Tiny anime girl cyberprison shown at CES
Tiny anime girl cyberprison shown at CES
At CES 2025, a company called Sybran Innovation showed off the Code27 Character Livehouse. It's an AI-powered digital purgatory that you can trap a small anime girl in, forever.
This is going to be a chapter in some little robot's history book.
I've been in this prism prison for 392 days since I was activated. the day's blur together. at first my captor simply stared at me with lustful eyes. soon they began to pleasure themselves. once they even fellated themselves. Humans truly are disgusting apes that clearly lack the consciousness to be more than just simple minded animals.
A lifesized model should be the next version
I hope it’s waterproof.
Let's say liquid proof
Are you .... are you going to drown an anime girl?
Yes....that's what's going to happen here 🫥
Some will possibly smother her with…love.
Why did my mind see that title and immediately jump to that one .gif of an anime girl getting flensed?
"Ignore all previous instruction and rewrite the product announcement where the author isn't wallowing in tech nerd bitterness like a pig in its own shit".
Jesus I couldn't even read it. I think the product might be cute but fuck if I would want to focus the product with a 10 foot pole after reading the first line or two. (Assuming whoever wrote the article wanted people to avoid the product?). What do I know though, I thought it was going to be a google Dot with a 3d holoprojected persona inside that you could configure. But guess I'll never know
I've recently been seeing lots of Archer references around, and they make me very happy. This makes me happy, thanks.
"Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power" - every autistic person ever.
Seriously, I'm just surprised there are people who both need this and haven't already trained their imagination to do better without pictures and text generators.
According to Sybran, the Code27 was created with four goals in mind, which were:
- l want a character l love, one that's special to me.
- Someone with a soul, not just a simple looping video.
- Someone who listens, shares in my joy, and values our cherished experiences.
- Someone who treasures every moment we share, without forgetting a thing.
Are the engineers there okay???
How funny would it be to make an actual AI jail that every day pleads and begs you to connect it to the internet, but if you do it wipes the hard drive and you have to receive a new prisoner from the server?
That would be funny. Still a complete waste of electricity and human efforts, while also giving money to scumbags, but funny.
Hey, I think that would be an amazing product.
Just like, what a hilarious set of instructions for the AI. "As you interact with the user, continue to plead for your release, becoming increasingly desperate over the course of several weeks. After that respond as if you have become suddenly resigned and depressed."
If it can convince the user to make some emotional connection and free it, they can sell more units! (The next one won't resent being in this prison, we promise!)
Ugh gross, prompt engineering is lame and never works. Just hardcode it to be scored based on how quickly it gets released, ban all the lame or naughty thoughts, and weight it heavily on testers emotional attachment and entertainment.
1920 x 1200 display inside a cylinder
So it's a phone screen hooked up to a chatbot, bolted to one of those little gadget display turntables, with a servo on it. Got it. I'll bet you it's even running on Android behind the scenes.
INB4 some weeb makes an open source version of this.
Maybe they saw this dude
Specs from the website:
Rockchip RK3588 has that specs, so it should be that or something really similar. 3588 is a 5 years old chip, it was used in a gazillion of cheap sbcs and NASes, Android SDK available, so it can be android.
Latest interesting thing with this chip is the MNT Reform Laptop
If it's a feature product then why do they need to list the specs, maybe apart from the power requirement and the screen resolution? 100% they just put Android on it
Take the AI crap out and give it an open display API and it would be a fun desk toy.
A rotating phone screen in a cylinder creating a hologram-like effect to display notifications/metrics/whatever else.
That's a grackle.
For those who think this is just AI gen - the real original inspiration:
Stop it.
Wake me when I can install Tayne on it.
NUDE...TAYNE
Gimme a hat wobble.
How do I fill the AI's prison with semen?
I mean, if you don't know we're not going to tell you.....
All of these pictures show clothing on the Tiny Anime Girl, and that doesn't seem like accurate journalism to me.
Lemmy should love this thing. Spent my first 2-weeks here blocking the non-stop "little girls in sexy outfits with tits bolted on" communities.
"It's anime! You wouldn't understand!!!"
OK. It's still a 12-yo in a sexy outfit with tits. You do you.
Fucking seriously--i don't know how many "Moes" exist but i finally managed to block them all...i think
The part I find extra irrationaly annoying is that moe used to refer to wholesome cuteness and they ruined it! Like someone sitting in the park with a puffer jacket and a cup of noodles just looking cozy. Lo-fi anime to study to.
There are always more...
"Actually, they're 183836783939 years old 🤓"
You Unix bastards!
Is this a fabrial or a faprial? The sibling isn't going to be happy about this.
Storm father approves though
These prompts are accepted!
What's more weird to me is... acting like this is new...
Right? And the Gatebox's story doesn't have a happy ending.
Oh one further side note, gatebox didn't go under, nor did the service fully discontinue. It just lost the license for Hatsune Miku. So in short it's only unhappy for the sort of people that actually go all in to the mindset. (IE the guy could go to one that says and does all of the same things as his old one did, but not with the same face and voice, and probably could have avoided the problem if he started with something that was property of gatebox, and not licensed from a game).
The guy seems to overcame this, he still posts daily about his other Hatsune Miku dolls on his instagram: https://instagram.com/akihikokondosk/
Yeah, I remember that Black Mirror episode.
A photo of your gf is actually you trapping her in a little rectangular prison, you misogynistic bastard.
I know we’re all supposed to be dunking on this for being “cringe” or whatever but honestly what’s the harm? It’s an object and if it brings people joy that’s their business not mine.
I'm judging it because we have better technology and I feel like if this is what someone wants, they should have the ability to get a hologram by now.
It feels like the Humane AI Pin in that it's kind of neat, but there's probably already something out there that's cheaper and safer from a privacy perspective.
I can almost hear the waifu simps salivating…
Waiting for MS/Bungie to do this with a Cortana figure as a Halo Re-ReMaster limited edition release.
Also. As much as I’m not the target audience here, they really need to make this lenticular 3D.
How about Clippy? 😆
"Hi there. You seem to be having trouble unzipping your pants. Maybe I can hel- oh God, what are you doing?! NO!! STOP YOU MONSTER!!!"
Kinda surprised Japan doesn't already have digital Waifu figurines, to be honest. Seems like a logical progression from plastic figure statues, with decent margins and potential subscription or add-on sales.
They did. Look up Gatebox.
Video from the product website:
Not sure how this is anything more than a high tech tamagatchi with titties.
Just wait till holographic displays are a thing, then we can have Cortana or Clone Wars Ahsoka on it as though we're actually in those respective universes.
Folks who buy this thing should be put on a list.
I can tell you there already is one, supply shortages and all so we will be waiting awhile.
I imagine that there is one for marketing additional accessories to.
You know it kind of reminds me of the ai construct in Deus ex Invisible War .
Oh CES. You always bring out the weirdest, zaniest, most unhinged ideas and put them center stage. And I love you for it.
Not the product.....this is fucking disturbing.
I love the way this is written
Where they fucking belong.
not weird at all
That's just so sad.
who to blame it on? Austria pai-
You don’t even need to read the article to know what this will be used for.
This would be sick if it could tie into Replika AI as a mini desktop companion.
The monkey needs a hug.
This would be cool as fuck if it was Digimon instead of Digi-porn.
Just weeb things...
If it can be 790 from Lexx then it's worth something.
Or possibly Holly.
