Why did Donald Trump simulate oral sex with his microphone at Milwaukee rally?
Why did Donald Trump simulate oral sex with his microphone at Milwaukee rally?
And why do we even have to ask a question like that?
Summary
As election day nears, Donald Trump’s rhetoric has become increasingly unhinged, highlighted by a rally in Milwaukee where he simulated performing a lewd act on a malfunctioning microphone and threatened backstage staff over technical issues.
His actions, including racially insensitive remarks and fantasies of revenge against opponents like Liz Cheney, have left many stunned by both their content and political imprudence. Social media reactions ranged from shock to criticism of his behavior, with many comments too graphic to share.
Tom Nichols of The Atlantic remarked that Trump’s supporters avoid news sources outside their bubble to maintain plausible deniability about his mental instability, claiming they support him for policy reasons while ignoring his erratic conduct.
Remember when Howard Dean yelled funny and his career was over?
Because he's fucking weird.
malfunctioning microphone
it was NOT consensual. even the microphone was turned off by his words and his presence.
THIS is not an onion article
This IS not an onion article.
This is NOT an onion article
This is not AN onion article
This is not an ONION article
This is not an onion ARTICLE
My first thought seeing the headline was "c/onion or c/nottheonion?
c/politics was not what I expected.
That last one makes me suspect this article might be an onion in disguise.
If Will Ferrel did this in a skit people would be saying he had jumped the shark.
Trump in the final week before the Presidential election for the United States of America just mimicked giving a blow job to a microphone.
After giving it a good handjob.
It’s on video in the article.
It’s real.
It’s beyond bizarre, it’s Trump.
Trump also complained about the low height of microphone stands at his events and showed how he would work around such issues, bobbing his head up and down in ... an imitation of oral sex.
So... he gets around such issues by blowing the roadies?
I mean, he does have some large judgements to pay, and a nickel is a nickel....
I honestly don't know how else to interpret that.
Putin is also of "low height".
Microphones are not growers Don.
No, but the stands are. Which is what he was complaining about. The height of the stand. And a microphone stand is ridiculously easy to adjust, but instead of just doing it, he decided to pretend to blow a roadie? I still don't get it.
Because disinhibition is a sign of dementia.
Damn. After all this time.
"That can't be real. right?"
Of course it's real. Of course it is.
The comments on Twitter/X were about what you’d expect, although many were too graphic to be posted here:
“Trying to make sure the campaign has a happy ending.”
“These are the book banning folks, right.”
“Evidently, Donald Trump’s final campaign message is ‘Hawk Tuah!’”
“There is something seriously wrong with this person. He’s willing to do or say ANYTHING to get some applause from his sycophantic cult.”
“He finally found something that consents.”
“Tomorrow the press headlines will be: Trump has technical difficulties but gives rousing speech.”
”Tomorrow the press headlines will be: Trump has technical difficulties but gives rousing speech.”
In spite of having the success of getting aroused, the performance was marred by technical difficulties.
"He later added: “I get so angry. I’m up here seething. I’m seething. I’m working my ass off with this stupid mic. I’m blowing out my left arm. Now I’m going to blow out my right arm and I’m blowing out my damn throat, too, because these stupid people.”...HAHAHAHAHA. hes blown out in ways he simply cannot comprehend
Don't credit me, I just browse the interwebs. Here, this one's mine.
He said he's good at the weave. I call it the bob but in the end it is the same motion.
ALL HAIL THE THROAT GOAT!
Donald coming after Nancy Reagan's title belt.
Damn first JD Vance fucks a couch and now Trump fucks a microphone
And the country would be the one to take it up the ass.
Hey, no kink shaming the old guys
Im fine with both but it would be nice if they didn't promise to fuck over everyone if they won, or even better if they both fucked off
He's just preparing for his eventual conviction and stint in prison.
Fucking corporate media putting this asshat on a podium for the last couple of decades asking, "why is this asshat on the podium?" Get fucked.
He thought the microphone stand was Putin.
Letting Putin, xi, and Kim Jung un see what he's offering them if he wins
Letting Xi and Jung know what he's been doing to Putin all this time
He's got a long history of stimulating oral sex acts in public.
tell me this isn't a sex toy
https://www.the-independent.com/tv/lifestyle/trumpy-trout-fish-donald-trump-b2600404.htmlKimmel just featured trouty trump as a sex toy
And a similar one for JD as a couch cushion insert
Perverts have got a long history of thinking of sex acts whenever they see him open his mouth*
Fixed. Imagine looking at this and your first thought is "blowjob" https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bc04d81b-cb7b-40bb-b2a2-e41c86f37164.jpeg
I know furries who are less depraved than this, lol.
He learned to dance from Roy Cohn so not surprised.
Annie’s young we try not to sexualize her
He has to show Putin that he is still his boy.
All the recent talk of Epstein has been bringing back memories.
Where is the video?
It's everywhere.
Even in Texas?
^^^ found the pervert ^^^
/s
Its for "research purposes" :3
with many comments too graphic to share.
Do it, you cowards!
I was joking around about what happens is Trump comes out in drag...well...uh...do all the maga homophobes start giving each other blow jobs for Trump now?
Maybe he's been trying to tell us all something all these years by doing his jerkoff dance to YMCA...does he have "I'm Coming Out" on the same playlist?
Because he misses having threesomes with Jeffrey and Ivanka?
practicing for his post-election meeting with the boss.
He's got issues.
It's his backup plan... if he doesn't get elected then he can't pardon himself or step-down and let Dunce pardon him. Instead, he has to be convincing that he's lost his mind and is unfit for trial/sentencing.
Pardon?
No idea honestly. Who knows.
I don't know, but this is kind of a wordy setup.
I like how no one questions a two second clip, and thoughts all immediately go to "blowjob".
The kind of people who write and consume articles like these are the reason "TDS" gained momentum as a term.
Objectivity Incarnate when they try to raise a mic, every time (this is the normal way for them)
I like how even the tiny clip isn't enough deception, so you also sped the clip up.
You just proved my point. Know that every moment you spend talking about stupid nothings like this, is time you're not spending talking about his ACTUAL misdeeds.
E: and they respond with the same doctored clip, lol. Braindead.
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