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Early_To_Risa 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works
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Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

Anon reviews a game on steam
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Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

Anon loves sunny days
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Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

Anon is sick
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Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

Anon is unpopular in high school
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4chan @lemmy.world 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

Beans
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Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

Anon chooses to live in the moment
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Anon misses his German Sheppy

  • Greentexts giveth and taketh away

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    Anon tries to take care of his little bro
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon misses his German Sheppy
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    Anon goes on a double date

  • I'm not sure why anon is making a big deal out of that.

    This Anon doesn't seem like someone with a healthy attitude toward relationships...

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    Anon goes on a double date
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    4chan @lemmy.world 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Proof we're living in a simulation
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon has priorities
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon reads a book for school
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon plays shirts vs skins
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon gets trolled
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon questions physics
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anons are not happy with their names
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon's gf is native american
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon watches a movie with a girl
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon interviews for a job
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    Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works

    Anon tests something
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    Anon is a conspiracy theorist.

  • People seem to be upvoting and enjoying the discussion on this one, so I think we can let it slide this time.

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    Anon finally touches grass

  • Frankly all of 4chan should.

    But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.

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    Anon has a problem with inaccurate game titles

  • Resident Evil:

    Numerous non-residents are evil too

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    Anon gets a pizza

  • Did you keep it?

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    Anon gets a pizza

  • Sometimes Anon says or does something so ridiculous that we just have to respond to it out of sheer frustration or disbelief.

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    4chan the hacker. Complete psychopath.

  • Anon is out of control

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    Anon watches an old concert video

  • This is a well-established and active server, and I don't have any political agenda. If I did, my personal politics are very left, so that wouldn't be where I'd start.

    Chill and enjoy the greentexts or filter the community if you're not enjoying them.

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    Anon gets a lesson in genetics

  • Anon doesn't realize how good he has it.

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    Anon has a lucid dream

  • God doesn't come around these parts

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    Anon has trouble assimilating

  • There's just something about it

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    Anon falls in love

  • Never knowing what to expect is the fun part of reading greentexts.

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    Anon falls in love

  • Guy love deaf girl. Girl hearing fixed. Guy say he love her.

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    hmmm 😈

  • Many Yiddish words like "schlep" are so mainstream that it doesn't even register with me.

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    Anon has a Bean Boy

  • Beans

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    Anon doesn't like reddit

  • AI really is taking our jobs, huh?

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    Anon tries to find greentexts in their natural habitat

  • Step 1. Give up your sanity

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    Anon casts a healing spell

  • This is like an episode of House.

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    Anon drives a bus

  • I've just been saving random greentexts for years that get posted elsewhere. It's much better than trying to sift through the porn and other garbage yourself.