Funny thing is these don't meet ANSI Z89.1 and therefore can't be used in most workplaces
58 1 ReplyIt doesn't have to be safe ... it just has to 'look' safe
24 0 ReplyYeah, some people with clipboards and orange vests came by, and they said it's fine.
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Is it because the strength of the arch is diminished by the crease? Or because it could channel a falling sharp object into rather than away from one's skull?
9 0 ReplyThat was my first thought. The only way this could be somewhat safe is if the hat aesthetic was a flimsy facade and would crumple at the slightest pressure, and underneath the facade was an actual hard hat.
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Industrial grade cocaine salesman in Miami. The bricks are very heavy and dangerous.
40 0 ReplyI hear the cartels are big on OSHA
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31 0 ReplyAdam Savage
26 1 ReplyWhite fedora? It's for when you recall a faulty android.
24 0 Reply#1 douchebag for that particular job site
19 1 ReplySometimes you're at work and have to m'lady someone.
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Yee-haw'n
18 0 ReplyThat’s going on my next resume
4 0 Reply[Walking away, kicking rocks]
"I yee'd when I shoulda haw'd"
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Texan oil pumping
15 0 ReplySuper Bowl Commercial.
11 0 ReplyTory Bruno, CEO of ULA wears a cowboy hard hat. Clearly this is how you become rich.
11 0 ReplyI'll take 10, then.
5 0 ReplyUnfortunately these buffs don't stack. And the effect only works when constructing large enough engineering feats where people have to look straight up to see the whole thing.
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Yee-har'd hat.
10 0 ReplyI read it as "Ye harde hat."
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To be a smooth criminal
10 0 ReplyAnnie, are you okay?
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I don't need the job. I need the hat.
9 0 ReplyIf you wear it, they will come.
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Anyone sparing no expense to open a lab-created dinosaur park?
7 0 ReplyPlot twist: He spared much expense.
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Dude... ANY job.
7 0 ReplyThis did not go over well when I delivered my last eulogy, just FYI.
1 0 ReplyIf they got pissed off enough, I bet you were glad you had it.
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Professional Bull-rider?
7 0 ReplyPaintball cosplay.
7 0 ReplyThe man from Delmonte says this building has to go
6 0 ReplyYes.
5 0 ReplyAny place with screws loose or loose nuts.
5 0 Replya one man village people band
5 0 ReplyConstruction cowboy
5 0 Replyaustralian
5 0 ReplyDoing inventory at your bootleg bourbon warehouse. Safety wingtips sold separately.
5 0 ReplyThe foreman, of course
4 0 ReplyCrane operator.
They never get dirty.
4 0 ReplyPerfect for horse riding and cattle driving.
3 0 ReplyHonestly, now that you mention it, I 100% unironically want to see this worn in an equestrian show.
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That's a job site toilet. Put it down, that's gross..!
2 0 Reply"...You wouldn't go to the toilet in it...and then steal it again!"
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