I was shocked at first but then i was like "yeah, sounds right" and then i looked up the word count of this collection of stories and...620,000 words across over 2000 pages.
Battle saddles - basically a saddle with mouth trigger to which you mount whatever weapon you need and auto reload on kick. Or telekinesis, if unicorn.
I was big into the show. By the time I got the book I had already read it a couple times online and knew it would be a worthwhile purchase, even if silly. Been almost 10 years but it's not a purchase I regret.
One time a colleague and I found that book just chilling under an unused desk at work. We had never heard of it, so we were pretty confused. đ Still kinda am, honestly.
God I remember reading about the adventures of Security for years after I stopped watching MLP. Fallout: Equestria was a wild place with two mammoth works written in the space.