Simple. It's the combustion process of the luminiferous aether, which is like the cosmic equivalent of air, just finer and undetectable by modern instruments. See, the sun doesn't need oxygen like regular fires because it's tapping into this vast reservoir of aether that permeates the entire universe. As the sun rotates, it creates pressure waves that compress the aether particles, causing them to vibrate intensely. These vibrations generate heat through a process called “aetheric oscillation.”
Now, since the sun is massive, it can harness an unlimited amount of aether, and the energy release is what we experience as sunlight. Think of it like a giant cosmic steam engine, except instead of coal and water, it's running on pure space aether and high-velocity vibrations. And that’s why it keeps burning without needing any of that "earthbound" oxygen nonsense. It's all about the oscillation efficiency, really.
You should present your findings to the queen, this is a very important development in the field of astrological studies
I would watch this episode of Black Adder
It's actually all LEDs
God's keyboard
Nah, it's incandescent, that explain the heat
Solar powered, no less
No oxygen in space? Dude, there's tons of it, it's just all getting sucked into the sun. The further away from the sun you get, the more oxygen there is.
Like, almost 100% of all oxygen in the entire universe is in space, rather than Earth:-P.
So that's why the solar wind blows inward, eh?
The sun is actually a sad FAILED star! SMALL! When you look at the stars I look at Big stars strong stars. The sun is Nothing! Crooked Mercury props it up! That's why Mercury lops so bad now. Sad. The other stars they want toake our sun into one of those shithole stars. BLACK HOLES!! Not me though I love the Sun ask anyone. No one can take care of the sun like me. We're practically the same color
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It's very simple - the sun isn't burning. The sun is actually a very large healing crystal. As you may know, healing crystals capture the harmonic vibrations of the universe and turn them into things that are good for our health, like warmth, vitamins, essential oils, and positive ions.
The sun is made out of a healing crystal that converts the vibrations into warmth, witch is what we see as sunlight. The sun is so big that it's able to capture a lot of harmonic vibrations and so it makes a lot of warmth.
The real question is who polished the healing crystal that forms the sun, and who put it up into space. The natural answer is that it's clearly done by my good friend Moonlight Namaste, and she will teach you how to do the same thing if you visit her blog and sign up for her meditation classes. With enough guided meditation, you too will start to see the universal vibrations and learn how to change your oscillations to match the universal vibrations. The first 200 people who sign up will get a free dream catcher, so sign up today!
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No no, let them cook.
But how can a healing crystal cause skin cancer? The sun is a deadly laser, after all...
unless it's also a laser crystal! Gotcha, Illuminati!
The sun is the male of its species, and it's appearance is bright and flashy, used to attract a mate. Unfortunately there's no female stars nearby. So the poor, stupid thing has spent billions of years courting Jupiter instead.
But not only is Jupiter a whole different species, it already has a mate - Saturn. You can easily tell that Jupiter's the male because of its own flashy coloration. Plus, you can even see the ring it gave Saturn when they got married, as well as it's own much more modest wedding ring.
Little known fact, stars are actually like angler fish... The male is significantly smaller than the female of the species.
"Shock, shock, horror, horror. Shock, shock, horror."
"I'll shout myself hoarse for your supernatural course"
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This is to blame on solar panels. Modern ones are very black, i.e. a serious lack of light, creating a photonic imbalance that forces light upwards, where gravitational clustering creates an illusion of a burning spherical object.
If you are in doubt about this, check old photos- there’s no picture of the sun before the invention of solar panels. Same goes for paintings, although really old ones have a sort of symbolic sun-like object, which may be caused by the solar panels on visiting aliens’ starships (ref. Von Dänicken, 1968).solar panels. Modern ones are very black
Is this why the far right hates solar?
This could very well be, interesting hypothesis
No, that's because the Democrats placed sanctions on the original, oil fueled sun. They were bought it by Big Solar, but the GOP's corporate paymasters want to resume the oil exports, but they can't so long as the embargo is in place, which means Big Solar stole their monopoly.
Spite. Pure spite. Here, have some cancer you ungrateful bastards.
Once you realise the so called "sun" is really flat, the answer becomes obvious.
They pipe the oxygen in from behind the sun.
Good question. The reason the sun is burning in space is because it is very spicy in space.
You got it the wrong way round
Space has no oxygen because the Sun burned it all.
Like rocket engines in space, the sun has its own oxidizer tank. Let's hope it won't run out anytime soon.
Oops! I punctured the tank.
It's the weight of responsibility for keeping the solar system together.
At the center you will find a cat tied to a piece of buttered toast.
A: The sun isn’t in space it’s its own self contained atmosphere,
B: The sun has oxygen, or at least it would except…
C: The sun isn’t “on fire” it’s a fusion reactor, which means it is so hot that the electrons are free flowing so they don’t form into traditional atoms and the nucleus is under so much pressure that the nucleus can combine into a new element releasing ungodly amounts of energy.
D: magic probably.
The sun is a government projection you idiots
I thought only the Republicans projected
Republicans, Putin, Netanyahu - they're an students of the game.
Duh, because of fusion of course.
Protons in the sun's core fuse until they form oxygen and carbon and those burn on the surface.
So it's all just a scam?
The Sun uses original oxygen called hydrogen, that and she thicc af with all that gravity
It's burning from the scorching hot insults we throw at it.
Here's my insult to feed the sun
Youre trying to be the center of attention, but really you're just a big ball of gas with a serious ego problem, and you don't see it because you're blinded by yourself.
Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down
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The sun is a giant lithium battery that became a spicy pillow and then exploded, and as everyone knows you can't put out a lithium battery fire like a regular fire. The fire department just pushed it out there into space beyond the environment to let it burn itself out, which is expected to take at least 5 billion more years.
TIL Samsung made the sun
Huh. And here I thought it was the furnace where politicians shoveled all the evidence of their graft. TIL
Nah. Takes more delta v to get the evidence to the sun than to throw it out of the solar system.
The sun isn't space, it has plenty of oxygen.
Because the Telltubbies perform live human sacrifice at the Winter Solstice to summon a New Sun.
It's a GOD, stupid. It can do whatever it wants.
The sun is actually just a giant mirror that makes small things look really big and the thing you see in the sky is just a really bright light bulb
Don't tell me you still believe in oxygen! The sun is made of phlogiston, so it instantly ignites. Since there's no air in space for the phlogiston to saturate into, it can keep burning for millions of years!
Everything comes from stars including oxygen, duh.
That is a scientifically correct answer. Not for this question, though.
It's just very angry
It's the ultimate min-maxed fireballb spell, slowly expanding after its initial casting some 4 to 5 billion years ago (relative local time). We're in range of its blast radius, but the caster's turn still hasn't ended so it hasn't reached us yet.
It's burning with hatred for earth. It wants to consume it, but it will take time to gather enough strength...
Time in which frustratingly, its flaming hate transformed earth into a unique, living planet, and lead to the most vile and disgusting creation in the entire universe, My Little Pony.the souls of the damned
And who is adding more wood to it? Ancient Egyptians?
-.- they are dead. Read a book.
It's mormons now
The sun is technically not burning. It's just lesser freezing than the rest.
The sun isn't burning. Wtf are you talking about? The sun is a projector. Projecting our lives onto this planet earf.
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Wind turbines are fanning the flames and keeping it hot.
It is the flaming tail of the turtle that the Turth (turtle-earth...
It took a deep breath...
This is an often misunderstood aspect of the sun. The sun doesn't need to pull oxygen into itself to burn. It just does a bit of fusion magic!
When a star is dense enough it starts to fuse Helium together through a process called the "triple alpha process"; which results in Carbon! From there it's pretty direct for the star to fuse one more Helium to the Carbon via stellar nucleosynthesis to create Oxygen!
So you see, the Sun doesn't need to draw Oxygen from space. It just makes its own!
Because it isn't burning, it's exploding like a very big big big stick of TNT that's going off veeeeeery slowly
After it gets dark, they refill it with lighter fluid. Every morning they light it fresh with a big ‘ole Zippo.
space contains all of the oxygen
Hello friend
I remember reading once that if the sun was made of entirely wood .. it would take about 5,000 years to burn out.... which is roughly the same timeline and age given by the Christian Bible.
it must be the poop bear
they're actually was oxygen in space but they used it all as fuel for the stars and since then they've been converting them to electric.
secondary fun fact: burning all the oxygen in space as fuel has caused space to heat up and is what's leading to the imminent "heat death" of the universe.
There is oxygen in space, it's just a different type of oxygen that we can't see
You guys can see oxygen?
it's flaming because of all the gay
Because there isn't enough water to put it out
The sun burns differently, it's burning generates the oxygen it needs to burn, its a perpetual motion machine
The sun can also use souls as a comburant. It's kept alight by the stores of sacrifices it's accumulated over time. But sacrifices aren't as common and the stocks are running down... Thankfully, there are some secret organisations handling this problem.
Secret organizations? Well I guess that rules out Boeing.
No one said they did everything themselves, they don't mind outsourcing !
it's hot.
Am I the only one who can't watch his shows or movies because he's so unsettling and odd looking?
I think that's precisely why he works so well for Mr robot
When I was a kid, I had no context for a lemur and saw a photo of one in my grandpa's encyclopedia. I thought for the longest time lemurs were human sized and their faces were so creepy and haunting to me. I think of that lemur when I see Rami Malek
*the Illuminati "stay where you are"
