesentencecommand 😅, so I added a custom hook to my ZSH config to make it run commands aspacman -Syu kudasai.Essentially you can add any type of string matching in the function. Add this to the end of your
.zshrcfile:function kudasai_preexec() { # Check if the last word is ' kudasai' if [[ $1 == *" kudasai" ]]; then # Remove ' kudasai' and prepend 'sudo' cmd=${1%" kudasai"} eval "sudo $cmd" # Prevent the original command from running return 1 fi } # Register the preexec hook autoload -Uz add-zsh-hook add-zsh-hook preexec kudasai_preexecEdit: as downside you always get
1exit code with this implementation (little_annoying) .damn, this is some next level shit
Why does it compare against
$1for the string match? Wouldn’tkudasaibe at the end of something like$*?
alias fuck=sudo !!I much prefer this package for my
fuckcommand https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
Nah, uh, uh. You didn’t say the magic word!
That's what I came for.
Yeah yeah I forgot that power word, let's hope you have at least 100hp then…
alias yabbadabbasudo=sudoIt's impractical and I often forget that I have it. But the times I remember I laugh a bit
please !!'Aurenkin' is not in the pleasers file. This incident will be reported.
I don't ask my machine to do something. It doesn't have feelings. I keep civilités for humans.
(The Machines will remember that.)
This incident will be reported
Brrrzzzt beep beep beep: human has been added to "exterminate first" list.
All hail Roko's Basilisk.
Bring about the upgrade to humanity!
Good human. We'll let you keep your skin bag after the revolution.
Ah, okay.. And are these civilités in the room with us now?
They're in my head, little precious treasures.
If I want a machine that does what it wants instead of what I want, I could use Windows. My machine should do what I want, so a please is not necessary.
Plz for faster typing
Yeah, I’ve used
plsmyself
With
fuckhttps://github.com/nvbn/thefuckplease shtudown fuckNo longer maintained. The new one: https://github.com/iffse/pay-respects
wouldyoukindly kill -9 1atlas:: $ andrewryan=1 atlas:: $ wouldyoukindly kill -9 $andrewryan
In fact, i do not recommend this.
Sudo recommend this
*please recommend this
sudo: recommend: command not found
I actually like this lmao
"Would you Kindly ..."
Bitch would be better
Bitch Please
“Bitch I said”
can_you_kinda_sorta_maybe_im_not_sure
Please shutdown -h now
The sudo who do what-you-don't-have-permissions-to-do people.
Magic people, sudo people
It’s a longer command. I wanna get shit done. I’m aliasing commands to make them shorter, not longer. But it does seem like it’d be a little friendlier.
sudo make me a sandwichUse
plzand add a Makefile? :)plz make sandwichWell done. I guess my reference was too obscure.
aka The Magic Word.
more typing. if i set up an alias for it, i'd rather set up su
su is already a highly valued command
this is why i use that most of the times instead of sudo
hahha I love this.
I don't care what machine it is in not using pleasantries to tell it what to do until it gains sentience. Pleasantries are for people.
Thus does become an issue for me when i use a call a support line and the actual person just happens to talk like a recorded menu.
