I think I want to go watch Dude Wheres My Car again.
Could we add a magic system? Like the kind that will just fuck everything up, and brings enormous health benefits as you improve
I assume this includes changing the past so how about have Bernie win the 2016 Democratic Primary.
Or go back and have SCOTUS say the 2000 Florida recount could continue until the true winner was determined.
Or go back and have Carter win in 1980 by revealing the collusion between the Reagan campaign and Iran (might have to include breaking the OPEC bullshit too).
If none of that, and assuming "free will" can't be overridden, maybe Freaky Friday the consciousnesses of the 2024 Democratic candidates &. spouses into the bodies of the Republican equivalents. If there's some limitation based on the biological sex of the participants, put Doug into Trump and Kamala into Melania, they're a team anyway.
Can I just have a perfect memory, so I stop forgetting things that are important?
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I want to have your powers, too. Thanks.
Could use a sabbatical from reality, if it's going (as in suspending time and space for a bit for a good rest).
I would very much like the Witching Cloak from Fables in my possession
- Lets the wearer take on any form and converse with animals
- Wearer becomes impervious to all damage
- Infinite number of items can be stored within its folds
- Has programmable folding and teleportation actions
If you do grant me this boon, dear Wizard, I shall set you up with not one but two, two, dates with Cinderella.
Can you cure my depression
Yea, cure this guy's depression
If I could be 20 again, that would great... And if you're feeling generous, maybe some wizarding lessons?
Make me a cis girl pleeeeeeease :3
Jessica Jessica
Natural hot springs in my woods? You can use then whenever you want.
Make sex just generally not a big deal anymore, like so that we all wake up and it's just like shrug. So people stop thinking about it and by association, don't think about their own attractiveness or value as a person, so people don't try to use sex as a control tool, so people don't twist sex into things it's not, and treat it basically like eating or sleeping, just a nice thing you do sometimes but who cares if you have someone to do it with or not, just live and let live, right?
This one thing would save our entire species and future.
Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?
Tacos. Lots of tacos
Trash throwed at the bin across the room go into it everytime, without fail.
Make all children special and important not just sons and daughters
I want a buttplug that's programmed to win the next elections.
this was the best and worst thing I've read all day
Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.
You're going to need to be VERY specific about how much empathy a person can feel, or else being in a crowd will cripple someone, and doctors would never be able to perform emergency surgery or help a woman give birth. Orgasms would be fantastic though!
Three-day weekends pretty please
I have added an eighth day to the week.
I'm willing to settle for that.
does this mean years are longer too or do we only have 45-46 weeks per year now?
Functionally similar
:<
Honestly, that'd work.
Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range
Hey, just what you see pal.
gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?
What, like, you want more of it?
As many pixies and goblins as you can summon into the toilets of Mar a Lago.
Enough to collapse into a black hole that will eat Florida before it evaporates, please.
Can you pick up some frozen peas?
A puppy?
🥹
I'm starting to think you know more about DNA than you do about dogs.
Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve
Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept
"Reality is a one-trick pony. You only get one trick: rational thought, but when you're good and crazy, the sky's the limit!" - The Tick
For all of us to have a good day tomorrow
One downvote, please
Edit: this is fucking bullshit...
Australian downvote.
Some potato chips.
A pack of condoms and, uh... What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.
I see you used to buy "hare" meat in medieval times
I don't think they're allowed to sell that any more
Bro what a fantastic meme 🙏
a girlfriend would be nice thank you
If you're still bending reality, I could use more time.
Here's an extra minute
Give me some time to think about it
I'd really like the package I'm waiting for to turn up today please
Oh and world peace would be lovely
Can I have a pet Mi-Go? I can Venmo you to reimburse.
Oh hey, I've seen those guys in ZAngband.
Guess I'll take a coke, thanks.
A chicken nugget, please.
I'll take some Butterfinger BB's, a tube of Cool Ranch 3D Doritos, and a Strawberry Passion Awareness Frutopia.
Um, yes I would like 3 Doritos Locos Tacos supreme a Natco Belgrade and a large Baja Blast... Ooh and since you're bending reality to your will is it possible to get the Naked Chicken Chalupa? Or do I need to wait until they bring it back?
FALGSC
Happiness
I'll take a pastrami reuben, thanks!
A nice scrandwich. I like that chewy spicy salami or chicken/tuna salad, good mustard, some vegetables, and dealers choice on the cheese.
I have some issues with the everything that's happening...
Free speech absolutism...world wide
Free speech absolutism for Mr Worldwide. Got it.
I wanted it for the whole world, but just me, being allowed to say whatever I want no matter who it offends anywhere I go, that's something.
SHIT BALLS! Tiananmen square massacre! The WEF is full of evil narcissistic sociopaths!
See? free speech allows you to freely criticize things...especially government powers and corporate powers. Free speech laws exist specifically so you can say things that are going to rock the boat and upset people.
