A: That good boy had many baconz
B: Pet pigs are awesome
124 6 ReplyAnd delicious!
48 76 ReplyHow do you know someone eats animals? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
99 29 ReplyOnly if you neutered them very young. Removal of the testicles reduces the potential for odor and taint associated with male hormones in boars after puberty. If you didn't do this to your pet pig, you are going to regret it when you cook it.
Source: My mother ran the local 4H club. Kids shouldn't see live castrations of animals IMHO. Especially since they are mostly done without anesthesia. The squeals still haunt me.
59 10 ReplyNot sure why downvoted... Main reason to have a pet pig is to grow it to eat it.
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If dogs go to heaven, then what do they eat there?
70 3 ReplyDoggy heaven is squirrel hell its a very efficient system.
58 0 ReplyLab grown meat
20 1 ReplyLabrador meat is premium, it really has to be heaven https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/meet-the-dogs
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Would anyone or anything in heaven eat? Hunger is but a manifesting of the unimmaculaticity of flesh.
11 0 ReplyWell done. A google search results in zero hits for unimmaculaticity.
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Nothing. They do nothing but sit at the feet of god's throne and worship him for all eternity.
5 1 ReplyBased dogs.
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Cats. Cats are evil and go to hell. Their hell is to be food for heaven's carnivores.
20 55 ReplyWho hurt you?
38 4 ReplyCats go to hell and they enjoy it there.
17 0 ReplyCats are mirrors.
5 0 ReplyDamn people took this way too seriously lmao
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Do you think murderers and the murdered get together in the afterlife to joke about it
42 7 ReplyIf God is real then he's a sadistic psychopath who would make it a reality show format.
21 4 ReplyI'd make it purgatory-style, where you're stomped and ripped apart by farm animals you've eaten, and only then you get to heaven, have a cuppa tea with them and laugh about it.
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I mean presumably they go to different places... I guess soldiers might.
15 0 ReplyTo be fair, you had that ceasefire in Christmas 1914 where British and German soldiers decided to stop fighting and play football together
13 0 ReplyI don’t believe in heaven and hell but imagine if religious preached “following order to kill = going to hell”
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ITT
Commenter 1: I love killing and eating one of those animals of similar intelligence and sentience! So sad the one I don't eat is sad.
Commenter 2: I don't understand the downvotes
55 27 Reply"Hardly anything is evil, but most things are hungry. Hunger looks very much like evil from the wrong end of the cutlery. Or do you think your bacon sandwich loves you back?"
40 12 ReplyI didn't realise people ate bacon sandwiches out of pure necessity.
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It's called cognitive dissonance
17 3 ReplyI love eating all animals. They all should have the same rights to become a dinner. Stop opressing dogs and their rights!
25 12 ReplyHumans are animals. The rich look about ripe enough.
13 1 ReplyFound the Korean
15 12 ReplyI declare you have the right to become my dinner!
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I haven’t had the opportunity to eat dog meat but I’m told it is very good
Also a pig that size would make a good pet
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Am I the only one that thought it was Wilbur missing Charlotte?
26 2 ReplyPig: What's a human?
11 2 ReplyWell, at least the dog won't be going hungry.
8 7 Reply#ApexPredatorGuilt
7 6 ReplyAll bacons go to heaven.
20 19 ReplyYeah i had a pet pig for a week, i miss him but boy did he taste good.
I hope everyone downvoting is a life long vegan.
Or go learn where meat comes from
27 58 ReplyAhh like my pet chicken i had called shnitzel. For the record we didnt make him into a shnitzel that would have smothered the complex and deliciouse flavours of a home grown chicken.
8 19 ReplyEdgy much
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