I beseech you to find articles in modern newspapers where people are described as whispering or speaking politely. Sounds wonderful.
51 0 Reply"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!" Dumbledore asked, calmly.
27 0 ReplyDIDYOUPUTYORNAYMEINTHEGOBLETOFIYAH
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Angelo, the house is on fire! No mother it's just the northern lights
35 0 ReplyLittle known fact, Angelo was the real life inspiration for the "This is fine" dog.
34 0 ReplyI definitely read "is it a bad fire, my good man?" In the voice of the Succulent Chinese Meal guy
33 0 ReplyAh, I see you know your combustion well.
12 0 ReplyEnding sentences with "my good man" is very nice my friend.
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I like that the fireman was so polite and whisper, so to not disturb him during his relax time
26 0 ReplySomething similar happened to me as well. Though I didn't sit in the bathtub but was playing on my PC and didn't hear anyone knocking because of the headphones. No fireman entered my apartment but I decided to take a look what smelled so funny and why there are so many blinking lights.
16 0 ReplyThat must have been scary! Glad you're ok!
11 0 Replytbh I was more like "Welp.. need to wait outside then, I guess."
It was just a small fire because some dickhead burned a backpack on the basement for whatever reason. Not much smoke or anything.
Today it's more like a funny story you tell friends or when dating. One might even say I played through the fire and flames. Ü
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How did they know about the song in Angelo's heart? And, more importantly, what song was it?
16 0 ReplyThis sounds like the intro to a porno.
9 0 ReplyI wish I had an ounce of this man's chill
8 0 ReplyThe answer is drugs
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Back when everything in your home wasn't so insanely flammable.
6 0 Reply...In 1936?
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January 27, 1936 was a Monday
4 0 ReplySo this presumably happened on Jan. 25th.
8 0 ReplyThat's likely the date the article was written, not the date it happened.
7 0 ReplyOh, yeah, you’re right. I didn’t even see “Saturday night” in the article lol. Whenever I see old dates I like looking up what day of the week it was on, just for fun.
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