"Make it so, number one."
"Damnit Captain, I'm a doctor not a bottom!"
"I'm not sure how much more of a pounding it can take captain."
Yep. Checks out.
58 1 ReplyOh captain, my captain!
47 0 ReplyJust a second, only a few more calibrations
18 1 ReplySHUT UP, THE SHIP IS SINKING
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Or “your honor”:
Your Honor, you said you wanted to see my briefs?
29 1 ReplyI'm imagining a lawyer who did this and now has a problem of getting an erection every time they say "yes your honour" in court.
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Not incest but fraternization.
17 0 Reply18 0 ReplyFraternization with the enema.
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All of the great grandkids call my grandpa captain because he takes them fishing out on the boat.
I’ll pass on this one
15 1 ReplyI was hoping it was your father so you'd be in the same situation either way.
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Ride me.
You got it boss.8 0 ReplyAlso the exciting possibilities of rum, sodomy, and the lash?
7 0 ReplyThey aren’t wrong
5 0 ReplyCouldn't come up with a good pun involving seamen and poop decks 😒
5 0 ReplyUnless both come out the same end.
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Captain Daddy.
3 0 Reply4 2 Replyunnecessarily gendered
Hmm
1 0 ReplyExterior capn’ crunch. He’s not welcome in my bed. Too itchy.
1 0 ReplyCrunchitize me capn
1 0 ReplyI'm actually convinced
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