It's gotta be Richard of course.
Richard McDickface
Harsh, but fair
This is the only correct answer.
Hehe, or maybe Dick
How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose
That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.
It is the solid choice, though.
lord 😂
Nobody nose, nobody nose...
Little Richard
Sir Richard Johnson
He's not been knighted - yet...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Johnson_(racing_driver)
Dick Johnson is perfect chiefs kiss 👌
Isn't that a bit long? You could shorten it as-
Dicknose McBallcheeks
It's ok if this format goes away
Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
Huh TIL! That's an awesome name. I hope I can use that one day, all of our pets are Greek named.
What about Penix?
Richard
Dickhead?
You mean, Richard Cranium.
Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.
Yea!
Captain Winky
Count Dickula
Dingaling
Drumstick
Fiddlestick
Frankfurter
Fuzz Baton
Gherkin
Hermes
Javelin
Jimmy Joystick
Kielbasa
Knobbins
Lieutenant Dangle
Lollipop
Moby Dick
Mr. McFlutey
Oboe
Peepers
Pickles
Pinky
Pistol Pete
Popsicle
Rodney
Schniedel
Screwdriver
Shillelagh
Slim Jim
Spigot
Stiffie
Swizzlestick
Tadger
Teeny Zucchini
Tooly
Twigberry
Uncle Reamus
Unicorn
Wangdoodle
Wibbles
Willie
Woody
Schlong
Assmouthdeus
Bellenda
Cock'n'balla
Dick Facey
Fuckface
Phallicus
I was originally thinking Phallus, myself. But Phallicus is much better!
Fiddlestick is genius. If my neighbor came out her front door and called "Fiddlestick!" and that cat came trotting out of the bushes, I would fall over and die.
Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know
Ha, I have a friend called Rani
Moby
Richard Johnson
Rod
Rod loves you
I certainly hope not
Why does everyone want Richard?
Everyone loves Dick
Little finger.
As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.
Dickens
Donger
Donger is my middle name
I.C. Weiner
Oh, crud!
Heres to another lousy cat name.
Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.
If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.
Johnny Sack.
Furballz.
Cheney
Clever...
Shaft! You damn right.
Fuck Nose.
First visit to the vet plays out like an Abbot and Costello sketch!
“What’s wrong with your cat?”
“Fuck nose”
“Well then why the hell did you bring in the cat?”
“Fuck nose?”
Priapuss
Straight to the top of the thread for you.
Richard Head
Nee Solomon?
Fur balls
Don Glover
Dr. Phal
I'd call him dickhead
The most accurate name lol
Facciotina di Cazzo
Dick Dastardly
Dicky McDickface
Steve.
Penis
It's Cock Nose
Dickface
Please use their full name Dickie MacDickface.
Satyr
Peter
Is that long john johnson?
naughtius phallus
Cody, the death dealer
Gonzo
Pussy Cat
Photoshop - it would be a great name for this cat
Phalix
Little Ricky
That was my dog's name. Named after the character from I love Lucy, though.
Biffle
Edgar Allan Poe.
Not the name of his cat, the name of him.
Dickfacé
Yes. And You can say, it's not Dickface, it's Dickfacé, damn it!
Shit head
Y?
From the movie the jerk. It’s his dogs name
Willy or Dickie
Lil' PP
Nightwing
Bramblepelt
Dong face
New Shepard (of Blue Origin that dick shaped space flight in which Jeff Bezos took off for his first mission)
Schnozz Goblin
Pepe le peen
Rocket Man
Phallic Freddie
Mr. Bojangles
Skibidick
Currington
Richard CraniumEdit: someone beat me to it 😆
“Boniface” yknow like some pope
I wonder if that cat notices all the laughter
Chubby
Cokan Ballsy
Ishmael
Dickon Tarly
Wingnut
Cockface
You are what you eat
A furry representation of a cockNballs?
Dick whitington
Justice.
Tyrone T-Bone
Howard
Penisface, "baby" or something when it won't do to shout that.
a cat ofc
Dr. Dickens
George
Hot dog
What’s on that table in front of him?
how did nobody say Penis Man
