Exclusion: The sound of you having sex played over comms, Riker
Exclusion: The sound of you having sex played over comms, Riker
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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
Shaka, when the walls fell
I'm givin' 'er all she's got!
Permission to board
THE REAR HATCH HAS BEEN PENETRATED!
"The hull has been compromised."
Execute docking maneuver.
We're entering fluidic space.
"Dammit Kirk get that thing out of my ear"
"Come again?"
Entering the wormhole
I bet Sisko's used that line on Kasidey.
Have you tried reversing the polarity or initiating a level 1 diagnostic? If all else fails, ask Wesley to use the force.
Daaaaamn!
Misfire in the torpedo bay!
Tuvok, no!
You can make all the right moves and still lose
thank mr rikr
Prepare to be boarded
Captain, I'm givin her all I've got!
Resistance is futile.
Prepare to be Ass-stimulated
Sounds like a personal lube brand, to me.
Engage evasive manoeuvre Sigma 69!
Steady as she goes, lieutenant.
Initiate deep probing now.
More power!
Take us in.
Make it so!
'Im real close to making it so!! ... ... over."
We're breaking up.
"I'm giving it all she's got cap'n"
You are coming in loud and clear.
Fire at Will!
"No lifesigns detected"
Pressure at maximum, hull integrity is holding within working parameters, however, the warp core will explode in T - 69 seconds. I will issue no further audio warning.
They're not coming in cleanly.
I require your immediate assistance Commander Riker
"You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!"
To boldly go where no man has gone before
My mother is coming to visit
Another one decloaking aft.
"Your methods are crude and inefficient, prepare to be boarded."
Huh? Is it bigger on the inside?
Sorry, that bogie came out of nowhere
Three ready for transport, beam directly to sickbay.
*thrust
Boom goes the dynamite
Over and out.
Plug me in, Chief!
Scrub the lower dicks at once!
Put this mushroom up your ass and spin around!
