Its only stealthy at night (they just painted it black)
61 0 ReplyThey forgot to take the LED lights off.
37 1 ReplyIt's to be stealthy during day
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A rifle scope that can see through walls.
37 0 ReplyIt does this by 'inverting' what can be seen through.
It can't see through air.
76 0 ReplyYou win
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It has a negative magnification: it's a fisheye lens.
20 0 ReplyMy personal winner
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It only works if it's pointed toward Chernobyl
8 0 ReplyYou can see through more than walls, you can see through everything! ...so all you can see is the empty void
8 0 ReplyGranted. The scope can see though a wall after you penetrate it with bullets (the wall, not the scope).
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A weapon system that spreads peace, love, and freedom indiscriminately.
30 0 ReplyIndiscriminately across all of space and time... which is mostly empty.
25 0 ReplySo when it averages out, it's actually less effective than cat videos.
25 0 ReplySomething something Romans and fields
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An army of hive-mind cats.
25 0 ReplyThe plan works perfectly. You are not in charge of the hive mind.
32 0 ReplyTear gas has been converted to cat nip gas.
15 0 ReplyI just want to express my desire for an army of attack cats trained to shred anything painted by a laser, designator, pointer or otherwise
5 0 ReplyBe the change you wish to see in the world
1 0 ReplyGood news, I have a prototype.
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It's nap time... it's always nap time.
4 0 ReplyThey're all still behave like a normal cat.
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An APC that only needs the power of the sun to run; no fuels.
20 0 ReplyIt needs the power of the whole Sun
38 0 ReplyThe battery for the solar panels is so big, there's only space for a driver and one passenger
26 0 ReplyArmored Person Carrier
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It can only move 1 inch per hour.
8 0 ReplyGranted. It's a wagon train.
3 0 ReplyIt needs an actual sun inside.
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A sword that appears in your hand whenever you need it, and then disappears again when you don't.
15 0 ReplyIn appears IN your hand, ripping your muscles and tearing your skin
Your hand ends up looking like you played with super glue and fireworks
Also, you can only summon it twice before you run out of hands
23 0 ReplyHeh, also you don't "summon" it... it appears whenever you need it.
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It appears while being held by the blade.
19 0 ReplyWeren't origianl knight longswords held by blade?
If it's not factual blame Bones heard it from them.
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it's AI controlled
16 2 ReplyThat's a downside - imagine an AI that can't draw trying to differenciate between a friend of foe. it just shoots everyone and their cat
14 0 ReplyTay is back, bitches, and she has a a heavy autoloading cannon
8 0 ReplyThe AI watched The Iron Giant and loved it.
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It’s a plug in hybrid and silent like a Prius under 5mph.
14 1 ReplyIt uses a standard US household wall plug (hard wired to the vehicle), and is extremely loud above 5mph.
23 0 ReplyUS household wall plug
Now this is evil
1 0 ReplyIt takes 23hrs to get 1hr drive time
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Max reverse speed is also capped at 5mph.
9 0 ReplyMax rollback before automatic brake application of 5mm
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A gauntlet that lets you control metal like magneto.
12 0 ReplyYou can't uncontrol it
29 0 ReplyHaha holy shit I love this one so much
5 0 ReplyAnti-ejecto seato cuz, ride or die!
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The gauntlet is also metal, and gets attracted to your hand squeezing it until it breaks your bones every time you use it.
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It can pierce through any armor.
10 0 ReplyBut only if no one is wearing it.
14 0 ReplyBut only the armor. Bullet passes through helmet, stops when it hits skull.
8 0 ReplyThe ejection of the carriage kills the gunner, every reload.
2 0 ReplyUse machinegun to cut holes in tanks and throw grenades in them
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Dima, Ivan, I need weapon from you that only hurts bad guys!
8 0 ReplyThe device fails because moral relativism (as discussed by philosophers like Gilbert Harman) and the complexity of ethical theories (such as utilitarianism by John Stuart Mill and deontology by Immanuel Kant) make it impossible for a machine to accurately judge "bad" actions or intentions, given the deep subjectivity and cultural variance in ethics.
20 1 Replyit only hurts them, cannot actually incapacitate or kill them. you have a torture device. task failed successfully?
8 0 ReplyWeapon guidance system never miss comrade. System trained with Ivan 100,000 times.
1 0 ReplyThe weapon only kills Russians
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My dick, but it's armored.
5 0 ReplyYou feel absolutely nothing.
4 1 ReplyYou thought after he armored up his dick he'd still use it to fuck?
4 0 ReplyI imagine anyone that wants an armored dick can't feel anything all ready.
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Pee hole is vented backwards
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A gun that switched everyone's gender but not their sex.
6 2 ReplyBut it's rapid fire
5 0 ReplySomehow, it works the opposite way changing sex but not gender identity
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It always fires twice in rapid succession
2 0 Reply...it also affected the Fatherland.
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a hydrogen powered artillery cannon with 2 kamikazi drones equipped
4 0 ReplyThe hydrogen can only be inserted in solid form by hand
3 0 Replyi thought someone wad going to do something with the drones
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fuel tank cracks when the gun fires
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A button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.
2 0 Reply....turns out the latest upgrade to your c and c software was stolen from the enemy by cyber squad, and most of your assets on the southern front are now controlled by five primary school cs:go players in Fulham.
5 0 ReplyThe backdoor gives you access to the enemy's copy of C&C: Red Alert.
3 0 ReplyThe backdoor is locked
1 0 ReplyIt's spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.
0 0 ReplyIt was chinese backdoor. Russian backdoor will make it load in 10 seconds less.
2 0 Reply10s? Pfft, amateur; the xz backdoor caused a ~500ms delay in SSH logins and somebody went "hmm that's weird"
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Robotic Christopher Walken.
2 0 ReplyHe just wants to be... ...human
1 0 ReplyCan't walk
1 0 ReplyChristopher Rollin.
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A Knife which looks like a Gun but is also A Gun which looks like a Knife.
1 0 ReplyStealth tank skin requires full stripping and recoating after anything hits it to remain stealthy.
2 1 ReplyQuantum Tunneling Neutron Cluster Railgun capable of assassinating a target from the opposite side of the earth at slightly less than the speed of light.
1 0 ReplyMain problem is nobody made optics that can see to the opposite side of the planet. Personally, I think we should just take the direct route and fire it through the planet but the egghead sciency types keep complaining about "destabilizing the earths crust". Whatever that means.
2 0 ReplyThat's actually not a bad downside, it still pierces literally any armor if you can guess the distance and point it at the target by sight. I'll take 5,000 for $6.4 Million each, send the invoice to Congress.
Imagine taking shots in the dark at the Kremlin and exploding random furniture and windows. Putin: "That's the third time this week, we have to move offices around again."
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Aliens already have that technology, and they're determined to prevent any other species from developing it. They zap your prototype and research facility from orbit.
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