Nah, the charge is using a stolen credit card!
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
Manslaughter
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FLAPS
Quivering Beef Curtains*.
Although I believe that's the second video...
"And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?"
RIP
He shall be forever immortalized in meme form
Its solemn duty of every person who comes in contact with the authorities to quote "Democracy Manifest".
I see you know your Judo well.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS!
You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?
Ain't nobody fuck with tiny hippo. Ain't nobody.
Okay, at this rate, who's going to be the one to make /c/babyhipposhitposts or /c/babyhippomemes?
And they said house hippos didn't exist
I miss the House hippo
I don't get it
What's the hippo from
another hippo, usually
Usually
A zoo in Thailand. The hippo's name is Moo Deng which translates to bouncy pork. It's adorable.
If they're taking Moo Ding anywhere, I hope it's on a trip to meet Pesto the giant penguin chick. And I hope they decide to make a buddy cop style movie together.
This is Hippopotamus destiny!
DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS
singing, rhythmic, headbanging DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUN
RIP
East Asian house hippos are larger
