EPIC personality test. Which personality are you?!?

Basically a consolidated version of the Myers-Briggs test, which is basically astrology for middle-managers.

Short story. My company brought in a different working-type consulting group. I decided to try my own experiment and answered the 150 survey completely randomly, didn't read the questions. Then sat through a 4 hour workshop where most of my colleagues told me it made so much sense I was a [whatever my results were, I forget]." Found out they paid like $10k for the day session, never told anybody what I did.
- If I have to ever sit through that shit again, I'm stealing your technique.
Middle Managers and 2nd rate psych students. But, having surveyed my undergraduate classes in the past, about 50% of them believe in astrology so it's no wonder the Myers-Briggs speaks to them.
- Isn't it meant to be a categorical insight?
  
  I was always under the impression it's obviously non-scientific and simply there to explain the broad aspects of a personality to others quickly.
  
  Maybe that's the real personality test. Exposing how prone someone is to tribalism over self-reflection based on "I am a..." vs "My outcome was..."
- interestingly, anedoctaly, I'm an absolute skeptic about almost everything, including astrology, religion and the such, but this test was so on spot from me I had a real hard time being convinced it was pseudoscience
- I've only known a handful of psych students, but even as students they knew enough about the Myers-Briggs to recognize it as pseudo-science bullshit. Sad to hear that's not universal.

Crawl into my basement... Cause I'm hosting the BIGGEST party in the WORLD where everybody gets WASTED and READS BOOKS until they CRY themselves to SLEEP.

Damn, count me in

Two weeks before the party, I say I'm totally in and excited, and then the day of, I remember I don't want to do that and say I'm pretty sure I'm getting sick. Then B.

Some good books can make you cry.
- Oh I cry reading stuff all the time. I read a lot of historical queer fiction because I'm a masochist, and then I cry because it was so unfair.

You'll NEVER GUESS what your results are!

I think I have actually done B a few times

There are literally no other possibilities!

I mean, I usually do both. Gotta find balance in your life.

Weird. So are you just holding massive parties in your basement while reading books?
- You're invited!

Why is option A so weird and unrelatable?

Cause you are the one who crawls into the basement
- He is the one who crawls
- Oh, I thought crying yourself to sleep while reading was normal?

Both, depending on the month. I have bipolar disorder.

I can envision the same but with my luck it'd be neither because timing never works to my advantage.

Little column A, little column B.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

do i have any money to spend? if yes, then A. if no, then B.

Typical recruitment process questionnaire

A sounds like punishment thb

B, but no crying

B often except I have neither basement nor book so I just skip those parts.

I like to just dangle freely so the tension unwinds itself. The problem is if I don't stop at the right time, I'll just spin so far around the other way I become wound up in the opposite direction.

Is there an option C?

I'm as introverted as they come, but I've actually done A, but never B.

Yes both thanks