Polite sex is when you shake hands before and after.
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19 0 ReplyThat can't be it. I never had a son (that i know of).
Oh no, I should make some calls.
10 0 ReplySo, just the normal way?
8 0 ReplyI guess that's why Hank Hill had Bobby and not a daughter
7 0 ReplyAnd yet, somehow, that boy ain't right.
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"I wish you the best of luck!"
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I would hope that this is a very well-done satire, but religion rots people's brains, so... I can't be that sure.
58 2 ReplyThat's because you paid for butt sex and now your
soulSpirit will disintegrate7 0 ReplyJokes on you, bucko, rats are cute and round and snuggly and soft and cute and don't have a daily stress from the exam season 😭
I'd rather be a rat rn honestly
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✨michael jackson✨
45 0 ReplyPoor entertain homo dog
39 0 ReplyNew band name! Callled it.
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yee yee
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Entertainer + homo people -> Entertain dog * Michael Jackson *
I mean, I wasnt gay before, but that seems like a pretty sweet deal.
43 1 ReplyIs this like some weird evangelical Buddhist bullshit? Like, any sex that's enjoyable results in being reincarnated as a dog, or insect?
35 0 Replyisnt the punishment of reincarnation as animals a hindu thing?
8 0 ReplyNo, that's a core belief of Buddhism. You move up or down as you achieve--or lose--enlightenment, and once you've extinguished all desire, you achieve enlightenment and nirvana. Hindu might also have beliefs in reincarnation, but IDK.
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Tag yourself I’m Entertain Dog (homo dog).
26 0 ReplyI'm ABORTION
7 0 ReplyI'm Make You Blind
5 0 ReplyI’m Michael Jackson
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Instructions unclear; became Entertain Dog.
26 0 ReplyMichael Jackson? Is that you?
10 0 Reply(homo dog)
6 1 ReplyOh no! He is going to chase after balls, and lick people's faces!
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They should improve the quality of food in sewers so that those who bought sex and thus reincarnated as rats and cockroaches can get a second chance in their next lives
23 0 ReplyIs this a warning or a manual?
1: weird manual
2: ?????
3:
23 0 ReplyOrgies, veganism and 8 hours of sleep. Noted.
22 0 ReplyIs this like the Thai version of Dr Bronner's or the Time Cube?
15 0 ReplyYou're spot on, total Dr Bronner-syphilis-riddled-scrawlings-vibes here...
(Jokes aside, I like Dr Bronner soap - apparently they run a decent company too)
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I… have sooo many questions…
14 0 ReplyLmao, this is high quality shit posting
12 0 ReplyThis just shows you how many hoops people are willing to jump through to justify their bigotry.
10 0 ReplySounds like my kinda party.
9 0 ReplyWhich religion is this
8 0 ReplyIt's from Thailand so likely Buddhism.
11 0 ReplyThailand? Totally effective poster!
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There's so much to unpack here, impressive.
8 0 ReplyThis would be better in the form of a song titled "more sex more problem" set to tune of MO money MO problems.
7 0 ReplyWhat kind of sex do I need to have to become a rich dog?
7 0 ReplyThe expensive kind
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Wow
6 0 ReplyAhh, it would be good to be a horny sperm again.
6 0 ReplyMore problem, REINCARNATION
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