Like the musical’s title character, the story of Boebert’s act of vaping and groping in public just won’t die.
It already didn’t look great for Lauren Boebert when she got kicked out of a Denver theater for being disruptive during a performance of the Beetlejuice musical — or when video emerged of the voluble Republican congresswoman being escorted out of the theater. But that was hardly the end of this saga. A second video showed Boebert vaping in front of a pregnant woman, who claimed that the lawmaker refused to stop doing so when asked. The story really went nuclear when a third surveillance video leaked, showing that Boebert and her date were getting awfully comfortable with each other during the show.
Unfortunately for Boebert’s campaign to rebrand as a normal lawmaker, more juicy details keep coming out. Boebert — who has condemned drag shows in the past — was co-groping at Beetlejuice with an Aspen bar owner whose establishment hosts drag shows and participates in an event called Aspen Gay Ski Week. “I learned to check party affiliations before you go on a date,” Boebert told TMZ, although the pair have been reportedly seeing each other for months now.
In an interview with OAN, Boebert, who has been arrested four times, said that she is “very known for having an animated personality.” But the private incident in public is having a big impact on her professional life, distracting from her effort to impeach President Biden. Days after the incident, she was removed from the list of speakers for the Texas Youth Summit later this month.
At least she has her defenders. In a long Facebook post published Monday, Boebert’s ex-husband, Jayson, said he shared the blame for the incident, claiming that his acts of cheating “broke her down.” While it’s odd to have your recent ex-husband come to your defense for getting handsy in public, Jayson Boebert is something of an expert in this realm, having once been arrested for exposing himself to a teenager at a bowling alley.
Whipped. He whipped his dick out. Wiping ones dick out in a bowling alley conjures incredibly unfortunate mind-images. Like Kingpin except Woody gets murdered and then it's just Amish Cousin Eddie evading taxes and cursing the United States from Canada for the next 80 minutes.
“I learned to check party affiliations before you go on a date,” Boebert told TMZ
Doesn't this entirely invalidate the claims of people like Boebert that woke-ism ruins people's personalities and thought processes? Shouldn't she be able to see that this guy was a degenerate trans groomer or whatever without needing to know his "political affiliation"?
If not, perhaps the negative side effects of people-with-different-opinions is not actually a fatal condition, after all.
Fellow freaks found each other and now she decides that her shiat doesn’t stink. Hope she stocks up on ‘c’ batteries cuz that the closest she’s gonna get to getting her ditch itched
showing that Boebert and her date were getting awfully comfortable with each other during the show.
The fuck is with all these news articles and just glazing over the most egregious acts?
She wasnt getting "awfully comfortable" she was fuckin jerking the dude off and getting her tits pulled out and fondled in a public space where children were present.
Stop sugar coating it. She should be put in a jail cell or out on bond right now. Countless grown adults have been permanently marked as a sexual predator for life for much less than that.
Why the fuck is she not out on bond right now, or in a cell? It was caught live on camera???
I'd like to see her face charges. If you or I did something like this, we would be registered sex offenders. You'd think the party of "law and order" would be calling for her to step down and face the music...
Rather than calling out their hypocrisy I like to just call them out for what they actually believe. When they say "law and order" it is a dogwhistle. And they don't believe in egalitarianism when it comes to the law or anything else. Rules for me and not for thee because they believe they exist higher up in a socioeconomic "hierarchy". So they don't deserve to go to jail for public display of sex but the "others" they perceived as below them deserve to go to jail for performing a drag show.
I like to just call them out for what they actually believe.
They don't. Republicans and right-wingers in the US don't actually believe in anything. The only thing they believe in is power. They will say and do anything to obtain and retain it.
While it's odd to have your recent ex-husband come to your defense for getting handsy in public, Jayson Boebert is something of an expert in this realm, having once been arrested for exposing himself to a teenager at a bowling alley.
I'm not sure if it was the bowling alley incident, but he exposed himself to Lauren and some of her friends when they were underage. Who sees an older man flash them and says "that's the guy I'm going to marry?" (Well, apparently, Lauren Boebert.)
On one hand I find the American prudishness extremely ridiculous and amusing.
On the other hand I get the outrage. - Not because of tiddies but because of the blatantly obvious hypocracy.
Oh shit here we go^^ I'd agree if they actually had sex - that would actually be inappropriate. But what we saw was some light fondling - in a dark theater.
You see, children dont automatically oversexualize everything they see or hear like many adults do. I remember running in on my mom and dad when i was a kid - they were horribly ashamed but I didnt give a shit - because I had no context and therefore it couldn't have disturbed me in the slightest.
But boy oh boy these things seem different in the 'states :-D Just pure hypocracy and prudishness on all fronts. Not that I mind that much - I dont have to live there.
Remember, Paul Reubens(RIP) was arrested for getting his junk out at an adult theater. This trailer park queen had her tits outwas getting felt up and was diddling her boyfriend in front ofaround kids in a well lit theatre! There's even video of them! She needs to be charged and put on a list!
Edit: Better? Can we all at least agree that she's a trashy piece of shit?
The law states it's still indecent exposure. And breasts are sexual in both sexes when used for sex. Nipple play is popular with both sexes. And regardless, sexual conduct is still sexual conduct.
Human breasts aren't sexual?
Breast development is literally a sign of sexual maturity in women! Both men and women experience pleasure when they're touched. They are literally sexual in nature!
And yeah, I see a woman outright fondling a dude's chest, just full on cupping and nipple play in public? Yeah, I'm gonna be uncomfortable and probably complain to someone. Not really a double standard there on my end, sorry. Inappropriate is inappropriate.
Wait. Is this that "exposing kids to sexual content" that the right is always screaming about while pointing at books which have the slightest LGBTQ references? Could they be projecting?!!!
I want her to rail against people for exposing minors to sexual content just so that someone can rub her stupid face in what she did. I would love to have the honor to, but my chances of ever being in her vicinity ever are zilch.
Miss holier-than-thou was sexually groping, and being groped in a public theater, and really enjoying herself. So yeah, that's going to stick with you when you're a public figure. LOL
She only won her seat by like 500 votes, so if any of those republican voters have ANY standards whatsoever, it will be the end of her career. But I'm not holding my breath.
It will, but it won't change a single mind. That's why she's there, to make scandal after scandal in order to take over the news cycle. She's just doing her job just like Margarie T.G. did, and just like she replaced MTG once she's not useful as a distraction a new crazy lady will pop up to take her place.
Putting Bobo aside, can you imagine what an incredible douche canoe of a club owner this guy must be? I'm imagining his employees having to deal with the type of narcissist that gets excited about going out with a trashy congressperson.
Ironically, this one bar is probably one among many bars he owns, and for him, the event programing is just a way to get bodies into the door, rather than any sort of moral ally-ship.
dude could still totally be a bigot. just one that puts money over bigotry. Not sure if that makes him an even bigger ass or not.
Once upon a time, and decorum, politicians actually showed some dignity and resigned over this sort of thing. Anybody remember Al Franken and air honking hands? There is no self respect among the Republicans. What a double standard. What a bunch of hypocrites.
Especially the last part. They go around pointing fingers, but it doesn't faze them when it's their own in the hot seat. They'll just band together, no matter how deep in shit or depraved they are.
The trick is that they don't care if you call them hypocrites. Those packets just get dropped at the router. It's like calling them "xorflax" or something... the words have no meaning to them.
Meh, this whole thing will probably help her. The ultra-religious won't vote for a "fetus killing, groomer Dem" no matter what. They'll make excuses for not considering her a groomer while calling drag queens groomers for doing nothing sexual around children. And she'll probably gain votes from the "Hell Yeah, YeeHaw" crowd.
It's amazing that THIS is the takeaway that Boebert has from the incident. Was the problem that she was vaping by a pregnant woman in a venue where vaping wasn't allowed and refused to stop? Was it that she and her date were groping each other in public? Was it that she pulled the "Do you know who I am" card?
No. It must be her date's party affiliation that's to blame!
Insert Principal Skinner Meme Here
Fit the Party of Personal Responsibility, Republicans sure love finding ways to blame other people.
It must be her date’s party affiliation that’s to blame!
Apparently some of the right-wing hyperbrains have decided that this was an eVuL dEmOcRaT pLoT to tarnish her. Because nothing says "party of personal responsibility" like saying it's the other side's fault when you massively fuck up in public.
That's because the people want more. We don't want the grainy boob grope and crotch stroke video. We want the representative on her knees (where she's her strongest, I hear), taking all 6 hard inches of democrat cock right down her hypocritical throat while vape clouds billow from her nose like some sort of dragon-slut.
That made me feel so dirty. Like the men that hate black women but love fetish videos of them etc. Sorry the dehumanizing sexual punishment fantasy of a horrible shitty politician is still gross to me. Because ultimately it's like humiliation and control and the fact that it's a woman they are "allowed" to hate really is the point. Kind of how AoC has been treated and Greta Thunberg (ok worse cuz a lot of it was when she was a minor)
Anyway sorry i don't mean this so much at you directly. Specifically just this sort of common acceptable thing that I think is still shitty but for some reason doesn't get the same criticism, maybe since it's less common on liberal side of things.
I agree, the whole thing was weirdly rapey and gross. She did a gross thing but the fact this person decided the socially acceptable thing to do in response to this was write some weird 1 paragraph rapefix fantasy... and then got a bunch of upvotes for it, is definitely big "ick" vibes.
Imagine being in the security room watching these two go all hands on each other’s naughty bits. Now imagine hearing the opening music for the Movie in the background….. yeesh
So there were actors up on stage, ushers, lighting and sound techs, spotlight operators, and a stage manager up in the booth. That's a lot of people who will watch both the show and the audience.
Then you have all the backstage people who would instantly be gossiping about this shit, because sidebar conversations happen on headset all the time as long as it doesn't interrupt the flow of the show.
"Do you know who I am?!"
"Yes, yes we do, and you're going to get put up on youtube." - everyone in the background while the security guy/ushers try to keep it "discrete"
Come on, everyone. Its just BoBo bein' BoBo.
Laugh, enjoy the farsical, fantastical peep show, BoBo In TrumpLand.
And remember, Grope for BoBo in the next erection!
Poor Karen Boebert. She gets caught in film for being a full-assed hypocrite that only cares about herself and now she can't take being called out for it.