Brazilian's impression on Europe(i have never been there and this is based on nothing)
Brazilian's impression on Europe(i have never been there and this is based on nothing)
this one is for the Europeans who laughed when i made fun of the Yankees.
Before the fun police comes and confiscates my post, this is obviously a joke and should not be taken seriously(unless you are Portuguese)
Why is Biscay lmao?
As an Estonian, I approve.
BOSNIA HAS A BEACH!!!
"Way too easy to piss off a German"
7x1
😠
Good one
Not only cheese, but also chocolate!
I am pissed off cheese is only attributed to Switzerland. 🥖😡🍷
Deservedly 🇨🇭
Fun fact: the part marked as "why is this not part of Romania" has entire songs written about why it should be part of Romania
Also, according to the national anthem, all Romanians are related by blood to Romans
So that's where the stealing part of stealing innovations comes from!
Basically correct.
As a German it is seven times easier to piss of a Brazilian
yes. just say 7:1
As a brazillian german (bron in brazil, german mother), its easier to piss off germans lolol.
Danke
it's easier to piss of a Brazilian, but it's easier to piss off a German
Balls >:)
should I
- Mock Bulgaria
- Swear out Greece
- Sing my praises for Erdogan
- Act extremely nationalistic for Turkey
"Unify Ireland"
I was born on a Dublin street…
where the Royal drums did beat,
As a german I find this offensive, but damn funny as heck :D
Also I really dig that you divided France into France and Vichy France.
Has he managed to piss you off?
Do Latin America next
- Uruguay = Cisplatina (this was the province name before it became independent from the Brazilian Empire)
- Argentina = Infinite Crisis
- Paraguay = Muamba (slang for stuff you buy and avoid paying import taxes)
- Peru, Bolivia, Ecuador = Natives with top hats
- Colombia = CIA drug farm
- Venezuela = Immigrant spawn point
- Guianas, Suriname = What? (nobody remembers they exist)
- Central America in general = Hey, it's just like back home!
Lastly, of course, the great land of HUEHUEHUEBRBR
How can people forget about Suriname? Don't they often hyphenate?
Another Brazilian here.
The Iceberg is famous for using geothermal power. It's hard to understand how. Except for that, no change.
they got some very hot ice over there don't they?
I have a feeling these might be connected
i don't know what you're talking about
No, there's a big ass ocean in between.
I’m sorry, what kinda big ocean?
If you circumvent around the north, it's just a small ass ocean :D
They are by the same person
I laughed when I read "Brazilian colony"
No data about Slovenia ):
Worry not Slovenian friend, i have not forgotten about your amazing country and have made a special map just for you!
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You are asking too much, Brazilians don't even know where their capital is
I mean, it's in the middle of actual nowhere, surrounded by hundreds of km of fucking nothing
TIL I know that I live in the middle of a desert, guess and will go now and find my spirit animal then.
I hope you find great success in your self-discovery journey
Part of it has got a fucking biome update and now we have water biomes too.
Time to go back to the times you dabbled in gangsta rap and replace all street references with desert references. Don’t forget about the camel samples while you’re at it
I am disappointed that we have to be in a bubble with Sweden... Other than that: good map
He is fixing up historic error made in 1905.
What do you mean "too easy to piss off a German", do you want trouble? I'll give you some you lousy ... samba dancer.
Doctor Who
As Sylvester McCoy said: "The Doctor's not from Gallifrey but from Galloway"
Is Poland pissed in the American or British sense of the word?
Depends on the time of day. They wake up American pissed, but after 11am: Both.
11am? You give me too much credit. Holding out that far into the day is a real tough ask.
And does it say richer? Who the fuck gets richer in Poland? People born after 1990 can't afford a house, same as everywhere else.
Divorced but still friends
You probably didn't checked recent politics of our countries. Still could be worse (looks south).
Can't wait for you to do Asia
Is she pretty?
I heard she used to have quite a Carrera
Sinking 😂
Do Canada!!
circles entire country
Snow and polar bears
I think there's also a small area that's rich people skiing, some additional lake lovers, ice road truckers, and empty
You forgot moose.
Please never show that to a Breton 😅.
Shouldn't call themselves that then
This is amazing :)
Also, Brazilian :0 a good friend I know is from there as well :)
We are secretely everwhere…
Calling the south of France useless…
Better than fascist collaborators.
Islands at the end of something looking like boot : exists
Brazillians : 👀 o fute bal detectãoinho!
if there was more Brazilians in Italy i guarantee to you that very ball shaped island would no longer be nowhere near that very boot shaped piece of land
as a german I can assure
I mean, we do have a lot of different bread, so that part checks out
The knowledge of geography is top notch.
And Brazil is the colony, not the other way around.
The Portuguese media has gotten to your brain, your contributions to the free thinking world will be remembered fondly, old friend 😔✊
Likewise.
