The last one so far
Texas wants to bring it back.
Fuck Texas
This kills the bacteria that makes the botulism.
The poop of the bacteria is what’s incredibly dangerous, and heating it just means you’re eating hot botulism.
You still die, just with warm bacteria poop in your belly.
It was aggressive before the first flight.
Remember, they were supposed to originally test the lunar landing in Q1 2024.
But why are all these companies so obsessed with fucking pods.
Just link the pods together. Have a real train. We know how trains work, we don’t know if these stupid pod things will have any pitfalls.
Other dumbasses who stared at the solar eclipse.
It’s hard to learn when you have a shitty education and also can’t read due to burned out retinas
Yeah but for a brief moment, you’d get some really cool pics for the ‘gram
Veganism is a luxury afforded to us who have access to vast amounts of fresh produce all year.
Even 100 years ago I don’t think being vegan would have been possible year round, as it would be nearly impossible to get the variety of produce needed to sustain a person in the winter months.
ChatGPT had a fever dream again
Don’t forget the part where you buy all of the extremely hazardous acid before the apocalypse.
And then remember to do the wiring of your shelter before you breath in all the acid and lead fumes.
Get the order wrong there and you’re just gonna burn all your tanks of acid.
The comic background radiation is just the mii theme played at really slow speed
Because this is probably the best challenge to qualified immunity that’s ever been available.
Complete and utter dereliction of duty.
They even ignored their own department’s procedure on responding to an active shooter, so they can’t argue it wasn’t in their duty to stop the shooter, or they didn’t know how.
Plus Culver’s always has ice cream
Blazing saddles was written with the golden rule of offensive comedy: don’t punch down or up, punch in all directions.
Amazingly generous of Kim to allow all of those soldiers to defect like that.
Yes, because the computer can fix the physical gears in the transmission.
Found on road dead
Fix or repair daily
Failure of Research/Development
Fucker only runs downhill
While wearing suicide vests
There’s a shocking number of people who will just go off into the woods with their clothes and a phone.
I went hiking with a date once who expected to be fine walking a ten mile trail with no water bottle. Some people have no real world experience of how much water you need when you’re exerting yourself for hours on end.