The US government is the most willing Charlie Brown to ever not kick a football
Abandon these monuments to trauma. They are antiquities of the past, serving only to siphon money and emotional energy from the vulnerable.
The rational response is to shatter the femurs of all the teachers who were present and then deny them care for 2 hours. Otherwise how will they learn?
Y'all mfs need to exercise and eat better quality food. Sleep. You shouldn't feel like you're on death's door at 30. Or 40. lol
Viggo Mortensen was 41 when he was cast for LOTR.
Say what you will, but the genie never misses ab day.
Private jets are a whole other thing. It's the small planes that still burn leaded gas.
From Google: Most aircraft that use leaded fuel are piston-engine aircraft, which are typically small planes that carry 2-10 passengers. They were designed 80 years ago and need leaded fuel to run reliably.
Still used in aviation. Small planes are spewing more lead than a Thompson.
Florida's about to become Ceaușescu's Romania.
Sad for the children, but the adults should throw themselves off a pier.
http://amp.theguardian.com/news/2014/dec/10/-sp-ceausescus-children?espv=1
I would prefer the USPS bring back basic banking at their branches.
If they're going to add anything, add Internet as a Service, since it's an essential utility for modern living.
But I always drink plenty of...malk?
*now with vitamin R
Jesus would call his Dad for some Old Testament action
With a Buick
"That's just three jockeys in a trenchcoat!"
All the more hilarious that Kamala sent Hillary to campaign for her in Florida (and Bill to Michigan) just weeks before the election. Fucking pathetic state of affairs.