Microblog Memes @lemmy.world gedaliyah @lemmy.world 4w ago

Smash Mouth tried to warn us

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According to the hole in the satellite picture the ice we skate is getting pretty thin
- The water’s getting warm, so you might as well swim.
  
  My world's on fire. How'bout yours?
  
  Conservatives will use any logic to excuse climate change /s
- we are a bunch of pussy bitches, it's true
They should have stopped coming out with new years after 2010.
- Yeah, can we downgrade? I'd like to go back to 2010 too.
  
  I mean, 2010 probably also sucked at the time, but knowing what I know now, I know how much less it sucked.
  
  2010 was fantastic (I was 9)
  
  Warning: 2010 will no longer be supported after 2025.
Hey now, you're an old fart. Put your slippers on, sit down.
- An upvote is not adequate to express my appreciation of this comment.
  
  Thank you friend. Though truth be told I'm a crocs man myself.
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- I need to buy a good pair of slippers. I have big feet and all of the slippers I've tried are super uncomfortable.
  
  Around Christmas, Big Lots sells a pair of slippers that say "Papa" on one side and "Bear" on the other (or "Mama" and "Bear" if you're so inclined). While most of what they sell is poor quality, these have become my absolute favorite slippers - so much so that every Christmas season, I go buy two pairs to last me throughout the year. If you live anywhere near a Big Lots, I recommend purchasing these.
  
  Alternatively, if you're looking for higher quality, here is an interview with Pierce Brosnan in which he discussed slippers. I tried to buy what he recommended but couldn't find a pair that fit me. However, what I did find seemed like they'd be very comfortable if they did.
  
  edit: In case you're interested
Hey now…
- You're in a locked car
  
  Get yer gay mom
  
  can't turn the air on
- You're a porn star
Smash Mouth singer passed away some time ago. I felt disproportionately saddened
- Same but before he died I was already sad for him. He was mentally very unhealthy.
- Considering they didn't explain how he died, but was also a covid denier, I'm fairly ambivalent.
  
  He drank himself to death.
  
  His wiki page says he died of liver failure and possibly cardiomyopathy
So much to do, so much to see... So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
- You never know if you don't go
  
  You never shine if you don't glow
- Back streets? Different band.
  
  Back street's back, alright?
Moreover, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
This,

Especially because I've seen posts from my high school classmates on Facebook of having children in their 20's
Is there a term in Clinical Psychology for becoming Furious when you are reminded that people are younger than you
- Jealousy.
  
  Damn, it really is that simple.
- Lawn Syndrome, as in get off it.
They don't stop coming

https://youtu.be/eT3BFzSD6YY
Some
- Where over the rainbow🌈
wtf
- lol this is a response of someone realizing that they are getting older.
Somebody once told me...
- The world was gonna roll me
By this logic could easily be a grandpa.
Thank you for reminding me that I'm getting up there.
Youth, as they say, is wasted on the young
That's why so many old people keep to themselves so much. Shock
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