Can confirm, currently wearing a #4 beanie and I am looking for work.
#4, also influencer.
So the Jews are running the world after all!
The villain we need
Is a ski mask just a beanie that covers your entire head? If so, I guess this still makes sense:
Bank robber lolReal bank robbers are behind the desk.
The banks' robbers
No, they are people robbers, similar but different.
You forgot the most important, smallest, highest ranking beanie, the yarmulke!
That's pretty good hahaha
What about the propeller? Does it mean anything?
False. I wear no beanie at all and am not yet emperor.
Then you should probably put your beanie back on before the guards see you...
Ah yes this stupid ass post that thinks baristas are making more than construction workers and forklift drivers…
Not to mention drug dealers, which can vary a lot
Forklift operators yes, construction workers also yes depending on the region. In many areas of the US the majority of construction workers are undocumented workers and thus kept at or below minimum wage. Forklift operators really don't make a lot of money. Like more than general warehouse labor but even in decent states that tends to be pretty low on the spectrum.
Fun fact: rock climbers wear beanies to prevent them from falling.
Why would I wear a beanie and have cold ears?!
Because you are going bald lmao
Woah hey why do you have to bring up the fact that Tim Pool is going bald?
My hairline is receding faster than the Russians, but my ears are what I'm what I'm worried about.
I guess to assert your dominance
as someone with an unreasonably large head, the gamer beanie still too small
Right? Fuck all these small headed people that look good with beanies. I just want my ears to stay warm!
For real though get a Carhartt. They make high quality shit for workers. I got a new one for Christmas and I can't imagine a head too big to fit, I gotta roll it up.
Oh snap, guess I am kitchen staff o7
I wear the bottom right beanie, but my career is of the top left. Have I broken the rules? Nobody informed me of beanie etiquette.
I don't wear a beanie, that explains why I keep failing upwards.
Yea, I don't know anyone, anywhere I've ever worked that wore a beanie.
Except when I did construction, or mechanic, or maintenance... You know, where we were outside in the cold.
Construction workers do not sacrifice their bodies to be paid less than a barista
The first style could also be a seaman on a merchant mariner vessel.
Make it even smaller and you can become Rocky Balboa's trainer.
To some extent it's just a representation of people who wear a beanie for functionality vs looks.
Where does one get a tiny beanie? Not because I'm a software engineer, but because it looks hilarious
I wear a teeny weeny beany when I eat a tangeriney
flawlessly eating pomegranitites also good at suckin titties
Why is this so accurate??
This feels like an antisemitic dog whistle...
Haha I see what you're referring to but what would be different in the meme in the case that it wasn't a dog whistle? I feel like the extrapolation is purely in your head
