A genuinely heartwarming greentext. Probably fake and gay, but heartwarming nonetheless.
As a gay, it's definitely gay. There's secret text that only gays can read. I can't tell you what it says or the ghost of Anderson Cooper will have me excommunicated from the gay Mafia, but it's there.
... I fear I've said too much already.
While reading this text I definitely read some text. How do I know if that was the gay text or just a regular text?
Maybe if you're American... Seems like pretty fucking weird behavior to me.
Meh, pretty low on scale of weirdness. Pizza employees remember regulars well. Friends of mine are vegetarian and also have some specific exclusions because they don't like an ingredient. Each time she calls in now, when they hear her voice they immediately ask "vegetarian pizza with xx, without yyy, zzz, medium?" And all she says is "yup", confirms the address and it's ordered. Having a "quirky" guy call in with requests like these makes for a cool story you tell your new coworkers, a break in a busy day ("captain america called!") etc. At the end of the day you're not forced "to play the game" after all, you can just deliver and not interact.
Hello? Pizzahut? Yes this is hospital, your patriotic disc muncher is pretty mangled up over here. Please dispense calories
Could God create a story so gay that even he could not fake it?
Now tell me... Is the story fake, because it's gay, or is it gay... Because it's fake?
Yes.
Neither, they're perpendicular axes. It's just that every greentext is on the top right quadrant
Fake and stupidly nationalistic.
Ah so "fake and gay" is evolving lol
I don't understand, their phrase was identical to yours.
That seems pretty patronizing...
In both senses of the word!
I believe this green text implicitly, this actually happened, no proof needed.
Sorry, but... What an arsehole. Let poor people dance through stupid hoops to earn a lil extra. Fuck you, just tip or don't. You know? Like adults.
Nobody is forcing these people to take on the challenges. And clearly they enjoyed them enough to personally write a get well card.
Guess having fun isn't allowed anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You're feeling slightest bit of pleasure from an altruistic act, REEEEEEE!
Dunno if u know what those people make? I wouldn't even wanna wake up for that salary, of course they do your stupid things to double the hourly salary. They already deliver you your fucking food. I tip 50 bucks and that's it. I don't need their get-well-cards. It's a try to equalize things. A true thank-you that they're doing that shitty work so i don't have to.
MISTER BEEEEAAAASSSTTT
Ugh...
Dance monkey dance
I can believe it. Good pizza places will go the extra mile for good tipping regulars.
The local pizza delivery girl friended me on FB. I got excited because I thought she was cute and into me. Then I learned she's super right-wing and weird (in a bad way.). She became WAY less cute to me after that.
We also remember the regulars who don't tip, and we control how long your order takes, if we make a stop at a gas station (or home, or the weedman's) before or after we drop off, if your soda "got a little shook up" because we "had to slam on the breaks," and not only that but even less scrupulous drivers have say 10-15min alone with your order. Just a word of warning for those I've just described. Might want to tip or vary your stores up...
So how much was the hospital bill?
10 000 pizzas
