Ah yes, the Fat Cnt
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s Aldi”
Of course, railways, like beaux-arts architecture and star forts, could only have been invented by the Tartarian Empire countless aeons ago.
Even single transferable vote/preferential voting, as used in the Australian lower house and (until recently) the London mayoral election, would be an improvement: you’d get to number your candidates in order of preference, giving 1 to your favourite implausible utopians and/or single-issue advocates, but as long as you put your least-disliked major party ahead of the other one, your vote won’t be wasted.
In fact, one could reduce this even further to two votes: your favourite party and whom you’d want to give your vote to if they don’t win.
Is the “wood if notes box” thing meant to be some kind of magical incantation for evading legal obligations?
Shelter and St. Mungo’s deal with helping the homeless and those under threat of homelessness.
Don’t under any circumstances give anything to the Salvation Army, as they discriminate against LGBT people and push a religious conservative agenda.
Given the wild imbalance between summer- and winter-time solar generation (in Germany it’s an order of magnitude, and further north, in the Baltics, it’d be more), it’d probably be a good idea to overbuild solar capacity and have some energy storage with a year time frame like pumped hydro, storing summer surplus for the winter.
An Apple bidet which adds a colonic health section to your Health app
There was a graphic some years ago showing headshots of all the female presenters on FoxNews, and they all looked like they were decanted from the same cloning facility, down to their identically blonde hair. Presumably that’s a shade of blonde that is by now synonymous with conservative-to-fascist-aiming-at-respectability politics.
Maybe they were hoping that he’d have a lucrative rap career rather than living up to his name literally
Cosmic Combo, an iOS port of Johan Peitz’ PICO-8 game Cosmic Collapse, is good.
Isn’t that lousy with video ads now?
Meanwhile, Sean Cromber has a lorry full of plastic sex arses stuck at Calais.
I think this has been satisfactorily established by now
Ride the Iron Sloth
Is this the case of Byron becoming fashionable, hippies being gentrifuged out by rising prices and replaced by Liberal voters who wanted their slice of heaven to be more conservative and family-friendly?
Meanwhile, Brexit remains the Will Of The People, with both major parties absolutely ruling out any reversal as not to betray the robust, unvarnished opinions of true Brits like Barry the football-loving squaddie from Southampton whose Twitter account is now either a big-haired homeschooling mom from Missouri or the social media officer of Palestinians For Trump.
Unless you were a corrupt politician whose aim was self-enrichment by looting the country, in which case you may be reassured that you are on the right track
Would there be any reason for the Greens to not extend an invitation to her?
We regret to inform you that Ray Kurzweil is back on his bullshit
The Google futurist talks nanobots and avatars, deepfakes and elections – and why he is so optimistic about a future where we merge with computers
![AI scientist Ray Kurzweil: ‘We are going to expand intelligence a millionfold by 2045’](https://leminal.space/pictrs/image/968c6457-f8b0-4a01-baf4-0ae7f35d38d5.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
There’s always someone who takes things literally
Attached: 1 image imagine being a teen and having an awkward first time with your first bf then see an article years later where you find he's since fucked 699 cars
![Davey :sugar_approved: (@sugar@goblin.camp)](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a9a0d425-1d20-4116-a272-cfaef30878c2.webp?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
Techbro develops AI-powered sex toy to “save the world”
The creator of the gimmicky DIY sex sleeve says any criticism against the Orifice is “gene warfare."
![This Man Wants to ‘Save the World’ By Letting You Jerk Off Into a Computer](https://leminal.space/pictrs/image/32d3c4bb-56f4-4c7d-9280-fd03d6dfa260.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
Teledildonics and eugenics: what more could you ask for?
New economic warfare method just dropped:
Minister says he will work with business to investigate, while China dismisses suggestions of involvement as ‘absurd’
![Royal Mail urged to investigate claims of Chinese-made fake stamps](https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/3aabb2db-a852-48a5-bde4-42c0a1bc6231.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
L, and I emphasise, MFAO
Specifically, covid wrecked his lungs: Bryan Johnson is a 46-year-old tech bro who cashed out a few years ago and now spends all his time trying not to die. He has been interviewed by most mainstream news outlets where he has documented his extreme and bizarre quest for immortality. From a story in ...
![The Billionaire Who Wants To Live Forever Has Long Covid](https://leminal.space/pictrs/image/3b5555d7-1208-46cf-9f91-1f8cd06dad77.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
The Billionaire Who Wants To Live Forever Has Long Covid
Britain: Antiwork Nation
UK losing belief that hard work brings better life, and fewer millennials now think work always comes first, survey indicates
![Britons least likely to say work is important to them, world study finds](https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/0bafb1ae-7502-431a-960e-620f9bd14294.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
Slim protective cases for the Steam Deck
Can anyone recommend a good case for carrying a Steam Deck in a backpack or similar which is less bulky than the factory case and yet protects the device? (I’ve heard the Dbrand Killswitch and JSAUX Modcase recommended, though that was a while ago.)