Elon Musk’s Tunnel Reportedly Oozing With Skin-Burning Chemical Sludge
Elon Musk’s Tunnel Reportedly Oozing With Skin-Burning Chemical Sludge
Elon Musk's Boring Company has only built a few miles of tunnel underneath Vegas — but those tunnels have taken a toxic toll.
[Eupalinos of Megara appears out of a time portal from ancient Ionia] Wow, you guys must be really good at digging tunnels by now, right?
Fuck everything about these tunnels.
- He proposed them to stop the city from implementing a subway system (fuck that shit).
- He first proposed them as being effectively a subway/hyperloop but then stopped when that cost too much money
- He then turned them into just underground private roadways accessible only to teslas.
Fuck that shit. The problem the city was trying to solve wasn't "We need more highspeed roads" it's "We need to be able move more people". And musk torpedoed that with a pointless underground tunnel.
Subways would have been way cheaper to operate, served more locations, and would not have been this stupid exclusive system for tesla owners to show off an LED light display.
Have you seen the tunnels on Google maps? They are essentially a tunnel from one side of a parking lot, under the main street, to the entrance of the convention center across the road. A distance you could walk in 5 mins on street level, except your way is blocked by the 6 lane road without pedestrian crossing.
If I was the nafarious type...
I'm sure one could buy an old used Tesla that barely works.
Then drive it into the tunnel with a gas can and lighter on the passenger seat. Have a friend stand in the way blocking others from driving in behind you.
I wonder what would happen if it caught fire in the tunnel?
Would sprinkler systems take over? Would the tunnel burn and collapse as you walk out the other end so it's never used again?
Good thing I'm not that type of person....
Gas can would leave the wrong kind of residue and would exonerate the Tesla as a victim of a false flag eco terror attack. Use the inherent problems with lithium batteries to start a fire. A lithium fire is one of the types of fire that firemen will straight up avoid until the dedicated response unit arrives. A lithium fire will not leave survivors. It starts with an explosion and gets worse from there. Given enough time this happen naturally in that tunnel; it doesn't need help.
You don't bring your own tesla to the tunnel. You use the ones they provide which probably all have the speed limit mode enabled.
Nobody forced the city's hand, though. They could have told Musk to fuck off.
The agency ultimately fined Boring more than $112,000 over eight violations it deemed "serious." The company is, as Musk businesses are wont to do, contesting it.
We've gone from wrist slaps to someone blowing gently in your face.
"Fuck Elon Musk!"
"I would advise against that. His tunnel has been found to have skin-burning chemical sludge in it. Good way to lose your penis."
ensure you are wearing industrial-grade condoms
Don't, that's what Big Sex wants! Trust me, you don't want Big Sex cumming after you like that. Unless you do, I'm not kink shaming.
New Intrusive Thought Unlocked!
I would advise against it for many other reasons before you even reach his oozing sludge tunnel.
"But consider: horse"
Can we revoke his government contracts now?
I say we block off the tunnels but seal him inside like the Minotaur in the Labyrinth
Eminent domain that shit, demo it, and build the subway that Vegas desperately needs, and the city wanted in the first place. He's bailed and gone to Texas
Really taking that saturday morning cartoon super villain act to a new level.
I like My Chemical Romance, but I might have to give Skin Burning Chemical Sludge a listen!
Another Elon promise to make investment money, but nowhere near promised delivery.
Grifters gonna grift.
Maybe he should just buy a different company and pretend it's all him.
the chemical sludge was filled not only with the commonplace byproducts of sand, silt, and water, but also accelerants used to set the grout to build the tunnels.
Why would a grout accelerant burn people?
The Lime in Portland cement.
Guessing it is an oxidizer
Cements and other pozzalanic materials also tend to be very alkaline. Industrial dumping of waste concrete can create a huge environmental hazard.
Oh we’re good at digging tunnels. No one bothered to mention human safety though. That’s a different skill set we haven’t come close to mastering.
Did the tunnel go through a buried toxic waste dump?
Just call it vegas like a normal person.
And the Vegas boondoggle isn’t great either.
Elon thought of that and installed air filters in the Tesla's. No challenge too difficult for this man.
(Hope the doors are mounted properly)
