Oh no the economy!
155 2 ReplyHouston, you have a problem.
104 1 Reply“Why did the earth suddenly teleport ten times closer to the moon.” Then probably something like: “how can an object have sufficient kinetic energy to perfectly perforate the earth but still keep it mostly in tact” also “why is the asteroid burning if it is outside of the atmosphere”. Unless Hans Zimmer was playing in the background, then I would probably say “Dear god!”.
70 8 Reply"Starting to think we'll never get Half-Life 3...."
62 2 ReplyThanks, Obama.
59 2 ReplyThat‘s gonna negatively impact the trout population.
48 1 Reply"NOT THE EARTH!!
That's where I keep all my stuff!"
- the tick
44 1 Reply"MY CABBAGE!"
40 2 Reply"Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm....Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm....Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm............. Dammit this is a difficult choice...."
36 0 ReplyLast man standing, bitches.
32 0 ReplyAt least I brought my towel
34 2 ReplyWell... shit.
33 1 ReplyDon't panic.
26 1 ReplyYou don't say anything you just take your helmet off
25 0 ReplyNooo the economy
(Stolen from another meme)
26 1 Reply"Well that just happened" - Any Marvel Hero
25 1 ReplyI love it when a plan comes together.
21 0 ReplyThis is gonna ruin the economy.
22 1 ReplyAt least climate change got solved
21 0 Replywhat will
What would.
22 1 ReplyI should have brought my towel...
21 0 ReplySweet. Not going to have to face that upcoming election result.
21 1 ReplyShit....that's where I kept all my stuff.
19 0 ReplyShakira Shakira
18 1 ReplyShit, I forgot to pack potatoes.
15 0 ReplyWell, now I don't have to return those videos to Blockbuster.
15 0 ReplyOh shit, the economy!
17 2 ReplyNeed an xkcd to figure out how fast it would be going to plow straight through the whole earth like that.
13 0 ReplyReally simple
“Bollocks”
12 0 ReplyAAAAAAAH
as I get pelted by Earths space debris
12 0 Reply"Finally, it was damn fucking time"
12 0 ReplySee Linda, this is why I didn't want to go visit your mother!
12 0 Reply"Awww, my sunglasses were in there!"
13 2 ReplyOh. Fuk.
11 0 ReplyI'm Polish so "Kurwa".
11 0 Reply"LMAO fuck you jeremy"
10 0 ReplyWell, at least I don't have to worry about my student loans anymore.
10 0 ReplyNo words. Just stand there still for a second, then just drop those boxes and remain standing there.
9 0 ReplyHuh, that's not ideal
9 0 ReplyIt's just a little asteroid... it's stil good, it's still good!
9 0 ReplySpaceballs? There goes the planet.
8 0 Reply"Honestly, can't blame 'em."
8 0 Reply"Nice, finally"
8 0 ReplyReminds me of a cool music video.
8 0 ReplyToo bad Jenny is dead. For now that I am the last man she would come crawling back.
7 0 Reply¿Dónde están mis pantalones?
6 0 ReplySolitary confinement for life, apparently.
6 0 Reply"Oh look, a shooting star! Make a wi- OH FUCK!"
6 0 ReplyWelp…
6 0 ReplyI guess I don't need to worry about the divorce hearings
6 0 ReplyHouston we have a problem
6 0 ReplyBetter drink my own piss
7 1 ReplyGrabs phone in selfie mode: "Hey guys, you will never believe what just happened..."
6 0 ReplyThat meteor had a lot of penetration power. (The astronaut is a war thunder player)
5 0 ReplyDamnit... And Ricky owed me $20. That bastard always manages to find some way to not pay me back.
6 1 ReplyDada or Mama probably
5 0 ReplyFuck, that's probably gonna delay Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines 2 even further..
6 1 ReplyWell, that happened
5 0 ReplyOh shit... I left the oven on
5 0 Reply“It’ll buff out…”
5 0 ReplyAll full of beeps.
6 1 ReplyHuh..
5 0 ReplyOh come onnnnnn!
4 0 Reply5 1 ReplyBoom, headshot.
5 1 ReplyWell, where in the fuck am I supposed to bring these back to?
4 0 ReplyPhew.
4 0 ReplyWelp... here I am
4 0 ReplyMother FUUUUU. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. 20 years of work to get here, am I'm gonna die. I'm done.
5 1 ReplyWhat am I going to do with these two boxes
4 0 ReplySo THAT'S why they called that the "Taco Bell Comet"...
3 0 ReplyImma need a helluva lot of duct tape, zippy ties, and superglue
3 0 ReplyNothing a little duct tape can't fix
3 0 ReplyBasically this. https://youtu.be/y4GJle80fVs?si=cs-TCToaaCyLwzIY
3 0 Reply3 0 ReplyDamn now i have to get a slow death instead of an instantaneous one
3 0 Reply"Fucking Empire!"
4 1 ReplyI guess I don't have to worry if I turned my oven off anymore ...
3 0 Reply3 0 ReplyWell, that's going to leave a mark.
4 1 ReplyFinally!
3 0 ReplyFucking finally, now I can rest in peace.
3 0 ReplyFucking FINALLY!
3 0 ReplySucks for that planet. Now where is flat earth again?
3 0 ReplyOh no... Anyway
3 1 ReplyProbably something along the lines of
I know you would make me happy
Girl I found my way out
I found it at last now I'm sober
I know it would make it concrete
Now you're cryin'
Whouhouwhou
How sweet a soundLet's go!
3 1 ReplyLmao rip. GG no re, fr fr
2 0 Reply"Uhm" probably
2 0 Reply2 0 ReplyIn this week's episode of The Slow Mo Guys...
3 1 ReplyThanks for the fish.
2 0 Replydeath sentence
2 0 ReplyWell, so much for that.
2 1 Replyoop i fard and shid pant teehee
3 2 ReplyThere was once a man from nantucket
1 0 ReplyThere goes my post-mission holidays.
1 0 ReplyWelp, there goes the Superbowl.
2 1 ReplySo it was a one way trip? Always has been.
1 0 ReplyFuck me Rhonda.
1 0 ReplySpaceballs? Oh shit. Well, there goes the planet.
1 0 ReplyHold, the value of bitcoin will surely recover, let's not worry
3 2 ReplyWhat am I doing in space?
1 0 ReplyHuston, you have a problem!
5 5 ReplyNo way to play poker again
2 5 ReplyBober kurwa!
2 5 Reply"That kinda looks like a fleshlight"
1 5 ReplyEarth and the comet that struck it;
Made a hole so big I could fuck it
1 5 Reply