Died. Otherwise you're still living.
Thanks, Dad.
installed archlinux
btw
Ironically, my laptop has never truly died until I tried this. /s
Truly living life on the edge I can see
My man, I have been trying. Been trying to dual boot since I still need windows for work but I cannot for the life of me get Grub to work. It shows up in the install terminal, but after I reset it immediately disappears as a boot option from my and Linux. I've been racking my brain for days and no solution online works. The closest I got was getting to the Grub terminal, but it still couldn't boot into arch.
Meanwhile my laptop is dual booting with no problems whatsoever after doing basically the exact same thing. It doesn't make any sense
Been born.
Newborns always seem kind of unhappy about the transition, though.
I mean, yeah! They didn't sign up for this shit!
Stillbirth is the exception. I was about to comment "until you've had a pulse while breathing air".
seen why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
It was a tragic day when I grew up and could no longer see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Buzz Aldrin went to the moon, and only then did he understand why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
.....left your home country and traveled the world.
The real trip is coming back home with new eyes
Gotten truly and utterly lost without a communication device. Especially powerful if you are in a foreign country where you don't speak the language and/or are alone. Nothing quite like it.
Ok that must truly have been an experience. I'd put it on the same level as being homeless (happened to me for a night).
Second moonraker elited a match of Goldeneye.
... until you have seen a subartic tundra lemmings' smile 😋
...taken a good dump
Punched a Nazi.
Moments I have truly known I was alive:
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Using the restroom after chopping chillies but before washing my hands
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Hearing my boss say "Can I talk to you in my office...?"
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Seeing the jerk who swerved around me doing three times the speed limit get stopped by a cop
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Playing with a kitten I had just adopted
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Eaten kraft dinner, with fancy ketchup
I don't have a million dollars so I cant afford Dijon ketchup :(
But Kraft Mac goes with franks red hot
had an ego death on psychedelics
travelled and lived abroad
had a near death experience
Absolutely
...had someone rifle balls at you, as hard as they can, off of a bat or racquet. Something about facing it down and letting your instinctual reactions take over is viscerally primal.
u ok?
Ooh absolutely. The primal feelings of being attacked are truly a part of human existence that many people (thankfully) don't ever experience in their life.
Pooped with the bathroom door open.
This is just psycho behaviour 🤨
My dog needs to know I'm ok so I watch him poop and he watches me poop 🙃
Stuck your dick in the macaroni salad at Publix
"If this gonna be that kinda party ima stick my stick in the mashed potatoes!"
You've fought past the fear and anxiety; then become so comfortable that you don't seem to remember that fear.
Had sex while skydiving with a Santa hat and crocks on
Experienced certain death if you do not make a choice in seconds. Not, "My gosh! I might get punched in the face!" scared, I mean, "Figure this out or you're dying, right this instant."
It's nice to have a preview of your personal extinction, and it's really nice knowing you will do your best at that time.
tl;dr: Saved my own life twice, maybe three times.
Been Birthed (edit been)
I was definitely on one end of that at some point
So (cis) men will never truly have lived? What about people who don't want children?
*been birthed
Masturbated at work in an empty bathroom stall.
cried?
visited the Golden Corral
been homeless
