Funny: Home of the Haha
- www.theonion.com Biden Told He Won Election As Aide Gently Closes His Eyes
WASHINGTON—Kneeling beside him as he softly stirred, an aide reportedly told President Joe Biden on Thursday that he had won the election and then gently closed his eyes. “It’s okay, Mr. President—all is well in the world, thanks to you,” the White House staffer said as she attempted to fold the pr...
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Apple Rankings by a guy who has big feelings about apple varieties.
>🏅 #1 RANKED YELLOW APPLE > >The Opal apple looks like it shit itself. I apologize for being uncouth but there is no more apt observation. Just look at the top of it. The Opal apple looks like a jaundiced, freckled, unwiped anus. In fact, this may be the ugliest apple of the modern era. That being said, if you’re going to be an ass, you might as well be a good ass. And like a good ass, the Opal apple is exceptionally sweet and juicy. In fact, the complex flavor profile featuring hints of banana, coconut, and pear make this Czech-born, oddly-named monstrosity a delight to consume. And while the outside may be stained with a toddler’s accident, in an ironic twist, the interior of the apple does not brown for quite some time. So I say, if you’re looking to spice up your life with something a little different, close your eyes and eat ass. Who am I to judge? > >BONUS POINTS: +2 Taste
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Chevy Chase "PSA" from the 1976 movie Tunnel Vision
Overall not a great movie, but it has some funny moments. The full thing is on YouTube if you're curious, but honestly just watch clips because the full thing is a waste of time. The concept is a TV channel that's totally uncensored, something that was in itself a funny idea in the 70s.
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Woody Harrelson reads a letter about a very grumpy cat
If you don't know this YouTube channel, you should. So many funny letters.
