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Early_To_Risa 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
Posts 618
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Anon goes on a date

57

Anon lives in Japan

27

Anon's parents are fighting

22

Anon is an ally

43

Anon tries to flirt?

12

Anon's wife is giving birth

8

Anon is ready to propose

17

Anon is a truck driver

16

Anon watches game of thrones

67

Anon notices a trope

63

Anon has a dream

33

Anon appears in a viral tiktok

11

Anon makes up a word

101

Anon freezes time

102

Anon makes popcorn

35

Anon has a German girlfriend

23

Anon diagnoses a patient

5

Anon gives back

49
Anon prepares for a flood
  • The censoring wasn't me.

  • TolkAnon talks about Shelob

    44

    Anon gets an ultimatum

    63
    Anon prepares for a flood
  • Anon is a biblical scholar

  • Anon has an itch
  • I hoped someone would get that.

  • Anon gets calls from scammers
  • It seems like some people who aren't familiar with greentexts don't quite get the point of the community. You read the ramblings of Anon like you would watch animals at the zoo, which is different than endorsing everything Anon says.

    And you shouldn't. Anon is usually deranged.

    Some bad words and unhealthy opinions are bound to make an appearance. In that case, you're supposed to be dumbfounded at how Anon thinks/acts, shake your head, and maybe get a guilty chuckle out of it. Like the sidebar says, if you're getting angry while reading these, you're probably doing it wrong.

  • Anon gets calls from scammers
  • It's why there's a big warning on the sidebar that says "Beware: sometimes Anon says bad words or things that are unhealthy. We're here to laugh at Anon, not agree or get angry."

  • Anon plays GTA: Dubai
  • Turns out this greentext was 3 years before they made it legal for women to drive in 2018

  • Anon has nerdy hobbies
  • You should shoot your shot

  • Anon finds his people
  • It was like this when I found it

  • Anon uses reddit
  • agreed, upvoted

  • Electric Cars
  • Wtf is he even saying

  • Anon is a magician
  • It eventually works every time.

  • Anon reads Plato
  • Well shit, I missed that.

  • Anon lives differently than his peers
  • They're saying "cutie pie" not her age

  • Anon meets a girl at uni
  • In case you like videos better

  • Anon is chased by lions
  • I'm going to edit the post title to match this.

  • Anon goes hiking
  • The crazy ones I've posted get downvoted to hell. People seem to equate laughing at Anon with supporting whatever craziness Anon has written.