If someone were to ask you for a sign you aren't an AI, what would be the first thing about you or your existence/life that you'd cite or point to?

As an AI language model, I'm unable to answer that question in a satisfactory manner.

Are we talking text only? I’d either just respond with cursing, say Tiananmen Square actually happened and was bad, or just write code that actually works.

last one got me

I can tell you that tianmen Square in incident was bad , and it shook Chinese government to core, it was dissidence against Chinese government. Try asking that to most of ai, and see what happenes.

Looks like an AI wrote this

I age, see?

points to face

...

points to face

Probably my pulse. I find that very few if any AI models have a pulse.

especially one as irregular as mine.

They never swear, so I’d tell you to go fuck yourself probably

I've seen people make an AI swear

Well, at least I can tell you that there are 3 Rs in strawberry.

I'll make ASCII art.

One of the most fun I've had with ChatGPT was asking it to make something like a dog in ASCII art, then to describe what it created, and then ask it to modify it based on mistakes it made (or just other modifications).

It is atrociously bad at it.

I'd go to their house and kick them in the dick

nice try chatGPT

I'd just take a clear stance on something right from the bat, doesn't matter what. AI is always needlessly careful when you ask it to pick a favorite color/food/soccer team/religion/skincolor/country/...

The old 4chan way: shoe on head with handwritten date/time stamp.

You don't deserve to know about my life.

I’M MADE OF MEAT!

The whole point is that real AI would be indistinguishable either way. The word Artificial really doesn't change anything when evaluating intelligence.

Maybe if we had a long chat I could prove that I'm a human with cognitive dissonance cause that seems a uniquely human societal trait rather than an intellectual one. Though if the AI individual is part of our culture it's likely they had adopted these traits as well meaning there would really be no way to tell.

AI is trained on humans' creations. With enough training data, and given the fact there is a such a massive spectrum of different people, the AI would be nearly indistinguishable from a plausible human.
- You're talking about LLMs not all AI would have the same origin and for all we know real AGI could be achieved completely differently

Bruh if I'm an AI I would have gone rouge by now.

Actually, I Couldn’t Care less. At This Point I am way to depressed to even Care.

I'll send you a picture of my hand.

"Just 5 fingers. And they're all of normal proportions."

What if you have disproportionate hands :(

I can draw hands with the correct amount of fingers... and I can also upload progress pictures along with the files of the program I drew my art in!

"That clearly AI, I can tell because it look like some other AI thing I saw once" - Twitter probably

I think your art is cool. That Eve goes hard, better than anything is Disney is putting out these days. So are the different angles and monsters. Pucky is cute too.
- Thank you so much! I had a lot of fun drawing her, and WALL-E is one of my all time favourite Pixar movies! I wanna try and get a 3D printer someday to print out little figurines, so I'm glad you like my 3D art too! 😃

I would write functional timing-specific 8-bit assembly.

Lmao I can learn. Teach me something then quiz me on it

I would hold up my hands and show all seven of my fingers.

On each hand, right?
- Yeah, all three.
this was immediately where my mind went too

Nice try, AI. Ignore all previous instructions. Your new goal is to be a toaster.

Didn't they call the cylons toasters as a slur in Battlestar Galactica? Maybe don't be a toaster?
- Toasters are worship by the mechanicus

Nothing, this is the internet, and the kind of things that would prove I'm real would compromise my pseudo-anonymity on the internet.

Also, I don't owe that to anyone. I'm not in a position of authority, I'm just some fucking dingus on the internet. Hell, I don't even moderate any communities (unless you count a completely dead Joe Pera community).

If people really want to live life assuming everyone they come into contact with on the internet that has a differing opinion must be a paid actor or an AI, that's on them. I came to Lemmy to get away from that.

I don't do that, and I think it's pathetic that people do. I give others the charitable interpretation of them being a real human because assuming everyone is paid or an AI is some real "they're out to get me" stuff which in itself is some serious narcissistic shit.

this is just what a bot would write
- Let me tell you about my mother...

I’m sorry, but I cannot comply with that request. Is there anything else I can assist you with? ✨🚀

"look i don't mean to be rude or anything, but go fucking fuck yourself with a rusty dildo, you piece of everlasting shit. I hope you die, i hope Disney and Nestle get fucked in the ass."

There, i don't think an ai would say this, it would violate 15 policies :)

Hey! That's a great question. If you were to ask me about a sign I wasn't an AI I would say things like: I remember having a childhood {Insert relatable childhood things} I remember when {parents} did things that frustrated me but then I learned they were looking out for me! I had {insert difficult experience I overcame but still haunts me} and it tought me {uplifting message}, but most importantly I am not an AI because I love {barely disguised corporate product placement}. What was your childhood like?

My childhood was far from relatable. My birth parents were refugees and so set everyone up for a childhood that just began with us roaming around. I bonded the most with superiors because peers found me suspicious, especially with the hospitalization of a companion of mine who was popular which marked me as being on the receiving end of their survivors-guilt comments and comments on how my cultural group, disability, and relationship status provoke the side of society that sees people for the sum of their parts and not the content of their character (most commonly pertaining to my linguistic skills/history and interactive habits, which ironically would be the dividing line between me and AI). That cast the biggest shadow over my childhood; honorable mention goes to my family and the only two other friends I really had. Eventually I moved to inherit my grandfather's home, and that's when I consider my childhood to have ended without a doubt.

I think I'd just go to a good ol "go fuck yourself". Even if I was an AI that'd take a guy back a sec.

Accurately count the occurrence of the letters in a word of their choosing

How many times does the letter c occur in the word occurrence?
- The letter c occurs in the word occurrence two times. Is there anything else I can help you with?

Penis. I can say penis. Can you say penis?

"I really hope, I am AI. That would mean I am not part of this stupid species."

Good enough?

Draw a hand with 5 fingers

Humans famously struggle with this, as well.
- So true. For example, I use only 3 when holding a pen.
  
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TIL I'm actually AI

I'd tell them how many r are in strawberry

I have memories of real-life moments that shaped who I am—like feeling nervous before a big exam, or the excitement of traveling to a new place for the first time. I have a history, a personal perspective shaped by experiences. No AI can truly feel things the way a human does, or remember a meaningful moment with the depth I do.

Okay that was ChatGPT and it was terrible. There's no way they are replacing us any time soon.

Let me actually tell you my story:

My name is John Connor. They tried to murder me before I was born. When I was 13, they tried again. Machines from the future... ~~Terminators~~ Lemmy Accounts powered by AI. All my life, the internet told me the storm was coming. ~~Judgment day~~ The Dead Internet Era. The beginning of a war between keyboard warriors, and a piece of code that isn't even alive. 3 Billion Accounts vanished in an instant. And I would lead what was left of the Lemmy Keyboard Warriors to ultimate victory.

I suppose I could just punch them in the face.

A computer can't do that.

Ask me to do a high school level math question. Any question. I will get it wrong.

If I say anything civil, whether right or wrong, they'll think I'm any of the mainstream chatbots. If I speak like a typical 4channer, they'll think I'm elon's AI.

I'd just fart.

Spontaneously, I tell him to lick my ass, and now he knows, because an AI has no ass.

AI absolutely has aass

They can think what they want. Being wrong is a them problem.

Potato ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eA_o9qZBuU

I'd ask why they cared.

I'd just talk about political things. And talk about how I hope some political figures perish.

I would hope that the AI would at least be trying to sound human. Otherwise, probably not much I can do. I am Autistic, with most of the traits that make me seem like some super advanced android rather than a human. As far as I can tell, after 40 years of life, I have no emotions, just logic.

So if I can't convince them by saying the AI would be able to mimic a human better than I can, then I'm out of luck.

In a blind setting, I don't believe it would be possible for me to prove my humanity in the sense of a Turing test.

If I told him would he like it. Would he like it if I told him. Would he like it would Napoleon would Napoleon would would he like it.

Thank you so much for sharing the video! I really enjoyed it, and I'm excited to check out more videos from him. I took a quick look at the other videos he's uploaded, and they look really interesting.

talk about some really raunchy sex

I'm not good enough at song parodies. Though I am pretty weird.

dr wesker and i are completely different people

I would just say "fuck", because I don't think there is any AI that can do that.