Stick every time. Stick is a sword, a walking tool, a measure, a prybar. Rock is rock. You can throw it. You can hit stuff with it. That’s about it.
Rock is good. You can cook with rock, support and balance things, keep it as a pet, paint faces on it, wedge things that need wedging, use it as a paperweight, possibly shatter it into many knifey bits or sell it to your kid cousin as a magic rock. I think you can also do a few things with ropes and rocks, but I can't remember any of those things. Yes, you can throw rock, but rock likes most to bounce on water when thrown.
Heating pad. Counterweight on bear bag. Massage tool. Circle template. Door stop. Wheel chuck. Pothole filler. Sculpture source. GI Joe mountain. The list goes on.
You can admire the rock. You can just hold the rock, meditate over its roundness. The rock can become your friend, your little secret, a comfort you can take anywhere. The rock is eternal. If you cradle it for a lifetime, you might contribute a miniscule amount to its perfect shape. Your life can have meaning.
A lifetime of swashbuckling! WHOOSH. WHOOOOSH WOOOSH....
Yea but if we ever get attacked by the scissor nation you'll be ready
But if the paper nation flanks us we’ll be at a stalemate. We have a conundrum.
😂😂😂 I’d missed this somehow , thank you for it
It's from the ultra extended edition.
Stick. Rock = 1 throw. Stick = many whacks. Stick better.
I take the Rock! It's much more durable than the stick and I bet it is really pleasant to hold. Also I can easily place it on my desk after I come home.
And I like to imagine how long it took for this rock to get his shape.
I imagine it got its shape by doing plenty of push ups, pull ups and drinking lots of juice.
Rock. Stick will rot quickly, but the rock will stick around as long as I don't lose it
Stick will rot, rock will stick.
Not perfect but I like it.
This is poetry 👌😌
You can shape rock, you cannot grow stick.
Stick will rot, rock will sit.
Stick. There is a 100% I will lose that stone skipping it on the first body of water I see.
sticks are everywhere, that rock tho, you skip that 6 times into a sunset and the genie that lives inside that rock will grant you a wish.
I wanna say rock like everyone else but that stick just looks so good
I'll combine them on a workbench to make a stick with stone duct taped to it. With that done, the world is my oyster.
Perfect rock + perfect stick = Royal Scepter
Stickalibur. You are now the one true king of a small wooded area.
The rock, (a) because it'll last longer and (b) because it's got a cool wrestler named after it. There ain't no wrestler called The Stick. I doubt I could smell what The Stick is cooking.
The Stick trained Daredevil.
Read some Stormlight Archive, and know that I am a stick.
I was going to say definitely the rock, then I saw the stick. Now it's a toss-up.
Rock, that one is one in a million.
that kinda stick doesn't just grow on trees either.
Wait a second.
I got the stick, my kid gets the rock. She’s a rock person.
Stick
Stick. Rock is just heavy thing you carry and maybe throw once. Stick, you can swing that puppy around all fucking day.
I'm not greedy but I want a dataset of how it correlates with gender and sexuality of responders. The working hypothesis is very promising. I want it raw 𓁹‿𓁹
Rock is easier to store and I have too much bullshit already.
I suppose it would depend on the task I was trying to accomplish
But you could be fire.
Nah man, that rock is straight 🔥
The geologist in me says rocc but the kid in me stays sticc
Can you take both, is there a rule on taking both
The wording is a bit open to ambiguity
I'm taking the perfect rock, finding an imperfect stick, and making a near perfect club.
You can also try to convince stick to be fire.
Rocks are for throwing. Even if it is perfect, it's temporary. A good stick will last years if treated well.
stick.
I'll take both and you can't do shit.
Or I'll come after you with my rock and stick.
The only correct answer
I have to skip that rock in the closest body of water
Perfect rock is for the wife, she'll put it to good use. Stick is good to walk home with.
Rock bash skulls easy, take many great sticks from others.
Psh. If you can even reach me when I’m slapping the shit out of you with my awesome stick.
Ha, an awesome throw (which ancestral history indicates)..... I'll knock your pathetic ass into heathermore
rocc
So smoth So rund
sticc
With a strap? I'm taking the rock, but if it's CQC? Sharpened stick every time. Spear > staff > sword, etc.
For my quest? Hmm. Sticks are pretty useful. However In fantasy quests rocks are often runes that can hold powerful spells.
I'll throw the rock at you and then take your stick. And then pick up my rock and leave.
The rock . . . and a piece of string to wind around.
Ahem
ROCK AND STONE
I'm lying actually, I'm a stick kinda guy
Stick.
Stick for sure.
