I put a little butter on them sometimes and it's delicious but everyone thinks I'm crazy until they try it. I wish I had some saltines right now.
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13 0 ReplyI survived for something like three years on butter and saltines. It's the best if you use unsalted butter, and put rock salt on top, but let's be real here–we're just scraping butter straight off the stick with each saltine and eating it like we're in the trenches of the Great War and we don't know when the Krauts are gonna attack us so we gotta eat fast
7 0 ReplyMy grandma used to do this. It really is a satisfying treat.
5 0 ReplyI’ve done this. It never crossed my mind other people didn’t. You have some butter nearby and you’re eating crackers? You put the butter on the crackers.
It’s like finding a thread where people are going “Try butting butter on the toast. I know it sounds weird [no?] but you gotta try it.” and others “Oh yeah my grandma used to do that”
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I like butter on saltines.
4 0 ReplyIsn't that what saltines are for?
Edit: Wait, I read that as peanut butter. Butter is...not gross but not what I do.
4 0 ReplyPeanut butter is good too. That's for when I feel like making marginally better choices, though (because then I can say, "Well it has protein?")
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I also think you're crazy, but I believe you.
2 0 Replymixing carbs and fat is never crazy
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maybe with a brick of cheese
nothing helps my self esteem like a sleeve of saltines and a brick of cheese
19 0 ReplyWhipped cream. Salty and sweet. Delicious.
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This how i got gout
20 1 ReplyI had to google that, and what the actual fuck. That sounds horrible.
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Butter
Peanut butter
Cheese
Spray cheese
Cream cheese
Cream cheese with a clove of garlic
Honey
Help me think of more good ways to enjoy saltines
16 0 ReplyI just put saltines on them.
14 0 ReplyNew toast sandwich
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Summer sausage and cheddar cheese.
5 0 ReplyMustard if you are especially desperate.
4 0 ReplyTaco Bell hot sauce packets. Actually goes well with white rice as well.
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ham?
alternatively, sauce.
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Oof this one hits close to home.
13 0 ReplyAdd peanut butter.
11 1 ReplyYes. Saltines and spreading some good crunchy peanut butter is a fine lazy meal.
4 0 ReplySkip the butter part, just whole peanuts
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new beef stroganoff just dropped
7 0 ReplyPeople eat saltines... willingly?
6 0 ReplyThey’re delicious
6 0 ReplyAdd sardines to that, and you'll have reached a whole new level.
5 0 ReplyI can't believe someone beat me to it. Sardines, or tinned smoked oysters, a little cheese, baby you've got yourself a meal.
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Guilty as charged.
5 0 ReplyI do this, but with graham crackers instead.
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4 0 ReplySystolic or diastolic?
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Salt-less saltines? Ines?
2 0 ReplyMy husband can't understand why I love unsalted saltines.
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when you get sick and you can finally justify eating sleeve of saltines 😋
4 0 ReplyFinish by eating the sleeve with a nice Chianti.
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