Skip Navigation
"I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive."
  • Starting at the very beginnig with The Tower Treasure. :)

  • "I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive."
  • Thanks to these posts I'm now listening to an audiobook of the Hardy Boys for the first time in my life.

  • Don't blame me, I voted for the marmoset.
  • Still better than Trump or Farage.

  • Fair.
  • Well, mine only transforms me into She-Gal. I hope the shop owners won't frown on that.

  • Fair.
  • How about: "By the power of Grayskull…"?

  • What's his least favorite ingredient?
  • Mine is mashed potatoes.

  • ich🇵🇱iel
  • Bayern war schon immer ein Clown Zirkus.

  • Spot's Lineage [OC Edit]
  • Welcome back my dear! Wow, what a great post to join us again. Made me laugh so hard. It's been ages I've last seen this bit. ^^

  • "No one remembered how the war started anymore, but I was there..."
  • I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force!

  • What game surprised you with their length?
  • GTA IV actually, not even counting the two huge DLCs, just the base game alone.

  • Starule Wars
  • I never got into Clone Wars because I absolutely hate the art style.

  • Yay, I become a test subject in the local hospital.
  • I had a severe burn on my right lower arm. Immediately took care of it in terms of first aid and I did feel some sort of pain, but it was more stingy than anything else, maybe a 1 or 2 tops.

  • Yay, I become a test subject in the local hospital.
  • Viral infection and sort of shitty immune system to battle it.

  • Yay, I become a test subject in the local hospital.
  • Not really. I do feel something is off, but I can nap.

  • Yay, I become a test subject in the local hospital.
  • Probably, but I'm not a doctor.

  • Yay, I become a test subject in the local hospital.
  • I did, actually. I once got severely ill, living abroad in a country with severely shitty healthcare. Got rushed to the ER, a friend was with me. I just kept on screaming, no one looking after me. The ER over there was more like a warzone. Friend decided he had it with them, told them all to fuck off, gave them the finger, hurled me over his shoulder and carried me two streets across to a private hospital. He put me on his insurance policy. They gave me a hell lot of morphine, but apparently I'm either immune to that or at least highly resistant. They had to call in their pain specialist in the middle of the night and he got it done pain wise.

  • ICH🕒IEL

    7

    My dad contacted me out of nowhere

    I'm a bit lost here, to be fair. I went full no contact with my family back when I was 16. Took a hike, even across countries. So, apparently what happened, was my ex brother in law not keeping his mouth shut and sharing my number with my family. I still can't make heads or tails of it. But now my dad wants to be real chummy and friendy with me? Fuck that, honestly. I'm not super mad at him, more at the rest of my family, but it seriously hurts right now. What am I supposed to do? I'm at a loss here. Haven't really talked to the person for over 21 years.

    55

    Can anyone help me identify this potted plant?

    A friend recently gave me this plant as a present. So far I have no experience with potted plants, but for now it is doing quite well with plenty of daylight and multiple small doses of water throughout the day. If I knew what kind of plant it was, I could take even better care of it.

    5

    Ich📍Iel

    Eine Karte, sie alle zu triggern. Außer uns normale Menschen. Lasset die Kommentare beginnen!

    37

    Effed up

    32

    Ich🛏😴⏰Iel

    Angesichts des Orangwutans und der CxU nach unserer nächsten Wahl sollte ich vielleicht die nächsten Jahre einfach komplett verschlafen.

    2
    me_irl @lemmy.world TotallyNotSpez @startrek.website

    Me🛏😴⏰Irl

    Considering the orange fucktrumpet in the States and the Christian Union probably winning the next election in Germany, I should just take a nap for the next couple of years.

    7

    ICH😡IEL

    0

    ich_iel

    4

    ich🥳iel

    Es kommt immer alles anders, und vor allem als geplant. Weil das morgen noch so ist und weil das immer schon so war.

    5

    ich🌠iel

    17

    ich🍰iel

    11

    ich🖖iel

    5

    ich🚢🚌🚆iel

    26

    ich💃🏻iel

    Die Genres Batcave und Post Punk entspringen den 80er Jahren.

    Mehr Informationen zu Frosch & Kröte bei Wikipedia.

    3

    ich🍞iel

    13

    ich🚃iel

    Ist mir 2017 exakt so auf dem Weg von der Arbeit nach Hause passiert. Artikel

    9

    ich🏥iel

    19

    Here you go @bloopernova

    2nd OC meme due to public demand

    8

    Mirror Chekov aka Bester is a very efficient undercover agent

    16