Trump Suggested Canada Could Become 51st State to Justin Trudeau: Report - Newsweek
Trump Suggested Canada Could Become 51st State to Justin Trudeau: Report - Newsweek
Trudeau flew to Florida last week to discuss Trump's threat to impose a 25 percent tariff on imports from Canada.
What an absolute knob.
"How would you like a world class military and worse everything else?"
Quite the pitch.
For what it's worth, given Canada's past elections, they would likely tip the scales of the electoral college to consistent blue.
That was my thought, if Canada came in as the territories are currently divided it wouldn't be good for conservatives in either the house or the Senate.
Ya If Canada was granted multiple states. Otherwise we would be the northern Puerto Rico with no votes
A better idea
Nah we keep Alaska too.
And probably lose Alberta for a few years. It would be like brexit- let us back in please
Updated for 2024/5:
Jesusland includes Wisconsin, Pennslyvania, Michigan, and Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba.
Illinois, New Mexico and Colorado go to USC, but they're basically in a Lesotho situation.
I'll never surrender a single decent person to the god-botherers and rapists.
Yes please
Tbh Jesusland would also probably try to invade and annex large parts of Mexico for some (completely unnecessary) lebensraum
Give Canada statehood, buy Greenland, colonize Mars, and do all of these things under the leadership of a bunch of television personalities, the budgetary guidance of a guy who overpaid for Twitter by at least 25 billion and immediately devalued it, and the control of a geriatric, senial moron President. And the dude hasn't even gotten back in office yet. The Onion doesn't even stand a chance for the next 4 years.
Twitter wasn't bought for its economic value but as a propaganda machine and it turned out it was very effective.
Let's not pretend the that was his original intention or that any real forethought was put into it at all. It certainly worked out that way, but that doesn't discount the extreme stupidity, bravado and ineptitude that went into the Twitter purchase. It became a useful propaganda machine because of Elon, but that is different than crediting him for doing so intentionally.
Hey, Donnie, how about granting DC, who actually want it, statehood first? (We all know why not, they vote the wrong way.)
granting DC statehood would also mean they’d have to change all the license plates. and that’s going to be such a hassle. would it even be worth it? we’d have to think of a new slogan, and it most likely wouldn’t be nearly as witty as the old one. not to mention having to go out and change every single one on every car
I tell you what, we'll trade you Alberta and Saskatchewan, the BEEF, OIL, AND GAS POWERHOUSES OF CANADA for your libcucked latte sipping west coast states California, Oregon, and Washington.
That's three of our best states. California is one of our biggest economies, has most of our tech sector (Washington being another one) and has a good use of solar energy. Oregon is beautiful.
You can just have Texas and Florida. No trade required.
Can't we just form a new country with British Columbia? The four of us are basically the same cultural region.
Shame we don't have the housing to support mass immigration from blue states.
Our governors are working hard to wall us off from the fascism.
All of it? One state? Strange suggestion.
But I've been saying that the reason Donnie wanted to buy Greenland was so that Putin could connect Russia to the United States and isolate Canada, at which point, Putin would basically control >75% of land and the entire Arctic ocean.
There's a mockumentary about Germany becoming one single canton of Switzerland. Life really does imitate art.
It's called Der grosse Kanton, if anyone's interested.
He’s not even in office yet? Is this even legal?
It's absolutely not. See: Logan act.
Quebec isnt going to be happy
Well considering quite a number 500 000 of French Canadians left for the US, I don't believe it would be an issue... There are still a lot of French Canadians American in the US....
Are we in the Fallout timeline? Gonna annex Canada, and then lose Alaska to China right before the nukes get dropped.
Americans didn't pick up on the subtlety of the response.
Trump won't.
If you noticed, you'd learn a little about the dynamic between the Hair Guy and Orange Moron.
It'd got all the hallmarks of special ed. And of the two, one of them worked in education and can spell the word.
Better slave owners than trump have tried.
I have no objection to this so long as Quebec is annexed to France and Trump's wall is build to contain it.
At this rate, that means everyone gets new fascist overlords.
