Wait until they find out about transparent
235 0 ReplyOr transplants
116 0 ReplyOr the transitive property
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"Transparency" would implode their brains, it's just too much of a word for them to even try to comprehend.
"Trans-paren(like parents?)-cy(what? cyanide?) TRANS PARENTS ARE GIVING THEIR KIDS CYANIDE!!"
31 1 ReplyOr the transmissions in the transports...
13 0 ReplyHow in the blue hell do transparents have children in the first place????? I bet they steal them from good Christian parents and groom them to be woke!!!!! Like for a hallelujah, share for a amen!,!!
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Wake up babe new gender just dropped
136 0 ReplyIs there a newsletter or RSS feed? So hard to keep up.
18 0 ReplyYou're asking for someone to transcribe it for you?
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I prefer the alternative gender for that profession, criptionist.
12 0 ReplyI made an llm transcriber for podcasts. Oh...I also added a translator. Is that a genderfluid? I am now realizing Fox News just kept saying things in a scary voice, but didn't actually provide any information
Oh God, that's what woke actually means, isn't it?
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A lot’s changed. Back in my parents’ day, a trip to the city meant taking the
to the airport to fly a
and head for meetings and abortions at the
Seems like being trans back then must have been such a gift. People would obviously hold you in such high regard.
93 1 ReplyNobody ever asked KITT for their pronouns.
9 0 ReplyI'm picturing KITT saying, "Michael, you know I'm a they/them!" in that smarmy way KITT said things.
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Ahh the classic gaymobile
3 0 ReplyIt'll be hilarious if a thousand years from now historians think that we worshipped trans people as gods.
Why shouldn't we, anyway? Let's get on that.
4 1 Replyhistorians think that we worshipped trans people
I’m sorry but is this not already settled canon? Submit to the faith, my child.
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Wait til they find about the department of transportation
72 0 ReplyNo, no I'm pretty sure the bigots support the deportation of trans people... They seem to want to deport everyone not white enough, why stop at race?
20 0 ReplyYou mean that everyone driving a black car is also a BLM supporter?
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Oh man, every tranportation company here in europe is trans or trans. They would have an stroke if they ever ventured out of their basement into the world 😂
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I feel bad for transphobes when they have to go to the store and make a transaction.
66 0 Reply"My flight transfers in Dallas?! Thanks, Biden!
33 0 ReplyBut...what's a "fer"?
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Do you suppose stupid bigots will avoid transplants because they don't want to become plants?
66 0 ReplyYou know what's weird? If you do a transplant between trees it's called a graft. Transplant was right there smh
8 0 ReplyThey're fine with becoming plants, just not if it's trans.
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I thought their God was also Transcendent?
60 0 Replybigots when wafers undergo transubstantiation
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Ciscriber, when a transcriber walks in...
58 1 ReplySubscriber, what Domscriber looks for.
51 1 ReplyDescriber: what do I do?
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So much for my trans-Atlantic voyage. Guess I ll take the trans-Siberian train then. Comms are very bad there so ill take the trans-ceiver with me.
43 0 ReplyI know 3rd grade is hard but really should have stuck it out
43 0 ReplyThese istors keep messing with my power! I hear they're bipolar too.
39 1 ReplyAll my plugs are male–male. I take all in stride:
- the propaganda¹ against the life that works for me and
- the plugs
35 0 Replywhat would you do with a male-male cord?
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ITT: figuring out that "trans-" means "across" by giving other words with same prefix. Yey etymology
37 0 Reply“meta” also still means “across” in Greece
phérō meant “I carry”
metaphor: I carry across
they now use the term for “transportation in general”
here’s a modern truck in Greece for ΜΕΤΑΦΟΡΙΚΗ
in Greek, they use μεταφορική έννοια (metaforikí énnoia – literally “transportation sense”) to mean “metaphor”
25 0 ReplyYo this is an incredibly cool looking truck though
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Chemistry walking away without looking back as it slides into entgegen.
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5 billion people believe that God is bigender, which is often considered transgender.
Conservatives worship a transgender being. Transphobes cope and seethe.
God is also a genderless being who uses capitalized male pronouns.
32 0 ReplyThe data I'm looking at says only 55% of people are even monotheistic. Where are you getting that 5 billion number from?
9 0 Reply5 0 ReplyI wonder if you're hitting the nail on the head here? Like... Is all this supposed to be reserved for god, and any person who deviates from the norm is blasphemous?
Or more likely, they haven't thought that far and just want people other than them to get lost
4 0 ReplyI think we use male pronouns for god because in the past any kind of authority figure or leader would obviously be male.
Some of His/Her/Their followers still think that way!
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Wait until they find out that banks do a lot of transactions.
29 0 ReplyI hate the fact that i read it, trans-actions.
5 0 ReplyWell, that's normal given the context of the thread. Also I used italics to split the word to emphasise that.
What's not normal is those people who would tend to read it like that in an everyday context and interpret "trans" as standing for a transsexual rather than merelly as a prefix for change that in several languages is used to make lots of words about something changing.
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it does explain why they wouldn't want the government to be more transparent.
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I'm surprised any Republicans even drive vehicles seeing as each one of them has a transmission.
26 1 ReplyProbably wouldn't want anything to do with a homeowner either...
8 0 ReplyMaybe a pun is just a pun and you're making a thing out of nothing. I don't know. Context an intend matter.
14 7 ReplyWhat if I told you this post is funny either way?
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Unconditional love 💗
5 0 ReplyJimmy doesn't understand what a joke is.
13 10 ReplyIt's only joke until someone's dead serious.
12 0 ReplyIt's usually not a joke and they are too big of a coward to say what they want to say.
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Its only a joke because no one is laughing, that's how this coded "humor" works.
2 4 ReplyIf there is more context to show this is transphobic and not anti-transphobic, it isn't clear in the single screenshot here. All I see is someone making fun of transphobes and another person who doesn't get it.
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That's going to solve pretty quick, bc transcriber is one of the first jobs that's going to be obsolete or at least very niche.
2 6 ReplyIn other news, some random guy from Twitter and semi-popular reddit alternative 'lemmy' placed last again in the "spot the joke" competition, both scoring no points, ever. Tears of frustration were however soon replaced by tears of joy, when the two tied for first place in "taking yourself too seriously".
15 48 ReplyIs this a copypasta
19 1 ReplyIt is now
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