Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
Is that the guy that likes to give blow jobs to dead pigs?
That's probably how he caught werewolf gonorrhea.
I thought that was former UK Prime Minister David Cameron.
¿Por que no los dos? Maybe they even like to do it together?
You have to be careful with information like that. It might encourage some greedy little pigboy to become an hero.
Facts!
Possibly THE funniest thing to see as the first thing populating the homepage when tripping shrooms. Good laugh.
Kinda though anything you saw while tripping shrooms would be the funniest thing to see while tripping shrooms.
They stopped fact checking just like Twitter didn't stop fact checking. It means they only stopped fact checking right wing news or popular posts that Zuckerberg doesn't like.
I assure you, if a Luigi post got popular, Facebook will "fact check" it before it gains traction.
Almost worth making a Facebook account to disseminate facts like this.
almost
I've still got one I keep semi-active (to stay in touch with long-distance relatives who aren't tech-savvy enough to move past their first social media site, LOL) and I'll happily post this over there!
I keep mine alive for the same reason. This got me to post there for the first time since 2 or 3 years
Ya know if the online world becomes such a cesspool because of Musk and Zuckerberg that it actually brings back the old internet, that would be fucking funny.
In order to bring back the old internet you need to stop interacting with corporate silo sites.
Give me niche websites by hobbyists, not "influencers" and stumbleupon 2.0!
Yesss
Ol' Rat Cock is at it again, smh.
The UHC killer Mark Zuckerberg who framed Luigi?
I’m so glad that we have reliable news sources to inform us in these trying times.
Do you think the onion has satire checkers, to make sure stuff is not reality?
I think the satire checkers dropped the ball on this one.
This gif looks like it’s from a mid-90s GeoCities page.
Reject modernity, embrace You're The Man Now Dog.
I heard he eats prolapsed sphincters of diseased elderly animals.
Isn't that just a hotdog?
it'd be basically all sausages except hot dogs, since hot dogs are generally skinless afaik and hold together because they're like 30% flour.
No that's RFK
That's wrong. He wants the user base to check the facts.
Looks correct, if you ask me....
Facts are of course by majority rule
Congrats for the upgrade!
Yet, although this exhibits strong The Onion energy, strictly speaking this could be posted in Not The Onion. Names matter, and I would love to be a fly on the wall witnessing the momentary meltdowns when people read this there...
not fair, in the metaverse he has a big dong
In fact, it exceeds the metaverse maximum by exactly 3 inches. I saw an internal meeting about it where he said "take that, Chad. Who's got a small dick now?"
I can understand why he did this. This man has the smallest penis energy I've ever seen in my life.
Shrodingers rat penis situation sounds like.
his stupid new hair only makes him look even more punchable, somehow
Reports on meta state he's at least 10x more punchable.
Would be interesting to see the quality of his AI Project when it's trained on unmoderated Facebook posts.
is the seed of Dee Snider cosplaying as zuck? terrifying asf
He's not gonna take that
No, he ain't gonna take it!
So does it work? Can he fuck rats with it? Can he get rats pregnant?
I'm asking for a friend...squeak! Squeak!
And it was still an upgrade.
i was only really doing this for those woke's. you can come back antivaxers and q-anons, we're cool
The Chaser did this joke better in 2020
I don’t click Facebook links.
Sorry, I would have linked their own website but the original page is now gone. Their headline in 2020 was '“Social media should not fact check posts” says child molester Mark Zuckerberg'. The post made more sense being on Facebook, though.