He was actually the first black astronaut and also invented the light bulb. Give this man his due respect!

All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi

What will be the Windows equivalent to "drink verification can?"

Damn, time flies, feels like it just came out

I always thought Ibanez was the worst for this. "What guitar would sound good on this track? I know - the SEW761CW! Or, if not, maybe a AZS2200F?"

That article is juvenile, but funny af

Thanks for the update man, I was on pins and needles wondering what you were going to do after seeing this story! Update us later on what you'll be eating for lunch!

Thank you, that's good to know

Yeah that's a little weird too. A discerning cannibal would've chosen Potbelly.

Anyone else think the Sake part of the story is really weird too? Like, is that the preferred pairing with human flesh? Who makes that recommendation? A cannibal sommelier?

He's likely going to be carefully managed for the rest of his life

Let's fucking hope

Makes me worried about my resmed CPAP. No weird foam chunks have come out of it, but still...

How is she homeless ? Why doesn’t she have a home in jail after she was caught embezzling hundreds of thousands of dollars?

Purdy.

Dammit, now I'm hungry for cake 😵‍💫

I don't know if "business traveler" is Frontier's main customer, exactly.

Of course. It's not a suit in good faith, it's just another delay tactic.

No, what they're doing is legally acceptable, though obviously a delay tactic. They're suing him in his capacity as a judge, not as an individual.

The constitution should have a clause making this doubly true for governors of Florida, though

Apologies to real burning dumpster fires of dogshit

Thanks, man, no offense taken.