Showerthoughts @lemmy.world ReanuKeeves @lemm.ee 2mo ago

Chicken broth is really warm chicken bath water

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oh no you fucking don't.

BATHING DOES NOT THERMALLY DENATURE THE PROTEINS IN YOUR MUSCULAR TISSUE AND FUCKING KILL YOU.

Furthermore there is no recipe for broth that involves SOAP nor do you bathe in LITERALLY BOILING WATER.

Boiling is NOT bathing and I will FIGHT anyone who tries to argue otherwise.

I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL
FUCK IT, I WILL KILL ON THIS HILL
THIS HILL IS MADE OF THE DEAD MOTHERFUCKERS WHO WERE WRONG
- Idk, Japanese onsen baths are really, really hot. Maybe not literally boiling, but I felt like it was. And hot baths for sore muscles wouldn't be a whole thing if it wasn’t producing some kind of tenderizing effect.
  
  (I'm mostly saying this in jest. Mostly.)
  
  You're correct, this is why you should avoid going to ramen shops near onsens. They use the people broth from the onsens in their ramen to add a mushroomy, cheesy, porky flavor.
- Best chicken broth is salty. Best baths are salty.
- I've never killed a chicken by making soup out of it.
- I will defend this hill with you, brother! You have my sword!
Goddamnit.

I haven't been able to eat eggs ever since someone explained they were chicken menstruation. And now, I have to contemplate avian necrobestial bathwater.

Fuck all you people, unsubbed.

resubbed... Damnit.
- All those words are poetry.
  
  all those words are poultry
- Eh, this won't stop me from making Jewish penicillin
  
  Great. Now I'm hungry and pitching a tent.
- Isn’t it technically a fertilized egg at that point? Otherwise, when in the process could the egg get fertilized
  
  Hens producing eggs for consumption aren't exposed to roosters. Their eggs (typically) aren't fertilized.
  
  You're eating chicken period, not aborted fetuses.
Let he who doesn’t bathe with onions, carrots, celery, bay leaves, salt, and pepper cast the first stone.
I were to give a corpse a bath at what point does the water become broth?
- About an hour after it starts boiling.
  
  Excuse me, but you should really reduce that to a simmer after bringing it to a boil.
Warm corpse water
Only if the marrow from one's bones normally leaches out, and fat deposits between muscle fibers melt, in a bath, otherwise it's cooking
- Depends on how hot your bath water is.
John Oliver once called chicken soup "salty bird water."
Assuming you remove your bones and skin for a good soak as part of your bathing process, sure.
- why would you remove the bones and skin to make a broth? that's where all the flavor is
  
  Gets a bit hard to chew If you don't.
I want to carbonate chicken broth to make chicken soda.
- Is that served cold or heated?
  
  Chilled drinks hold on to carbonation much better. I would vote for cold, personally.
You've apparently never had to give a chicken a bath for real.

It ain't something you'd eat or drink
Arrested development - Hot Ham Water (Sorry YouTube link)
- So watery!
  
  And yet there’s a smack of ham to it!
What are you doing with your chickens???
- For the record, all my chickens are over 18 weeks old and everything we do is consensual.
I don't bath like you
More overcooked chicken soup.
This belongs in Unpopular Opinions
- Or BathThoughts.

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