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shots fired

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This works both for bullets and measles
- Omigod. It really does.
- See? The real joke is in the comments.
- Why exactly are Americans not vaccinating their kids?
  
  Because it’s now become a political identity to not vaccinate your kids. The conservative movement decided this during COVID.
- And freckles lol
The holes are an evolutionary adaptation that allows bullets to pass through harmlessly.
- Life finds a way.
I’m dead 💀
- So are the school kids
  
  Stop, you are killing me!
Where have "when you see it" memes gone?
- Where have all the cowboys gone?
  
  Same place as the flowers.
  
  Shot. Didn't you look at the meme? Duh!
- Hell. Where they should be
Was there another school shooting or something?
- An average of like 10-15 children die every day in US due to being shot. Sure there are more that survive but look like SpongeBob here.
  
  Thats a pretty solid dark joke. Itd also be more realistic and darker if spongebob was black.
  
  Bazinga
  
  That's probably true but not really an answer to the question. Most shot kids are victims of gang violence.
  
  "Children" in that stat includes gang members and suicides. Still bad things, but don't misrepresent what's going on.
Sanctimonious Americans really are holier than thou.
- *holeyer
Yikes!
- I know what you did last summer Steve
  
  Oh no!
  
  A case of mistaken identity! Are you the little old lady from My Cousin Vinny?
- Haha what kind of a name is Stove anyway?
  
  Just my name with a typo and then it stuck
Ironically, Spongerobert would be more resilient to school shootings since sea sponges can reconstitute themselves even after massive damage, such as being forced through a fine mesh screen.
- Cartoon characters are also pretty durable.
Too soon.

Could we do it on a day there is not a shooting?
- Soooo…never?
  
  Sadly.
  
  I really want a day without a school shooting.
- What happened today?
  
  Shooting in Louisiana USA
A sponge that was a solid block of cellulose wouldn't work as a sponge. So I guess that's supposed to be BlockofCelluloseBob Squarepants?
Where oh where is GoodGuyWithGunMan to save us when we need him?

Last I heard, he was shooting at that escaped Pennsylvania inmate - but missed, while the inmate got away with another one of his guns. GoodGuyWithGunMan’s only weakness - more guns.
God dammit
i orniginally though this was a joke related to television
Lets not talk about the multiple per year mass school stabbings that happen in China.
- Can you provide source?
  
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_attacks_in_China 3 this year and last one was a kindergarten.
Non-Americans are photoshopping their pours more often? Ah, geez... Sending thoughts and prayers. That's awful, everyone.

I did good today. I can put it in the Mrs. Butt tonight, now!
- ?
  
  Not sure the intent of the first sentence The last portion I think is sarcasm? Mainly ragging on Christian Americans “thoughts and prayers approach” to gun violence by children teens young adults regular adults…
  
  Hey wait a minute, I smell pattern…
  
  NEXT TIME ON: ARE YOU SMARTER THAN AN AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE!
Ooh, another low-effort America bashing post. Bonus for joking about murdered kids. Slow clap, very impressive.
- As an American, I think it's poignant and clever. Maybe we should fix our shit if we don't like getting called out for it?
  
  I vote Democrat down the line, what other suggestions do you have in mind?
  
  Clever? This is clever? Your standards are very low
  
  It's not clever. It's just stupid.
- Anything to not have to talk about reality, no?
  
  Not sure I follow.
Lame
- Let's see your memes bubba.
  
  I have seen this exact same meme image at least once on here and multiple times on Reddit.
- American school children do have trouble walking after getting shot, that’s true.
- Like Polio victims

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