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dgerard David Gerard @awful.systems

the guy who got Elon and Grimes to hook up, destroying Twitter and then Reddit

https://davidgerard.co.uk/

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Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 27 October 2024
  • HEARTWARMING: Baldy McDickface to step back from podcasting now the Russian money has dried up

  • Microsoft, OpenAI bribe newsrooms to please, please use their AI tools. Please?
  • i occasionally enjoy ogling the £17,000 gaming rigs professional number crunching business workstations on scan.co.uk. You basically see how many Nvidia cards you can actually run off 240 volts at 13 amps and cram into a case, and throw in a free CPU.

  • Here’s how SIM swap in alleged bitcoin pump-and-dump scheme worked
  • Musk thinks he's a Mind but he's Joiler Veppers and will never understand that

  • Harmonice Mundi Books: An idea for an ethical academic publisher
  • volunteer idealism — the usual mix of spite and whimsy

    my god

  • Microsoft, OpenAI bribe newsrooms to please, please use their AI tools. Please?

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    Elon Musk gets his AI ideas from whatever sci-fi movie he saw last
  • NEW MISSION: we must show Elon Musk "Naked Lunch" so his next car is a cyber cockroach typewriter

  • Elon Musk gets his AI ideas from whatever sci-fi movie he saw last

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    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 27 October 2024
  • it's pretty publicly known

    the VCs are gonna take one heckuva bath

  • US startup charging couples to ‘screen embryos for IQ’
  • this user has failed peer review and has been retracted

  • US startup charging couples to ‘screen embryos for IQ’
  • training your sperm to pass raven's progressive matrices

  • saluting our fallen comrade at TikTok
  • oh?? please do tell!

  • pivot-to-ai.com Venture capital is having a bad time — and AI isn’t going to fix it

    The AI bubble is substantially fueled by venture capitalists looking for a lottery ticket. They’ve dragged along big tech companies who are looking for enterprise upsells. The big techs are also VC…

    Venture capital is having a bad time — and AI isn’t going to fix it
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    saluting our fallen comrade at TikTok

    www.bbc.co.uk TikTok owner ByteDance sacks intern for sabotaging AI project

    Chinese technology giant ByteDance denied reports that the incident caused more than $10m of damage.

    TikTok owner ByteDance sacks intern for sabotaging AI project
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    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 27 October 2024
  • momty python style giant sabot descends on Microsoft data centre

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 20 October 2024
  • it's a little magical and not entirely reliable so i'm not a fan, but the switch is there

  • pivot-to-ai.com Sam Altman rebrands Worldcoin to ‘World’, still wants your eyeballs

    You might think that, come the artificial general intelligence, humanity will enjoy a world of unlimited abundance and prosperity for all, beyond money, under the watchful sensors of the superintel…

    Sam Altman rebrands Worldcoin to ‘World’, still wants your eyeballs
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    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 20 October 2024
  • i am hearing that ProQuest has been quietly contacting small publishers to see if it can ingest their published output for AI training.

    ProQuest has an AI thing now, but it's denied it's training on hosted content ... yet.

    if you are, or know, an author who's had a letter of this sort recently, mentioning ProQuest or no, i'd love to know and please tell your friends - email is [email protected]

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 20 October 2024
  • i have already had whiny shits demand that I (a) set dark mode default (b) remove the switch

    default is currently set to whatever your browser thinks is the default and you can switch it otherwise

  • pivot-to-ai.com OpenAI and Microsoft are having relationship issues

    OpenAI is a Microsoft subsidiary, one step removed to insulate Microsoft from reputational damage. Microsoft has rights to all OpenAI software and already offered to take over last year when CEO Sa…

    OpenAI and Microsoft are having relationship issues
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    Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 20 October 2024
  • yep, i'm in touch with college hill, she's aware of our esteemed site too

  • Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 20 October 2024
  • pivot to ai now has working dark mode! all praise to the illustrious @[email protected]

    i still hate dark mode, but others fucking love it so

  • "It is called ‘expert archivist’ because that is the prompt we gave it." That must make the chatbot an expert then

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    Mullenweg/Automattic offers a second round of 6mo redundancy pay in the hope of purging more dissenters

    www.404media.co Employees Describe an Environment of Paranoia and Fear Inside Automattic Over WordPress Chaos

    Automattic CEO Matt Mullenweg made another buyout offer this week, and threatened employees who speak to the press with termination.

    Employees Describe an Environment of Paranoia and Fear Inside Automattic Over WordPress Chaos

    archive: https://archive.is/AKASQ

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    pivot-to-ai.com Google, Amazon buy nonexistent mini nuclear reactors for AI data centers

    Google has signed a deal with California startup Kairos Power for six or seven small modular reactors. The first is due in 2030 and the rest by 2035, for a total of 500 megawatts. [Google blog; pre…

    Google, Amazon buy nonexistent mini nuclear reactors for AI data centers

    BRING IT ON NITPICKY NUKE NERDS

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    lol another fake satoshi has shown up on the metzdowd cryptography list, the one bitcoin was first announced on

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    Torpedoing a network of tech billionaire funded race science

    www.theguardian.com Revealed: International ‘race science’ network secretly funded by US tech boss

    Group promoting ‘dangerous’ scientific racism ideology teamed up with rightwing extremist, recordings reveal

    Revealed: International ‘race science’ network secretly funded by US tech boss

    archive: https://archive.is/cxAl8

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    pivot-to-ai.com Austin’s Ethos restaurant serves the finest gourmet AI slop — but don’t try to make a reservation

    Ethos is a restaurant in Austin that doesn’t exist. It’s completely AI-generated. And yet it has 73,000 followers on Instagram. [Instagram] Most of the food shots are slightly off — a foot-shaped p…

    Austin’s Ethos restaurant serves the finest gourmet AI slop — but don’t try to make a reservation
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    pivot-to-ai.com Australian HSC English exam asks students to interpret an AI image

    Year 12 students in New South Wales are currently doing their Higher School Certificate exams. Today, they got an English exam question asking them to compare a text to an AI-generated image! [Redd…

    Australian HSC English exam asks students to interpret an AI image
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    the wild tale of OpenAI vs. Open AI

    archive: https://archive.ph/n2Jwi

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    pivot-to-ai.com AI really is the new bitcoin: Google and Facebook extend coal burning in Omaha

    North Omaha Station in Nebraska is a 1950s-era coal-fired power plant that belches out pollution. The station was to stop burning coal by 2023 — but Google and Facebook came to town with thirsty da…

    AI really is the new bitcoin: Google and Facebook extend coal burning in Omaha
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    Pete Howson on futuristic "smart city" plans as crypto token scams

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    even DHH suggests Mullenweg might wanna cool it

    world.hey.com Open source royalty and mad kings

    I'm solidly in favor of the Benevolent Dictator For Life (BDFL) model of open source stewardship. This is how projects from Linux to Python, from Laravel to Ruby, and yes, Rails, have kept their cohesion, decisiveness, and forward motion. It's a model with decades worth of achievements to its name. ...

    Open source royalty and mad kings

    archive: https://archive.is/mVF2L

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    pivot-to-ai.com LLMs can’t reason — they just crib reasoning-like steps from their training data

    Researchers at Apple have come out with a new paper showing that large language models can’t reason — they’re just pattern-matching machines. [arXiv, PDF] This shouldn’t be news to anyone here. We …

    LLMs can’t reason — they just crib reasoning-like steps from their training data
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    How ChatGPT nearly destroyed my wedding day

    pivot-to-ai.com How ChatGPT nearly destroyed my wedding day — guest post by Tracy Chou

    Guest post by Tracy Chou yes, that’s elvis. he’s the coda of my very own chatgpt horror story … i share this as a cautionary tale about generative ai and the ways that it supercharges incompe…

    How ChatGPT nearly destroyed my wedding day — guest post by Tracy Chou
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    the Automattic cult acolyte onboarding guide, enjoy using all our systems whose names are puns on "Matt"

    automattic.com Howdy!

    Next: Get Acquainted → Employee Field Guide

    Howdy!
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