This sounds a tiny bit like the plot of Snow Crash

Andrea drink beans with me .jpg

Switch to sugar free caffeine

Apparently razer makes one with rgb. No idea if it has any other selling points https://www.ign.com/tech/razer-zephyr

Police weapon of suppressing dissent is probably not a good dog job :(

Yes but they're accidentally correct here

Singular is data point (not datum, nerd)

This seems like more of a Slaanesh type thing to be honest

Depends on the terrain

Those middle 2 flags are, purely from an aesthetic/design point of view, somewhere between amateur hour and war crime.

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Soylent AI? Auto-infocannibalism

It's because Kurt was at least somewhat transfem.

The frogurt is also cursed

The ties don't exactly match. The orange one made sure his tie was the longest and stupidest looking.

Okay, I don't disagree with the statement on the face of it, that's not what I was reacting to. Why say anything at all, if you are Jeffries? It's not like it's going to come out that it was all a big misunderstanding.

E: alright, I misread the context, fair points

Hakeem Jeffries! What a surprise to see you again on the wrong side of morality and the law!

Emotional damage

Ol' Tubey is back on his bullshit

What a beautiful brain on this gentleman. Truly extraordinary.