It being 90% parking lot is the cherry on top
This is what the average American drives for their two hour commute.
Don't worry, next year's model will be twice the size, half the efficiency, and only 3x more expensive than last year's!
Needs more child killing devices
2 hours? You're funny, this is what they drive to go to the McDonald's 2 blocks away
Source: I am 'Murican
With those babies on the road, 2 hours are for waiting in perpetual traffic-jams.
Not pictured: the aircraft that can transport this to any conflict zone in the world on short notice, to demonstrate dominance.
You just have to zoom out to see this is all on an aircraft carrier.
And the caterpillar road making machine that has to chop down the trees, burn them up, till, compress, mix ash with tar and gravel and level the road as it paves the way. The animals found obviously get turned into delicious burgers. Or so I've been would been told if and when that becomes a real thing one day soon.
My American mind can't even comprehend it. It's like a fuckin' cruise ship, but on a truck.
Sounds a lot like you're comprehending it already
And there's a full sized passenger airplane just hanging off the side
Cruise truck!
I, as an American, never thought I'd see something that trumps my truck-boat-truck.
Brings a tear to my eye.
The flags are pointing the wrong way. I'm having a hard time comprehending this, must be European.
It’s AI gen
Yep
I've you've ever driven in 50 knot winds it makes sense
I really want to know the AI prompt used to make this :p
🤣
Just put it on a train instead and they'll be fine with it
Nazi Germany actually considered a 3 or 4 m gauge railway (this is the distance between the tracks; the train would be about double that). In comparison, the broadest tracks actually in use are 1.676 m wide. The plan was cancelled following WW2.
This is a perfect illustration of how a dystopia can still be fucking rad
This would crack open any asphalt instantly.
Implying there's enough solid, well maintained asphalt anywhere to crack.
My mind doesn't need to comprehend it when I am this rock hard.
The airplane is the chef's kiss, haha.
It's a Texas thing. You wouldn't understand.
Am European, can confirm. Well, my mind CAN comprehend this monstrosity, but it REALLY doesn't want to, so I'm not gonna force it 🤷
I like the airport tower.
What is this, a car carrier for ants?
I'm struggling to comprehend it
Every day we get closer to Mortal Engines
I'm also really impressed with that tailwind.
Don't give them any ideas
Obviously fake. There aren't any fast food restaurants.
I still too socialist. better make the cars have to drive around in pointless circles
Not pictured is the NASCAR track on the fifth level.
Pointless circles, solved!
Europeans: We designed this to be deployed during disasters and states of emergencies to keep capitalism going
Needs on and off ramps for embarking and disembarking on the go.
Is the Phineas and Ferb's no-stop truck stop?
Perfect for driving across the US!!
He who controls the beaver nuggets controls the world.
SERIOUSLY NOBODY PULLED OUT THE RAT YET???
Isn't there a movie about this exact concept?
I'm sure the Germans would go for this.
I think Heinlein wrote a short story based on this concept
There’s also a Phineas and Ferb episode about a thing like this!
god bless the usa
To be considered a authentic american nonsense thing, it must be fried and stuffed with a lot of cheddar
Looks like something out of a Dahir Insaat video.
If Mortal Engines was set in northamerica
I know! The things they did in Soviet were insane.
https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/structure-relocation-romania-1987/
