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People Are Trolling Trump With The Famous 'Doctors' They Think He'll Pick As Surgeon General

www.comicsands.com People Are Trolling Trump With The Famous 'Doctors' They Think He'll Pick As Surgeon General

We'd hardly be surprised.

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It’s gonna be dr oz. Edit: FUCK.
- I hate that this is a valid prediction.
  
  The only doctor he knows better is Dr. Pepper.
- In that case I’m gonna blame Oprah Winfrey for that one.
  
  I already do
- Who was that demon-sperm doctor? Close runner-up.
  
  Stella Immanuel, the doctor down the road from me. It's a good pick because she's insane, she's a woman, she's a person of color, and she's an immigrant. So she'll be a multiple token to "prove" how he's not against any of those people.
- It’s gonna be dr oz.
  
  You called it.
  
  Not the same position. But close.
- If he could spell it, it'd probably be Dr Frankenstein
- You were close!
  
  Close, as in really super close...? One might even say, accurate?
- Nah Dr. Drew is far more friendly with his ilk.
  
  But Dr Drew is a reasonably competent doctor.
  
  More importantly, would he be an obedient servant of the king, and follow his bidding (and delusions) without question? Because that's the only thing that really matters here.
- FUUCK. You are almost certainly correct.
How is Trump being trolled by this?
- He’s not. But several years ago the media latched onto a well established term from “internet culture” without understanding (or perhaps caring) what it was actually describing, and decided that it meant ridiculing something on social media. It’s an example of a subculture’s slang getting thoroughly corrupted through mainstream exposure until it no longer means what it once did.
  
  This headline is basically “Have you seen this meme?” and nothing more.
  
  Its then shared on the same websites as memes get posted.
  
  Such enlightened age of information we live in.
If they are "trolling" on Xitter, they are just trolling themselves, in the end. It helps out Elon and he's in the tank for donvict.
Dr. Hannibal Lecter, obvs.
- He thinks he's a real guy. I wonder what Anthony Hopkins would say?
Please don't. Fascists dont understand satire. They're going to do exactly what you say
Is Kevorkian on the list?
- Kevorkian, besides being dead, acted out of a sense of morality. Nothing could be further than Trump's intention.
  
  So that puts him a few spots below Mengele on the list of candidates.
- Hi Doctor Nick!
I keep waiting for Taylor-Greene to be appointed Secretary of the hurricane machine.
- afaik, noaa and nasa are still up for bidding.
If Dr Spaceman was real, you know he'd be in the running. That or he'd be the guy in the WH giving out pills like he's the candy shop guy from Willy Wonka.
I just want him to appoint El Chapo as head of the DEA
- I am appointing THE LATE GREAT El Chapo, good guy, best guy, never met him, I hear great things, AS HEAD OF a little thing I like to call....deeah, or Dee Ee......Ay....like the word idea, without the I....there is NO I in IDEA, my father used to say....
I met a professor of engineering named Dr Doom once, I think he’d make a fitting surgeon general for trump. Unqualified and ominous
Dr. No
When he inevitably fires the pick, it’ll be “Czary, Not Czary”
Shit journalism.

Look I absolutely despise trump but I'm ready to block this instance because of the incessant rage bait

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