If you did porn, what stage name would you go with?

Maria End

Probably: Ho Lee Fuk

I'm ethnic Chinese so that makes it even better

The airline pilot?!?
- You may be thinking of Bam Ding Ow.

^

Dave.

No last name, just Dave.

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- Thanks! I was just looking for this joke the other day
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I'd go with something that has a little more class than most of the suggestions here. Something with a certain ring to it. Like... Biggus Dickus

What's so funny about 'Biggus Dickus'?

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
- He has a wife you know.

secretlyaddictedtodick

Hugh Jdisappointment

A bit late to the party but: Barry McAuckner

My last name is a gemstone that is already used by strippers/pornstars often so I would probably keep that as the second part of my name but come up with something funny and/or masculine sounding for the first part since I'm a straight guy and not a female stripper/porn star.

Fuck it ill go with Dick Diamond.

Gives you a opportunity for great catch phrase:

"I'm as hard as a diamond" "Dont bite this diamond" "This diamond performs under intense heat and pressure"
- I have used all of these and more accompanied by a goofy smirk. My girlfriends have not found it as funny as I have. Haha
- "Diamonds are forever" and "Diamonds are a woman's best friends" are interesting catch phrases too
Is this Jack Ruby's lemmy account?

Al Dente: the perfect balance between soft and hard.

Jasmine Mourningwood, and i would be a goth femboy, (so only a little change)

Too Many Pancakes.

Because I'm fat but flat.

Fair lmao

Dixon Cider

Tommy Cordero

Chode Loadington

And I, Load Chodington, will be your arch nemesis and steal all your roles.

Ugot Badtaste

If you're watching me then you definitely do. Lol

The Jimmy the Jizzler

^^

Yerma Ther

Jim Rob

Rock Hardman

A Hideo Kojima inspired porno, no doubt.

Roy Mustang. Always thought that guy was wasting his time in the military with a name like that

Phil McKraken

Phil McRevis
Clyde Taurez
Dick Fitzwell
Haywood Jablome
Harry Ballzanya

The Simpson.

Tom Bots

Mickey Mouth

Bukkake Bill

I would go through LinkedIn and pick a person at random, use their name with the exact same spelling and any alphabet soup they have behind their name

Jerry Thompson, Esq Mary Kowalski, F.A.C.S. Dr. Alan Carter, DDS, FACP

These are all fake btw. I mean they may not be but if they are it’s genuinely a coincidence. That would be so weird

Nano Soft

Jon Reremy

Standard rules. Middle name and the street you grew up on.

Alan Woodbine.

Jared 832N County. Sexy
Johnson Street would be great for this… if I had one.
Francisco 22...

Ghonna Reah.

Average Richard

That One Guy.

"Ugh why is That One Guy suddenly in all the porn? He really ruins it!"

Two-Tone Malone?

Nice Cockbra

D O N G

George Washington Lemon Fresca

Dragon Dong

Dragon Ballz D

Tunacan Pete

Silky Johnson

Dru Peacock

Diablito Diablo

Huge Ackman

Probably something with "Bear“ and "small“ like BearySmalls or something idk I’m a short and very obese hetero guy - no one would wanna watch me besides a few FFAs whose preferences I cover.